\u0162rrrrr!<\/p>\n
-Da, b\u0103h!<\/p>\n
-S\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i, m\u0103 scuza\u0163i de deranj…<\/p>\n
-Zi, Boc, c\u0103 nu io-s de vin\u0103 pentru \u00een\u0103l\u0163imea ta, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Da, m\u0103 ierta\u0163i…<\/p>\n
-Hai, bag\u0103 mare! De ce \u00eel suni pe pre\u015fedintele statului?<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, \u015fti\u0163i, vroiam s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentreb ceva…<\/p>\n
-Da? Ce, m\u0103 rog?<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, vroiam s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentreb dac\u0103 anul \u0103sta mai candida\u0163i…<\/p>\n
-Boc, tu nu ai treab\u0103?<\/p>\n
-Ba da, v\u0103 rog, \u00eemi pute\u0163i spune?<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, Boc…Am mai spus-o, trebuie s\u0103 discut\u0103m \u015fi cu b\u0103rbosul suprem, s\u0103 vedem ce spune…<\/p>\n
-Cu cine…?<\/p>\n
-Cu \u0103l de sus, b\u0103h! H\u0103, h\u0103, iart\u0103-m\u0103, pentru tine to\u0163i sunt sus, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Da, da, hi, hi. A\u015fa sunt eu, ce….<\/p>\n
-Boc, dac\u0103 lumea m\u0103 vrea, candidez!<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, \u015fi v\u0103 vrea lumea?<\/p>\n
-Din acest motiv cutreier \u0163ara! S\u0103 vorbesc cu oamenii, s\u0103 ciocnesc un pahar de \u0163uic\u0103, de vin, s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc o pastram\u0103, ceva…<\/p>\n
-Aha…\u015ei, ce zice lumea?<\/p>\n
-Boc, nu e treaba ta!…Normal c\u0103 lumea m\u0103 vrea, Boc! Cine s\u0103 vin\u0103, chirurgul \u0103la str\u00e2mb? Sau prost\u0103nacul? Nebunul? Muierea aia de Antonescu? Tu? Cine s\u0103 vin\u0103, Boc, peste pre\u015fedintele B\u0103sescu, pre\u015fedintele rom\u00e2nilor?<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, dac\u0103 nu v\u0103 vrea lumea….<\/p>\n
-Ce-ai spus, piticule? \u015etii ceva ce nu \u015ftiu eu? E\u015fti cu serviciile, b\u0103h? Scuip\u0103 tot!<\/p>\n
-Nu, m\u0103 ierta\u0163i, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam a\u015fa…De fapt, eu vroiam s\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentreb dac\u0103 mai candida\u0163i.<\/p>\n
-Boc, n-ai \u00een\u0163eles nimic? O s\u0103 candidez, Boc!<\/p>\n
-Yesss!<\/p>\n
-Ce-i, b\u0103h? Ce te bucuri a\u015fa? Adic\u0103, e normal s\u0103 te bucuri…<\/p>\n
-Da, da, m\u0103 bucur, am c\u00e2\u015ftigat!<\/p>\n
-H\u0103, h\u0103, b\u0103h, \u00eemi e\u015fti simpatic cu optimismul t\u0103u…Numai c\u0103 nu este a\u015fa simplu, nici chiar pentru mine, piticule.<\/p>\n
-Da, m\u0103 rog, e treaba dumneavoastr\u0103, nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103…\u0103\u0103\u0103, nu m\u0103 bag…\u0103\u0103\u0103, adic\u0103 dumneavoastr\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i cel mai bine.<\/p>\n
-Boc, normal c\u0103 eu \u015ftiu \u015fi tu trebuie s\u0103 te bucuri!<\/p>\n
-M\u0103 bucur, m\u0103 bucur, c\u0103-l sparg pe fraierul de Geoan\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Geoan\u0103…? Ce treab\u0103 are el? M\u0103 rog, sparge-l, voi v\u0103 certa\u0163i pe juc\u0103rii, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Nu, c\u0103 am pus un pariu \u015fi am c\u00e2\u015ftigat!<\/p>\n
-Plimbare?? \u0102\u0103\u0103, pariu??<\/p>\n
