\u0162rrr!<\/p>\n
-Da!<\/p>\n
-Alo, b\u0103h, tu e\u015fti?<\/p>\n
-Da, da.<\/p>\n
-A, c\u0103 sem\u0103na vocea cu a lui prost\u0103nacul, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Nu, eu sunt. \u015ei nu mai \u00eemi spune\u0163i de prost\u0103nac. Sunt dec\u00e2t<\/em> eu aici!<\/p>\n -Boc, te exprimi gre\u015fit. E\u015fti doar<\/em> tu acolo!<\/p>\n -Da, dec\u00e2t<\/em> eu. Am zis altceva?<\/p>\n -B\u0103h, dec\u00e2t<\/em> se folose\u015fte la nega\u0163ie! Trebuia s\u0103 spui nu sunt dec\u00e2t eu<\/em>.<\/p>\n -Da, eu ce-am zis? Prost\u0103nacul nu e aici, sunt dec\u00e2t<\/em> eu.<\/p>\n -Boc, te pleznesc! E\u015fti agramat!<\/p>\n -Nu-i adev\u0103rat.<\/p>\n -Atunci, ia spune-mi cu cine e\u015fti acolo!?<\/p>\n –Dec\u00e2t<\/em> eu.<\/p>\n -Boc, e\u015fti praf! Nu vorbe\u015fti corect, g\u0103ozare! M\u0103 enervezi! Repet\u0103 dup\u0103 mine: sunt doar eu<\/em>!<\/p>\n -Sunte\u0163i doar dumneavoastr\u0103…<\/p>\n -Nu eu, b\u0103h! Tu!…Adic\u0103, eu, \u00een sensul c\u0103 tu…Sunt doar eu<\/em>.<\/p>\n -Nu v\u0103 \u00een\u0163eleg…<\/p>\n -Boc, tu nu \u00een\u0163elegi nimic, b\u0103h! Ai \u00een\u0163eles tu ceva din legea educa\u0163iei, b\u0103h, c\u00e2nd habar nu ai s\u0103 vorbe\u015fti?!<\/p>\n -Da, am \u00een\u0163eles tot! \u015ei nu sunt de acord, da? \u015ei eu vorbesc corect!<\/p>\n -Da, da, corect ca marinarii, b\u0103h! R\u00e2de \u015fi Androneasca de tine.<\/p>\n -S\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 c\u00e2t o vrea. Nu-i dec\u00e2t<\/em> ea care r\u00e2de.<\/p>\n -Pfuai, Boc, iar \u00eencepi?<\/p>\n -Da, \u00eencep! S\u0103 nu mai zice\u0163i c\u0103 r\u00e2de ea de mine \u015fi face mici \u00een spatele meu \u015fi stau eu cu capul \u00een fum c\u00e2nd vorbesc de la guvern, c\u0103 nimeni nu r\u00e2de mine a\u015fa, dec\u00e2t<\/em> eu r\u00e2d de mine dac\u0103 vreau…<\/p>\n -Ho, b\u0103h, ai m\u00e2ncat baterii? Bateriile se beau, Boc, a-propos. Mi-e cam sete, c\u0103 tot spuneai…<\/p>\n -Da, \u015fi mie. \u015ei a\u015f m\u00e2nca ni\u015fte mititei, c\u0103 tot veni vorba.<\/p>\n -C\u0103 bine zici, Boc. Ia s-o sun pe Udrea, s\u0103 v\u0103d dac\u0103 se bag\u0103…<\/p>\n -Unde mergem?<\/p>\n -Unde mergem?? Unde merg eu cu Udrea, b\u0103h, asta-i \u00eentrebarea! Tu stai la munc\u0103, piticule! Sau, s\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi \u015fi tu, merg dec\u00e2t<\/em> eu cu Udrea, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n -Adic\u0103, doar<\/em> dumneavoastr\u0103 cu Udrea, a\u015fa e corect. Pardon, cu doamna Elena.<\/p>\n -Da, b\u0103h, Boc, eu ce tot \u00ee\u0163i spuneam p\u00e2n\u0103 acum??