{"id":5319,"date":"2009-08-31T11:37:24","date_gmt":"2009-08-31T08:37:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=5319"},"modified":"2009-08-31T11:37:24","modified_gmt":"2009-08-31T08:37:24","slug":"horoscopul-saptamanii-31-august-06-septembrie-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/08\/horoscopul-saptamanii-31-august-06-septembrie-2009\/","title":{"rendered":"Horoscopul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii 31 august-06 septembrie 2009"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Vara se duce u\u015for, u\u015for iar distan\u0163a fa\u0163\u0103 de Soare cre\u015fte. \u00cen acela\u015fi timp, planetele \u00eencep s\u0103 se alinieze haotic, zbenguindu-se \u00een semi-\u00eentunericul care vine cu pa\u015fi repezi. Astrologii observ\u0103 opozi\u0163ii tot mai dese \u015fi mai n\u0103stru\u015fnice, semn c\u0103 alegerile pentru noul anotimp sunt aproape, prea aproape. Iat\u0103 ce ne dezv\u0103luie astrele \u00een redac\u0163ia Cioburi<\/span><\/strong>:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Berbec<\/span><\/span><\/strong>. Ve\u0163i comunica din ce \u00een ce mai greu cu cei din jur \u00een cursul acestei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni. De vin\u0103 vor fi din\u0163ii pe care \u00eei ve\u0163i pierde \u00een urma unei dispute cu so\u0163ul\/so\u0163ia. \u00cen drum spre spital,<\/span><\/span> bandajat precum solda\u0163ii ru\u015fi,<\/span><\/span> o s\u0103 fi\u0163i atacat pe flancuri de c\u0103tre o ciread\u0103 de pesc\u0103ru\u015fi r\u0103m\u00e2n\u00e2nd \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 buza superioar\u0103. Tot r\u0103ul spre bine, la spital doctorii vor descoperi c\u0103 v-a crescut un sf\u00e2rc. Dorsal.<\/p>\n

Taur<\/span><\/span><\/strong>. O zodie puternic\u0103, prin excelen\u0163\u0103. \u015ei ca s\u0103 fie totul frumos, s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na aceasta ve\u0163i purta coarne, puse de partener\/\u0103. \u015eti\u0163i bine ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 asta. Nu trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eengrijora\u0163i, totu\u015fi. Financiar ve\u0163i sta din ce \u00een ce mai bine, dup\u0103 ce ve\u0163i c\u00e2\u015ftiga la loto.\u00a0 Bine, nu s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta ci \u00eentr-un viitor. Ok, v-am p\u0103c\u0103lit. O s\u0103 v\u0103 rupe\u0163i o m\u00e2n\u0103, cea dreapt\u0103, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 v\u0103 masturba\u0163i cu o \u0163eav\u0103 de 45 \u00eentr-unul din momentele dumneavoastr\u0103 de imagina\u0163ie.<\/div>\n

Gemeni<\/span><\/span><\/strong>. Ur\u00e2t\u0103 vreme se anun\u0163\u0103. La serviciu zilele v\u0103 sunt num\u0103rate, mai ales c\u0103 \u015fefii au descoperit de unde vine factura de telefon a\u015fa de mare. \u00cencerca\u0163i s\u0103 le explica\u0163i c\u0103 doamnele care se lingu\u015feau la cel\u0103lalt cap\u0103t al firului vroiau, de fapt, s\u0103 cumpere rulmen\u0163i. Cu s\u0103n\u0103tatea nu sta\u0163i mai bine, gripa porcin\u0103 v\u0103 a\u015fteapt\u0103. V\u0103 suger\u0103m o asigurare de via\u0163\u0103. De f<\/span><\/span>apt,<\/span><\/span> v\u0103 cerem \u00een genunchi,<\/span><\/span> \u0163in\u00e2nd cont de faptul c\u0103 cei patru<\/span><\/span> copii ai dumneavoastr\u0103, f\u0103cu\u0163i de so\u0163ie cu echipa de rugby din F\u0103lticeni, vor r\u0103m\u00e2ne f\u0103r\u0103 un p\u0103rinte mar\u0163i.<\/p>\n

