{"id":5534,"date":"2009-09-17T15:59:46","date_gmt":"2009-09-17T12:59:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=5534"},"modified":"2009-09-17T15:59:46","modified_gmt":"2009-09-17T12:59:46","slug":"smecheria-la-nivel-de-arta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/09\/smecheria-la-nivel-de-arta\/","title":{"rendered":"\u015emecheria la nivel de art\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\" lang=\"RO\"><span> <\/span>Ultima evadare din c\u00e2mpul muncii m-a surprins \u00een postura de a interac\u0163iona, vr\u00e2nd-nevr\u00e2nd, cu o sumedenie de noi personaje. P\u00e2n\u0103 una alta, un lucru deloc \u00eempov\u0103r\u0103tor. E bine s\u0103 mai cuno\u015fti \u015fi al\u0163i oameni. Dintre to\u0163i ace\u015fti interlocutori necunoscu\u0163i cu care am stabilit un minim contact verbal, doar unul singur a reu\u015fit \u00eens\u0103 s\u0103-mi st\u00e2rneasc\u0103 un interes mai accentuat. \u015ei c\u00e2nd spun interes m\u0103 refer la acea curiozitate \u015ftiin\u0163ific\u0103 care r\u00e2c\u00e2ie un antropolog \u00een \u00eencercarea de a descoperi la subiectul s\u0103u primat comportamente nemaiv\u0103zute p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\" lang=\"RO\"> Personajul a c\u0103rei tipologie urmeaz\u0103 a fi disecat\u0103 \u00een continuare, era un domn c\u0103runt, cu p\u0103rul rar \u015fi lins, purtat pe spate cu concursul gelului \u00een exces, gesticul\u00e2nd mult \u015fi inutil din m\u00e2ini \u00een \u00eencercarea de a explica interlocutorului s\u0103u tot felul lucruri banale, \u00een concep\u0163ia sa de o cov\u00e2r\u015fitoare importan\u0163\u0103, u\u015for peltic, repet\u00e2nd excesiv  dup\u0103 fiecare explica\u0163ie dat\u0103 \u00eentrebarea <em>m\u0103-n\u0163elege\u0163i<\/em>?, tic verbal care, \u00een condi\u0163iile afirma\u0163iilor mele ma\u015finale, \u00eei conferea treptat o anume siguran\u0163\u0103 \u00een discu\u0163ie. Cu un mers leg\u0103nat, descriind cu sandalele sale de mall unghiuri de nou\u0103zeci de grade, cu o burt\u0103 scurs\u0103 peste pantalonii scur\u0163i \u00eenflora\u0163i, denot\u00e2nd un soi de opulen\u0163\u0103 decadent\u0103, subiectul nostru a \u00eempr\u0103\u015ftiat pe tot parcursul promenadei, care nu a durat mai mult de jum\u0103tate de or\u0103,  pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 multitudinea de \u00eenv\u0103\u0163\u0103minte de via\u0163\u0103 \u015fi un damf dulceag de b\u0103utur\u0103, licoare care de\u015fi i-a impregnat efectul unui patefon stricat, a reu\u015fit negre\u015fit s\u0103-i releve \u015fi partea necenzurat\u0103 a caracterului s\u0103u. Dup\u0103 spusele sale, p\u00e2n\u0103 mai acum un an ar fi ocupat o func\u0163ie important\u0103 \u00een administra\u0163ia guvernamental\u0103 dar, odat\u0103 cu ultima remaniere, i s-a f\u0103cut o propunere pe care nu a putut-o refuza \u015fi anume primirea a 24 de salarii compensatorii \u015fi implicit ie\u015firea la pensie. Acum, are propria-i afacere \u015fi propriile-i concep\u0163ii despre via\u0163\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\" lang=\"RO\"> Ceea ce m-a fascinat din prima clip\u0103 la acest personaj a fost modul \u00een care reu\u015fea s\u0103 rezume rezolvarea tuturor situa\u0163iilor dup\u0103 grile bine definite, miz\u00e2nd pe ideea c\u0103 orice \u015fi oricine are un pre\u0163. <em>Nu conteaz\u0103 func\u0163ia de\u0163inut\u0103, na\u0163ionalitatea sau condi\u0163ia social\u0103 asumat\u0103<\/em>. <em>Dac\u0103 \u015ftii cum s\u0103 dai banul, nimeni nu te refuz\u0103. Oricine poate fi cump\u0103rat. \u015ei un euro dac\u0103 \u00eel dai p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103; n-are importan\u0163\u0103; gestul conteaz\u0103. Simplul fapt c\u0103 l-ai \u201eomenit<\/em><\/span><em><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">\u201d<\/span><\/em><em><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\" lang=\"RO\">, \u00eel face s\u0103 cedeze. La fel \u015fi cu negocierea \u00een situa\u0163ii mai complicate. Pai dac\u0103 treci pe ro\u015fu \u015fi te prinde Poli\u0163ia, tu cu cine vorbe\u015fti? Cu \u0103la t\u00e2n\u0103rul sau cu \u0103la b\u0103tr\u00e2nul? Normal c\u0103 negociezi cu poli\u0163istul mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103. El \u015ftie cum e mersul lucrurilor. \u0102la t\u00e2n\u0103r e \u00eenc\u0103 necopt. Iese cu tot felul de idei din \u015fcoal\u0103. <\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\" lang=\"RO\">Un set de concluzii trase de un expert al genului dup\u0103 ani de experien\u0163\u0103 \u00een domeniu. O adev\u0103rat\u0103 lec\u0163ie de cum po\u0163i ridica \u015fmecheria la nivel de art\u0103.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\" lang=\"RO\"> Nefiind \u00eenc\u0103 prins \u00een acela\u015fi miraj al alcoolului \u015fi contrariat \u00een totalitate de expunerile sale cu caracter didactic, am ales numai variante scurte \u015fi prompte de r\u0103spuns. O polemic\u0103 cu un astfel de personaj, \u00eentr-o a\u015fa stare avansat\u0103 de \u015fmecherie \u015fi de ebrietate nu s-ar fi diferen\u0163iat de o disput\u0103 verbal\u0103 avut\u0103 cu un aparat de radio. \u015ei nu \u015ftiu de ce, dar am impresia c\u0103 dup\u0103 sf\u00e2r\u015fitul discu\u0163iei noastre a r\u0103mas cu un gust amar \u00een gur\u0103. \u015ei nu at\u00e2t de la vin c\u00e2t de la concluzia c\u0103 \u015fi-a irosit timpul cu un inadaptat. Zilele ce au urmat, ne-am ignorat reciproc la modul cel mai <em>respectuos<\/em><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\">; <\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\" lang=\"RO\">el, o antologie de \u015fmecherie \u015fi eu, un simplu fraier.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ultima evadare din c\u00e2mpul muncii m-a surprins \u00een postura de a interac\u0163iona, vr\u00e2nd-nevr\u00e2nd, cu o sumedenie de noi personaje. P\u00e2n\u0103 una alta, un lucru deloc \u00eempov\u0103r\u0103tor. E bine s\u0103 mai cuno\u015fti \u015fi al\u0163i oameni. Dintre &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[101,103],"tags":[1094,1850,2571,2897,3103,3104],"class_list":["post-5534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-martor-si-tartor","category-promo","tag-discuie","tag-lectie","tag-polemica","tag-romani","tag-smecheri","tag-smecherie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5534"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5534\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}