<\/p>\n -P\u0103i, a\u0163i zis dec\u00e2t<\/em> dumneavoastr\u0103 cu Udrea…<\/p>\n -Boc, te persiflam!<\/p>\n -Da, dar nu e corect gramatical..<\/p>\n -Boc, te pleznesc!<\/p>\n -Ia!<\/p>\n -B\u0103h, e\u015fti nebun?<\/p>\n -Sunt, nu sunt dar nu vorbi\u0163i corect, hi, hi…<\/p>\n -Boc, tu nu vorbeai corect, eu te-am tot corectat \u015fi apoi te-am luat la mi\u015fto…Bine, tot timpul te iau la mi\u015fto dar, m\u0103 rog…Am spus dec\u00e2t<\/em> ca s\u0103 r\u00e2d de tine.<\/p>\n -Dar nu e corect!<\/p>\n -Piticule, tu m\u0103 iei la mi\u015fto? R\u00e2zi de pre\u015fedintele \u0163\u0103rii?<\/p>\n -Nu, m\u0103 ierta\u0163i…\u00cemi spune\u0163i o glum\u0103?<\/p>\n -Boc, nu m\u0103 lua cu din astea…<\/p>\n -V\u0103 rog, una scurt\u0103…<\/p>\n -B\u0103h, Boc, fie. Stai s\u0103 m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc…Hai c\u0103-\u0163i zic una cu Boc, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n -Cu mine?<\/p>\n -Da, Boc, cu tine..Da\u2019 nu te superi. Mi-a zis-o ieri cineva, e bun\u0103…<\/p>\n -Bine, hi, hi.<\/p>\n -Deci, fii atent. Ce spune Boc c\u00e2nd o vede pe Udrea?<\/p>\n -Trebuie s\u0103 \u00eentreb eu ceva?<\/p>\n -Nu, Boc..Eventual po\u0163i s\u0103 \u00eentrebi ce<\/em>?<\/p>\n -A\u015fa…<\/p>\n -P\u0103i, hai. Ce vede Boc…Nu, ce spune Boc c\u00e2nd o vede pe Udrea, h\u0103, h\u0103, c\u0103 m\u0103 apuc\u0103 r\u00e2sul c\u00e2nd m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc!<\/p>\n -P\u0103i, ce s\u0103 spun…? S\u0103ru\u2019m\u00e2na, ce mai face\u0163i, ce face domnu\u2019 Traian…<\/p>\n -Boc, tu o \u00eentrebi pe Udrea ce fac eu?<\/p>\n -Da…Nu..?<\/p>\n -P\u0103i, nu, Boc! Ce treab\u0103 am eu cu Udrea? M\u0103 rog, e treaba mea, h\u0103, h\u0103, da\u2019 nu e treaba ta piticule!<\/p>\n -M\u0103 ierta\u0163i…<\/p>\n -B\u0103h, hai c\u0103 pierdem bancul! Deci, eu \u00eentreb ce spune Boc c\u00e2nd o vede pe Udrea \u015fi apoi tu \u00eentrebi ce.<\/p>\n -Ce?<\/p>\n -Nu, b\u0103h, stai s\u0103 pun \u00eentrebarea!<\/p>\n -A, da. M\u0103 ierta\u0163i.<\/p>\n -A\u015fa. Hai c\u0103 mi-e sete. Deci, ce spune Boc c\u00e2nd o vede pe Udrea?<\/p>\n -Ce?<\/p>\n -Ce genunchi frumo\u015fi ave\u0163i, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! R\u00e2zi piticule!<\/p>\n Clanc!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u0162rrr! -Da! -Alo, b\u0103h, tu e\u015fti? -Da, da. -A, c\u0103 sem\u0103na vocea cu a lui prost\u0103nacul, h\u0103, h\u0103! -Nu, eu sunt. \u015ei nu mai \u00eemi spune\u0163i de prost\u0103nac. 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