Am poposit ast\u0103zi, m\u00e2nat fiind de strig\u0103tele disperate ale stomacului, \u00een zona cu restaurante a mall-ului Plaza. Fiecare cu specificul s\u0103u dar toate exagerat de scumpe c\u0103 deh, chiria la turc e scump\u0103. Iar \u00een acest caz turcul chiar nu pl\u0103te\u015fte.<\/p>\n
\u00cen fine, am adulmecat, mai ceva ca un ogar afgan urma v\u00e2natului, toate ofertele puse la dispozi\u0163ie de localurile din centrul comercial respectiv \u015fi am decis c\u0103 este cazul s\u0103-mi \u00eenec stomacul cu o por\u0163ie voluminoas\u0103 de ciorb\u0103. Zis \u015fi f\u0103cut. Am ochit o zon\u0103 de unde s\u0103-mi pot procura licoarea magic\u0103 \u015fi am pornit spre a m\u0103 a\u015feza lini\u015ftit la coad\u0103.<\/p>\n
…Coad\u0103 care era format\u0103 de o singur\u0103 persoan\u0103, \u00een fa\u0163a mea. \u00cen timp ce b\u0103leam privind c\u0103tre ofertele din vitrin\u0103, \u00een spatele meu apar dou\u0103 doamne, pe la patruzeci \u015fi ceva de ani, tencuite bine, parfumate \u015fi mai bine, dichisite \u00een toat\u0103 regula…Genul de directoare cu \u015ftate vechi \u00een multina\u0163ional\u0103 sau patroane, cam asta \u00eemi inspirau. Nimic de comentat, evident. Mi-a atras aten\u0163ia, \u00eens\u0103, urm\u0103toarea discu\u0163ie, reprodus\u0103 \u00een esen\u0163a ei:<\/p>\n
\u201e-Auzi, fat\u0103, uite ce de ciorbe aici…<\/p>\n
-Da, fat\u0103, ce bine miroase!<\/p>\n
-Hai, spune ce vrei \u015fi cump\u0103r eu azi.<\/p>\n
-Da, chiar \u00eemi doresc o sup\u0103 de g\u0103lu\u015fte, \u015ftii de c\u00e2nd mi-e poft\u0103?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u00centrerup un pic relatarea pentru a face c\u00e2teva preciz\u0103ri. Chiar \u00een fa\u0163a noastr\u0103 se aflau recipientele cu ciorbe \u015fi supe, puse pe dou\u0103 r\u00e2nduri, a c\u00e2te patru recipiente. \u00cen primul r\u00e2nd, cel dinspre clien\u0163i (adic\u0103 noi) se afla magnifica sup\u0103 de g\u0103lu\u015fte dorit\u0103 de doamne, o ciorb\u0103 \u0163\u0103r\u0103neasc\u0103 \u015fi \u00eenc\u0103 ceva. Pe r\u00e2ndul cel\u0103lalt, cel dinspre v\u00e2nz\u0103toare, se afla ciorb\u0103 de pui a la grec, ciorb\u0103 de burt\u0103 \u015fi ciorb\u0103 de peri\u015foare. Continu\u0103m…<\/p>\n
\u201e-Da, fat\u0103, sup\u0103 de g\u0103lu\u015fte din aia galben\u0103, \u015ftii?<\/p>\n
-Nu, nu \u015ftiu de care…<\/p>\n
-Cum nu \u015ftii? Cu zeama galben\u0103, a\u015fa, plin\u0103…<\/p>\n
-Hm, o fi aia de acolo? (se uitau spre ciorba de pui a la grec)<\/em><\/p>\n -M\u0103i, nu \u015ftiu, c\u0103 nu se v\u0103d g\u0103lu\u015ftele…<\/p>\n -Da, \u015fi parc\u0103 nu e a\u015fa galben\u0103, cum \u015ftiam eu…\u201d<\/p>\n \u00cen fa\u0163a lor, \u00een toat\u0103 splendoarea ei, supa de g\u0103lu\u015fte privea mirat\u0103 cum de cele dou\u0103 dudui nu o recunosc. \u00cen zeama clar\u0103 precum supa, g\u0103lu\u015ftele, m\u0103ricele de altfel, se b\u0103l\u0103ceau de zor doar, doar or atrage aten\u0163ia doamnelor. Dar nimic. Privirile pierdute\u00a0 \u015fi total str\u0103ine de gastronomie ale femeilor se \u00eendreptau \u00een orice alt\u0103 direc\u0163ie numai unde trebuie nu. G\u0103lu\u015ftele, oric\u00e2t de calme p\u0103reau ini\u0163ial, au \u00eenceput s\u0103 se agite, cer\u00e2nd disperate aten\u0163ia \u015fi ridic\u00e2nd m\u00e2nu\u0163ele lor pufoase \u015fi gr\u0103sune \u00een aer. \u201eHellooooo, helloooo, aiiiici, aiiiici!\u201d strigau din mijlocul supei cele trei sau patru g\u0103lu\u015fte dolofane. La un moment dat, chiar am avut impresia c\u0103 plezneau nervoase zeama din jurul lor pentru a se face sim\u0163ite mai bine….<\/p>\n \u201e-A, fat\u0103, uite, am g\u0103sit-o! (o serie de aplauze ale g\u0103lu\u015ftelor)<\/em><\/p>\n -Daaa, unde?<\/p>\n -Uite-o! Aia e!<\/p>\n -Da, fat\u0103, \u015fi uite e \u015fi galbenul \u0103la de care ziceai. Hai s\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103m, totu\u015fi, s\u0103 fim sigure…Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i, aceea este sup\u0103 de g\u0103lu\u015fte, nu?<\/p>\n -\u0102\u0103\u0103, nu…E ciorb\u0103 de burt\u0103.\u201d<\/p>\n Am achitat comanda mea, tr\u0103g\u00e2nd cu privirea la cele trei sau patru g\u0103lu\u015fte cum \u00ee\u015fi legau fiecare o e\u015farf\u0103 pe frunte \u015fi se m\u00e2njeau pe obraji cu nuan\u0163e de camuflaj. Armele din m\u00e2nu\u0163ele lor erau preg\u0103tite de lupt\u0103.<\/p>\n \u201eHai, fat\u0103, s\u0103 mergem de aici…Nicio ciorb\u0103 nu \u015ftim cum arat\u0103, auzi…\u201d au \u00eenceput s\u0103 r\u00e2d\u0103 cele dou\u0103 doamne \u00een timp ce plecau. Norocul lor. Deja aveau lumini\u0163ele ro\u015fii fixate pe frunte.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Am poposit ast\u0103zi, m\u00e2nat fiind de strig\u0103tele disperate ale stomacului, \u00een zona cu restaurante a mall-ului Plaza. Fiecare cu specificul s\u0103u dar toate exagerat de scumpe c\u0103 deh, chiria la turc e scump\u0103. Iar \u00een …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[101,103],"tags":[775,1107,1439,1969,2848],"class_list":["post-5545","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-martor-si-tartor","category-promo","tag-ciorba","tag-doamne","tag-galuste","tag-mall","tag-restaurant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5545","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5545"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5545\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5545"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5545"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5545"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}