{"id":5616,"date":"2009-09-22T17:01:58","date_gmt":"2009-09-22T14:01:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=5616"},"modified":"2009-09-22T17:01:58","modified_gmt":"2009-09-22T14:01:58","slug":"o-romanie-perfecta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/09\/o-romanie-perfecta\/","title":{"rendered":"O Rom\u00e2nie perfect\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Imagina\u0163i-v\u0103 o Rom\u00e2nie perfect\u0103. O Rom\u00e2nie relaxat\u0103, cu cet\u0103\u0163eni numai un z\u00e2mbet de diminea\u0163\u0103 \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 seara, cu munc\u0103 pu\u0163in\u0103 \u015fi \u015fefi \u00een\u0163eleg\u0103tori, cu salarii mari \u015fi pensii mai mult dec\u00e2t satisf\u0103c\u0103toare, cu func\u0163ionari suspect de amabili \u015fi vecini neg\u0103l\u0103gio\u015fi, cu str\u0103zi perfect asfaltate \u015fi mii de kilometri de autostrad\u0103. \u00cen fiecare localitate s\u0103 dispunem de c\u00e2te o baz\u0103 sportiv\u0103 \u015fi cu toate acestea<em> <\/em><em>bunul<\/em><em> <\/em><em>sim\u0163<\/em> s\u0103 fie cel ridicat la rangul de sport na\u0163ional.<\/p>\n<p>Ora\u015fele s\u0103 fie at\u00e2t de curate \u00eenc\u00e2t prafului s\u0103-i fie ru\u015fine s\u0103 se a\u015ftearn\u0103 peste ele. Intersec\u0163iile s\u0103 nu cunoasc\u0103 ce-i acela un ambuteiaj iar \u015foferii s\u0103 fi uitat la ce folose\u015fte claxonul. Pietonii s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 din drum pentru a aduna h\u00e2rtiile \u015fi pungile ecologice pe care v\u00e2ntul, singurul care mai face pe nebunul, le-a deranjat din co\u015ful de gunoi \u015fi le-a rostogolit pe trotuarul impecabil de curat. C\u00e2inii comunitari s\u0103 nu te mai mu\u015fte atunci c\u00e2nd le violezi teritoriul, ci s\u0103 te roage frumos s\u0103 pleci.<\/p>\n<p>Ideea discrimin\u0103rii s\u0103 se dilueze at\u00e2t de mult \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 se rezume doar la situa\u0163ii \u00een care un cet\u0103\u0163ean str\u0103in, pesemne invidios, s\u0103 pretind\u0103 c\u0103 un om de-al locului a fost mai pu\u0163in atent \u015fi bun cu el dec\u00e2t cu alt r\u0103t\u0103cit al planetei venit \u00een Rom\u00e2nia s\u0103 se conving\u0103 de perfecta armonia ce ne caracterizeaz\u0103 ca na\u0163ie. Ungurii s\u0103 fie m\u00e2ndri c\u0103 sunt rom\u00e2ni, \u0163iganii s\u0103 fie da\u0163i exemplu de corectitudine, preo\u0163ii s\u0103 participe la parade gay iar Mircea Badea s\u0103 fie invitat permanent la Cronica C\u00e2rcota\u015filor.<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 avem o clas\u0103 politic\u0103 imaculat\u0103 care s\u0103 te umple de m\u00e2ndrie atunci c\u00e2nd \u00eei observi aplombul cu care \u00ee\u0163i reprezint\u0103 interesele \u015fi s\u0103 dispunem de un guvern pestri\u0163 \u00een care membrii s\u0103i s\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi dea demisia de onoare la cel mai mic derapaj, aleg\u0103torii comp\u0103timindu-i \u015fi respect\u00e2ndu-le \u00een acela\u015fi timp decizia. O societate f\u0103r\u0103 de cusur \u00een care termeni precum <em>crim\u0103<\/em> sau  <em>infrac\u0163ionalita<\/em><em>te<\/em> s\u0103 fie pomeni\u0163i doar \u00een c\u0103r\u0163ile de istorie sau \u00een buletinele de \u015ftiri externe, o societate \u00een care sec\u0163iile de poli\u0163ie s\u0103 fie transformate \u00een mici muzee locale iar func\u0163iile poli\u0163iene\u015fti s\u0103 devin\u0103 pur decorative.<\/p>\n<p>Televiziunile s\u0103 difuzeze doar emisiuni de top, filme de Oscar \u015fi muzic\u0103 impecabil\u0103. PROTV-ul s\u0103 difuzeze \u00een fiecare zi <em>Faptele bune de la ora 5<\/em>, Taraf TV ne prezinte sear\u0103 de sear\u0103 c\u00e2te un manelist c\u00e2nt\u00e2nd muzic\u0103 clasic\u0103 iar Elodia s\u0103 aib\u0103 o rubric\u0103 cultural\u0103 la OTV.<\/p>\n<p>Imagina\u0163i-v\u0103 toate acestea \u015fi apoi r\u0103spunde\u0163i-v\u0103 sincer. N-ar fi complet de c\u0103cat!? S-ar mai putea numi asta Rom\u00e2nia?&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Imagina\u0163i-v\u0103 o Rom\u00e2nie perfect\u0103. O Rom\u00e2nie relaxat\u0103, cu cet\u0103\u0163eni numai un z\u00e2mbet de diminea\u0163\u0103 \u015fi p\u00e2n\u0103 seara, cu munc\u0103 pu\u0163in\u0103 \u015fi \u015fefi \u00een\u0163eleg\u0103tori, cu salarii mari \u015fi pensii mai mult dec\u00e2t satisf\u0103c\u0103toare, cu func\u0163ionari suspect &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,93],"tags":[2472,2898,3504],"class_list":["post-5616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aberatia-de-intelect","category-editorial","tag-perfect","tag-romania","tag-utopie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5616"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5616\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}