{"id":5622,"date":"2009-09-22T17:34:08","date_gmt":"2009-09-22T14:34:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=5622"},"modified":"2009-09-22T17:34:08","modified_gmt":"2009-09-22T14:34:08","slug":"fratele-sport","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/09\/fratele-sport\/","title":{"rendered":"Fratele sport"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\"><span> <\/span>Fiind de sorginte latin\u0103 mai ceva dec\u00e2t glume\u0163ii de rom\u00e2ni, macaronarii din Palermo au pus-o de-un surf, dac\u0103 tot a venit muntele la Mahomed, \u00een spe\u0163\u0103 dac\u0103 inunda\u0163iile au umezit str\u0103zile din ora\u015f cu un strat de ap\u0103 mai mare de un metru. Dec\u00e2t s\u0103 scoat\u0103 apa din cuptoarele de pizza ori s\u0103-\u015fi pun\u0103 la uscat sacii cu paste, c\u00e2\u0163iva urma\u015fi ai lui Cezar au vrut s\u0103 testeze<span> <\/span>for\u0163a de frecare a pl\u0103cii de sub t\u0103lpi cu stratul superficial al \u00eentinderii de ap\u0103 de ploaie de pe str\u0103zi. Un mod inedit de a \u00eenfrunta urgia, \u00een cele din urm\u0103<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\" lang=\"RO\">, preferat pl\u00e2nsetelor dup\u0103 agoniseala de-o via\u0163\u0103 sau a vacilor \u015fi caprelor \u00eenecate.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\" lang=\"RO\"><span> <\/span><span> <\/span>Dat fiind faptul c\u0103, la acest capitol, am putea s\u0103 urm\u0103m exemplul prietenilor \u015fi vecinilor de imperiu european, suger\u0103m autorit\u0103\u0163ilor din Rom\u00e2nia s\u0103 organizeze pentru sezonul de inunda\u0163ii care urmeaz\u0103 s\u0103 apar\u0103 pe finalul de an, diverse competi\u0163ii sportive \u00een zonele poten\u0163ial calamitate. Am putea urm\u0103ri \u00eentreceri de-a dreptul furtunoase de \u00eenot vitez\u0103 pe uli\u0163ele principale, \u00eenot sincron \u00een cur\u0163ile familiilor mai numeroase, partide de polo \u00eentre vecinii cu ceva de \u00eemp\u0103r\u0163it sau chiar iahting, s\u0103 poat\u0103 participa  astfel \u015fefii de post, popii \u015fi primarii.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial;\" lang=\"RO\"><span> <\/span>De asemenea, c\u0103 se tot vehiculeaz\u0103 apropierea unui seism puternic pe plaiurile neao\u015fe, rug\u0103m Ministerul Sportului s\u0103 fie preg\u0103tit (s\u0103 se aloce fonduri, nene!) cu materiale pentru pasiona\u0163ii de alpinism, parapant\u0103, para\u015futism \u015fi, nu \u00een ultimul r\u00e2nd, proba de 100 metri plat. Sau, \u00een cazul Bucure\u015ftiului, 100 de metri lat.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fiind de sorginte latin\u0103 mai ceva dec\u00e2t glume\u0163ii de rom\u00e2ni, macaronarii din Palermo au pus-o de-un surf, dac\u0103 tot a venit muntele la Mahomed, \u00een spe\u0163\u0103 dac\u0103 inunda\u0163iile au umezit str\u0103zile din ora\u015f cu un &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,105],"tags":[1729,1756,2898,3250],"class_list":["post-5622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-promo","category-se-intampla-la-ei","tag-inundatii","tag-italia","tag-romania","tag-surf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5622"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5622\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}