\u0162rrrr! \u0162rrrr! \u0162rrrr!<\/p>\n
-Alo, da…<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, ce faci acolo? Ce dureaz\u0103 at\u00e2t?<\/p>\n
-Eram la baie, m\u0103 ierta\u0163i…<\/p>\n
-Boc, la baie la ora asta? E pr\u00e2nzul, b\u0103h! Acum trebuia s\u0103 desfaci prima sticl\u0103 de bere!<\/p>\n
-Da, m\u0103 ierta\u0163i…eram \u00een pauz\u0103 \u015fi trebuia s\u0103 m\u0103 r\u0103coresc. E o zi grea azi.<\/p>\n
-Boc, te r\u0103core\u015fti cu ghea\u0163\u0103 \u015fi cu whisky, nu cu du\u015ful. \u015ei cum vine asta, la ora asta nu e\u015fti la munc\u0103? Ai pauz\u0103?<\/p>\n
-Da, am…<\/p>\n
-De m\u00e2ine nu o s\u0103 mai ai nicio pauz\u0103! Dac\u0103 transpiri te duci la veceuri la Guvern \u015fi te speli la subra\u0163, la chiuvet\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Da, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i…<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, Boc, iar \u00ee\u0163i faci de cap. Cu Udrea v\u0103d c\u0103 n-ai rezolvat nimic. \u00ce\u0163i ba\u0163i joc de biata femeie?<\/p>\n
-Nu, dar…<\/p>\n
-Ce nu, b\u0103h? Dup\u0103 ce c\u0103 \u00eel am pe cap \u015fi pe g\u0103ozarul de St\u0103nescu, te mai caci \u015fi tu pe tine.<\/p>\n
-Nu fac caca pe mine, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i…<\/p>\n
-H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, b\u0103h, Boc, ce-ai zis?<\/p>\n
-C\u0103 nu fac caca…<\/p>\n
-H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, b\u0103h, da\u2019 simpatic mai e\u015fti! Hai c\u0103 m-ai \u00eenveselit! Te iau cu mine \u00een vizit\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Unde, unde?<\/p>\n
-Mergem la solda\u0163i, Boc! Vizit\u0103m baza de la Kog\u0103lniceanu!<\/p>\n
-\u0103\u0103\u0103, p\u0103i nu vin…<\/p>\n
-Ce?<\/p>\n
-Nu vin, c\u0103 nu-mi plac solda\u0163ii…<\/p>\n
-Boc, iar te caci?<\/p>\n
-Nu, de ce?<\/p>\n
-Cum nu? Am zis c\u0103 mergem la solda\u0163i, acolo mergem!<\/p>\n
-Nu!<\/p>\n
-Boc!<\/p>\n
-Da…<\/p>\n
-A\u015fa. Preg\u0103te\u015fte-te!<\/p>\n
-Nu vin, c\u0103 mi-e fric\u0103. C\u00e2nd eram mic, copiii din sat m\u0103 \u00eembr\u0103cau \u00een \u0163int\u0103 \u015fi tr\u0103geau \u00een mine cu s\u0103ge\u0163i \u015fi pietre.<\/p>\n
-Boc, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! A\u015fa f\u0103ceam \u015fi eu cu bondoci ca tine, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Da, era\u0163i r\u0103u!<\/p>\n
-R\u0103u sunt \u015fi acum, b\u0103h, Boc! \u015ei tu ai r\u0103mas tot \u0163int\u0103, b\u0103h!<\/p>\n
-Ba nu!<\/p>\n
-H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, a\u015fa crezi tu, b\u0103h! Hai, c\u0103 vin s\u0103 te iau.<\/p>\n
-Nu, nu merg! Mi-e fric\u0103…<\/p>\n
-Boc, s\u0103 vezi ce fric\u0103 o s\u0103-\u0163i fie dac\u0103 nu mergi. Ce comentezi at\u00e2t?<\/p>\n
-Nu mai bine \u00eemi spune\u0163i un banc?<\/p>\n
-Boc, nu schimba vorba!<\/p>\n
-V\u0103 rog, \u00eemi spune\u0163i o poant\u0103 din aia amuzant\u0103, a\u015fa cum spune\u0163i dumneavoastr\u0103?<\/p>\n
-Boc…Fie, \u00ee\u0163i spun. Zici c\u0103-\u0163i plac glumele mele?<\/p>\n
-Da, da, sunt cele mai tari, hi, hi!<\/p>\n
-Bine, b\u0103h, Boc, hai c\u0103-\u0163i spun. Stai s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc…<\/p>\n
-\u015ei nu merg la solda\u0163i, da?<\/p>\n
-Boc, ce? Ba mergi!<\/p>\n
-Bine, bine…Nu uita\u0163i de banc.<\/p>\n