-Da, c\u0103 el spunea c\u0103 nu o s\u0103 mai candida\u0163i iar eu spuneam c\u0103 e prost \u015fi c\u0103 domnul pre\u015fedinte nu o s\u0103 renun\u0163e el a\u015fa u\u015for \u015fi nu m-a crezut. \u015ei m-a tras \u015fi de p\u0103r, boul dracului!<\/p>\n
-Boc, a\u0163i c\u0103piat??<\/p>\n
-Da, \u015fi apoi l-am ciupit \u015fi eu de picior, s\u0103-l usture, prostul naibii…\u015ei, apoi, a vrut s\u0103-mi dea o palm\u0103 peste cap dar am \u0163ipat \u015fi noroc c\u0103 a venit Berceanu c\u0103 \u00eel ciupeam at\u00e2t de tare c\u0103 nu se mai lua el de mine!<\/p>\n
-H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, Boc, cum te-am pus eu prim-ministru??<\/p>\n
-Da, \u015fi Berceanu mi-a spus c\u0103 s\u0103-l las \u00een pace, c\u0103 a\u015fa e el prost \u015fi mai bine s\u0103 pun pariu cu el, c\u0103 oricum c\u00e2\u015ftig eu…\u015ei de aia v\u0103 \u00eentrebam…<\/p>\n
-Boc, nu mai pot de r\u00e2s, auzi, s\u0103-l ciupeasc\u0103 de picior, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Da, \u00eel ciupeam \u015fi mai tare prostu\u2019 naibii…Da\u2019 acum am c\u00e2\u015ftigat pariul, hi, hi! \u00cei ar\u0103t eu lui!<\/p>\n
-H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, nu mai pot…S\u0103-l ciupeasc\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103…\u015ei ce ai cerut la pariu, b\u0103h, o pereche de pantofi cu toc, s\u0103 po\u0163i ajunge s\u0103-i dai o palm\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103?!<\/p>\n
-Nu, dac\u0103 chiar v\u0103 intereseaz\u0103 am spus c\u0103 \u0103sta este pariu de guvernare \u015fi c\u0103 dac\u0103 e s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftig eu, o s\u0103 vin\u0103 \u015fi ei cu noi \u00een Parlament!<\/p>\n
-H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, ai cerut s\u0103-\u0163i dea \u015fapca lui cu mori\u015fc\u0103, s\u0103 alergi cu ea \u00een curte, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103…Aoleu, nu mai pot…Mi s-a uscat g\u00e2tul, h\u0103, h\u0103, trebuie s\u0103 comand ceva…<\/p>\n
-Nu, nu i-am cerut \u015fapca! I-am zis c\u0103 dac\u0103 e s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftig o s\u0103 vin\u0103 cu noi s\u0103-\u015fi asume r\u0103spunderea pe legile alea \u015fi c\u0103 dac\u0103 o s\u0103 fiu al dracului o s\u0103-l dau \u015fi afar\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Auzi la ei, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, Boc \u00eel ciupe\u015fte pe \u0103la \u015fi \u0103la \u00eel trage de p\u0103r, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! B\u0103h, cum s\u0103 nu-\u0163i plac\u0103 \u0163ara asta?<\/p>\n
Clanc!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u0162rrrrr! -Da, b\u0103h! -S\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i, m\u0103 scuza\u0163i de deranj… -Zi, Boc, c\u0103 nu io-s de vin\u0103 pentru \u00een\u0103l\u0163imea ta, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! -Da, m\u0103 ierta\u0163i… -Hai, bag\u0103 mare! De ce \u00eel suni pe pre\u015fedintele statului? …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,26],"tags":[520,1461,2417,2646],"class_list":["post-5531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-promo","category-telefonul-fara-stil","tag-boc","tag-geoana","tag-pariu","tag-presedinte"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5531"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5531\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}