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Rac<\/span><\/span><\/strong>. Mersul \u00eenapoi va fi laitmotivul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii. \u015ei nu \u00een sens metaforic. O glum\u0103 a prietenilor, la ultima petrecere, v\u0103 schimb\u0103 un pic mersul lucrurilor, ca s\u0103 spunem a\u015fa. Gluma nu se spune, e surpriz\u0103. S\u0103n\u0103tatea e beton, chiar dac\u0103, din gre\u015feal\u0103, ve\u0163i bea ap\u0103 din vasul de wc. \u015ei asta e o glum\u0103. Tot a prietenilor. \u015ei da, \u00een ap\u0103 plutea ceva. Nu, nu era pluta, de\u015fi asta f\u0103cea.<\/p>\n

Leu. <\/span><\/span><\/strong>Da,<\/span><\/span> sunte\u0163i leu. R\u0103cni\u0163i. A\u0163i r\u0103cit, s\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i. Ar fi bine s\u0103 consulta\u0163i un medic, s\u0103 vad\u0103 ce ave\u0163i \u00een g\u00e2t. Cu ocazia asta ve\u0163i g\u0103si \u015fi juc\u0103ria pisicii. La munc\u0103 toate bune \u015fi frumoase. Normal, a\u015fa e c\u00e2nd stai acas\u0103, al\u0103turi de p\u0103rin\u0163i, bunici \u015fi patru m\u0103tu\u015fi, f\u0103r\u0103 \u015fanse de angajare pe undeva.<\/div>\n

Fecioara<\/span><\/span><\/strong>. Se anun\u0163\u0103 o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 foarte u\u015foar\u0103 pentru fecioare. Nu munc\u0103, nu bani, nu amant\/\u0103, nu sex, nu m\u00e2ncare, nu serviciu, nu cas\u0103, nu ma\u015fin\u0103, nu nimic. Deci, niciun stres. Nu e mai simplu a\u015fa? Via\u0163a la cort, \u00een parc, poate fi extrem de s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103. P\u0103cat c\u0103 au plecat chinezii din fa\u0163a ambasadei c\u0103 a\u0163i fi putut avea un schimb cultural excelent.<\/p>\n

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Balan\u0163a<\/span><\/span><\/strong>. Gata, se termin\u0103 pasa proast\u0103 din ultima lun\u0103. \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u015fit, v\u0103 \u00eemp\u0103ca\u0163i cu partenerul\/partenera, dac\u0103 tot v-a dat foc la ma\u015fin\u0103. \u00cen plus de asta, ajunge\u0163i la concluzia c\u0103 e mai bine s\u0103 ave\u0163i somnul lini\u015ftit, f\u0103r\u0103 capcane nocturne. La serviciu situa\u0163ia este excelent\u0103, mai ales c\u0103 ve\u0163i beneficia \u00een avans de c\u00e2teva salarii. Vede\u0163i cu CV-ul \u0103la…<\/div>\n

Scorpion<\/span><\/span><\/strong>. Ve\u0163i face numai porc\u0103rii zilele acestea. Mar\u0163i diminea\u0163\u0103 un nenorocit o s\u0103 v\u0103 umple de noroi la o trecere de pietoni iar \u00eent\u00e2rzierea la munc\u0103, din acest motiv, v\u0103 cost\u0103 o penalizare la salariu. \u015ei nu era cazul acum, c\u00e2nd banca v\u0103 bate la u\u015f\u0103 pentru o datorie de rahat. Plus c\u0103 \u0103la mic a spart capul, la \u015fcoal\u0103, fetei directoarei. Ce poate fi mai r\u0103u? Verifica\u0163i \u0163eava de gaze \u00een fiecare diminea\u0163\u0103. Aaa<\/span><\/span>, prea t\u00e2rziu.<\/p>\n