-Da, stai un pic…Hm, ce poant\u0103 s\u0103-\u0163i spun eu…?<\/p>\n
-Una cu solda\u0163i, ca s\u0103 nu mai mergem…?<\/p>\n
-Cu solda\u0163i…? Da, stai a\u015fa…Unde s\u0103 nu mai mergem?<\/p>\n
-Nic\u0103ieri, bancul v\u0103 rog…<\/p>\n
-Da…Aha! Uite, fii atent, pe aia cu \u015etefan cel Mare o \u015ftii?<\/p>\n
-Nu…<\/p>\n
-Deci, fii atent. Eu sunt \u015etefan cel Mare \u015fi-\u0163i spun s\u0103 lupt\u0103m p\u00e2n\u0103 la unu\u2019. Tu m\u0103 \u00eentrebi de ce.<\/p>\n
-A\u015fa.<\/p>\n
-Boc, trebuie s\u0103 lupt\u0103m p\u00e2n\u0103 la unu\u2019!<\/p>\n
-…<\/p>\n
-Boc!<\/p>\n
-Da, v\u0103 aud.<\/p>\n
-Nu m-ai \u00eentrebat!<\/p>\n
-Ce?<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, tu ce faci acolo \u00een baie?<\/p>\n
-Caca, m\u0103 scuza\u0163i…<\/p>\n
-Boc, e\u015fti nesim\u0163it? Vorbe\u015fti cu pre\u015fedintele \u0163\u0103rii \u015fi te caci?<\/p>\n
-De emo\u0163ie, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i…\u015ei de fric\u0103…<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, \u00ee\u0163i dau eu o fric\u0103 de n-o po\u0163i duce! Nu pot s\u0103-\u0163i spun bancul c\u00e2nd te caci!<\/p>\n
-Gata, gata, acum m\u0103 \u015fterg. Sta\u0163i un minut.<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, Boc, am v\u0103zut-o \u015fi pe asta. Te a\u015fteapt\u0103 pre\u015fedintele la telefon s\u0103 te \u015ftergi la cur, b\u0103h…S-a \u00eentors \u0163ara cu fundu-n sus.<\/p>\n
-Gata, am terminat, m\u0103 ierta\u0163i…Nu era mare lucru.<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, normal, b\u0103h! Nici c\u0103catul nu-i mare la tine, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-V\u0103 rog, bancul…<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, Boc, eu sunt \u015etefan cel Mare, \u00ee\u0163i spun o replic\u0103 \u015fi tu m\u0103 \u00eentrebi de ce, da?<\/p>\n
-De ce?<\/p>\n
-Nu acum, b\u0103h, a\u015fteapt\u0103…<\/p>\n
-De ce?<\/p>\n
-Boc, ai ame\u0163it de la c\u0103cat? Am spus s\u0103 a\u015ftep\u0163i replica!<\/p>\n
-Da, hi, hi…<\/p>\n
-Deci, eu sunt \u015etefan cel Mare \u015fi spun: solda\u0163i, trebuie s\u0103 lupt\u0103m p\u00e2n\u0103 la unu\u2019!<\/p>\n
-…<\/p>\n
-Boc!<\/p>\n
-Da, ascult.<\/p>\n
-\u00centreab\u0103-m\u0103, bondocule, c\u0103 te pleznesc! Solda\u0163i, trebuie s\u0103 lupt\u0103m p\u00e2n\u0103 la unu\u2019!<\/p>\n
-…a, replica…aha. De ce, m\u0103rite \u015etefan?<\/p>\n
-M\u0103rite \u015etefan? B\u0103h, Boc, da\u2019 te pricepi la din astea. E\u015fti un om citit, b\u0103h…<\/p>\n
-Da, mul\u0163umesc…<\/p>\n
-A\u015fa, hai c\u0103 m-ai z\u0103p\u0103cit. Deci, solda\u0163i, bem p\u00e2n\u0103 la unu\u2019! Pardon, lupt\u0103m p\u00e2n\u0103 la unu\u2019!<\/p>\n
-De ce, m\u0103rite?<\/p>\n
-C\u0103 de la unu\u2019 jumate mergem la c\u00e2rcium\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-A, ce bine, deci nu mai mergem la solda\u0163i, nu?<\/p>\n
-Hrrrr… Boc, e\u015fti prost! Asta era poanta!<\/p>\n
-Care, c\u0103 nu mai mergem la solda\u0163i?<\/p>\n
-Boc, ie\u015fi afar\u0103!<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i…<\/p>\n
-Ie\u015fi, b\u0103h, afar\u0103! Ba nu, stai acolo c\u0103 vin eu \u015fi te \u00eembrac \u00een \u0163int\u0103, bondoc ce e\u015fti! Auzi, la el, \u00eei spun bancuri \u015fi el nu se prinde….<\/p>\n
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