S\u0103get\u0103tor. <\/span><\/span><\/strong>S\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta v\u0103 \u00eendr\u0103gosti\u0163i. Superb! P\u0103cat c\u0103 deja ave\u0163i o c\u0103snicie iar pata vi se pune pe o rud\u0103 apropiat\u0103 a so\u0163ului\/so\u0163iei. \u00cencerca\u0163i s\u0103 v\u0103 ab\u0163ine\u0163i, chiar dac\u0103 vi se fac avansuri, \u015ftiind c\u0103 \u00een trecut a\u0163i avut\u00a0 antecedente cu un unchi. S\u0103n\u0103tatea sufer\u0103 ni\u015fte schimb\u0103ri, spre finalul perioadei. Ni\u015fte m\u00e2nc\u0103rimi \u00eentr-o anume zon\u0103 demonstreaz\u0103 c\u0103 nu v-a\u0163i ab\u0163inut…<\/p>\n

Capricorn<\/span><\/span><\/strong>. Mult\u0103 degringolad\u0103 v\u0103 a\u015fteapt\u0103 \u00een cursul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii care urmeaz\u0103. Descoperi\u0163i c\u0103 iar face\u0163i pipi \u00een pat, fapt ce v\u0103 mut\u0103 de urgen\u0163\u0103 culcu\u015ful pe jos. Din cauza curentului, r\u0103m\u00e2ne\u0163i cu g\u00e2tul \u015fi mijlocul \u0163eap\u0103n, ceea ce v\u0103 creeaz\u0103 probleme \u015fi cu caca. Ceea ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 v\u0103 mut\u0103 culcu\u015ful \u00een baie. Tot pe jos. Privi\u0163i partea plin\u0103 a paharului: ve\u0163i avea concediu medical o lun\u0103. Din p\u0103cate, \u00eencuiat \u00een baie, ve\u0163i avea parte de ni\u015fte tangen\u0163e greu de explicat \u00een cuvinte cu furtunul de la ma\u015fina de sp\u0103lat.<\/p>\n

V\u0103rs\u0103tor<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/strong>. \u00cencepe\u0163i s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na cum nu se poate mai prost din cauza st\u0103rilor de nervozitate adunate \u00een ultima lun\u0103. \u00cencerca\u0163i s\u0103 evita\u0163i discu\u0163iile \u00een contradictoriu, mai ales dac\u0103 acestea sunt purtate cu domnii aceia solizi, \u00eembr\u0103ca\u0163i \u00een halate albe, care v\u0103 servesc diminea\u0163a micul dejun. \u015ei nu uita\u0163i: Mo\u015f Cr\u0103ciun nu poart\u0103 barb\u0103 alb\u0103 anul acesta, ci un baston de cauciuc \u015fi o pung\u0103 cu pastile \u015fi seringi.<\/p>\n

Pe\u015fti<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/strong>. Ave\u0163i ocazia s\u0103 \u00eencepe\u0163i o activitate care s\u0103 v\u0103 sporeasc\u0103 veniturile. Va trebui, \u00eens\u0103, s\u0103 v\u0103 obi\u015fnui\u0163i cu ideea de a func\u0163iona doar cu un rinichi \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 jum\u0103tate de ficat. Joi sau vineri ve\u0163i primi un cadou de la colegi. Asigura\u0163i-v\u0103 casa \u00eenainte s\u0103 deschide\u0163i pachetul.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Vara se duce u\u015for, u\u015for iar distan\u0163a fa\u0163\u0103 de Soare cre\u015fte. \u00cen acela\u015fi timp, planetele \u00eencep s\u0103 se alinieze haotic, zbenguindu-se \u00een semi-\u00eentunericul care vine cu pa\u015fi repezi. Astrologii observ\u0103 opozi\u0163ii tot mai dese \u015fi …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87,103],"tags":[1324,1592,2946,3661],"class_list":["post-5319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cate-n-luna-si-stele-verzi","category-promo","tag-fericire","tag-horoscop","tag-sanatate","tag-zodii"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}