\u0162rrrr!<\/p>\n
-Da!<\/p>\n
-\u0102\u0103\u0103, domnule pre\u015fedinte, v\u0103 rog s\u0103 fi\u0163i atent la mine!<\/p>\n
-Care e\u015fti, b\u0103h, la ora asta?<\/p>\n
-\u0102\u0103\u0103, domnule pre\u015fedinte, este ora c\u00e2nd marii conduc\u0103tori, exact ca marele Napoleon, \u0103\u0103\u0103, bunul meu prieten, de altfel, f\u0103ceau strategii pentru puterea na\u0163iunii.<\/p>\n
-Tu erai, b\u0103h, h\u0103, h\u0103! Credeam c\u0103 a r\u0103gu\u015fit piticu\u2019…<\/p>\n
-Domnule pre\u015fedinte, v\u0103 rog s\u0103, \u0103\u0103\u0103, p\u0103stra\u0163i o atitudine demn\u0103 de acest neam izvor\u00e2t din cereasca armonizare a dacilor \u015fi romanilor, \u0103\u0103\u0103, cum numai Dumnezeu putea s\u0103 z\u0103misleasc\u0103, \u0103\u0103\u0103…<\/p>\n
-Da, b\u0103h, cum zici tu. Totu\u015fi, \u015ftii c\u00e2t este ceasul?<\/p>\n
-\u0102\u0103\u0103, timpul scurs, a\u015fa cum \u00eemi povestea Dali, \u0103\u0103\u0103, acum c\u00e2\u0163iva ani, mai ales dac\u0103 este scurs degeaba, a\u015fa cum vi se scurge domniei voastre, domnule pre\u015fedinte, \u00eens\u0103\u015fi existen\u0163\u0103 \u00een fruntea acestei, \u0103\u0103\u0103, \u0163\u0103ri…<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, termin\u0103 cu prostiile! E\u015fti pe pastile, a\u015fa de diminea\u0163\u0103?<\/p>\n
-\u0102\u0103\u0103, nu v-am permis s\u0103 m\u0103 jigni\u0163i \u00eentr-un asemenea hal niciodat\u0103, \u0103\u0103\u0103, nu v\u0103 permit nici acum. Dac\u0103 m\u0103 l\u0103sa\u0163i s\u0103 vorbesc, o s\u0103 v\u0103 explic scopul acestui telefon.<\/p>\n
-Numai tu ai vorbit, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, tu nu te auzi?<\/p>\n
-\u0102\u0103\u0103, aud mult mai bine dec\u00e2t auzi\u0163i dumneavoastr\u0103, \u0103\u0103\u0103, suferin\u0163a acestui popor minunat, domnule pre\u015fedinte. Aud vocile unei na\u0163iuni pe care a\u0163i abandonat-o din prima zi, \u0103\u0103\u0103, domnule pre\u015fedinte!<\/p>\n
-Auzi voci, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! E\u015fti tare, b\u0103h!<\/p>\n
-V\u0103 rog frumos, domnule s\u0103 nu-mi interpreta\u0163i cuvintele, \u0103\u0103\u0103, pentru c\u0103 nu permit unui necioplit s\u0103 se lege de mine!<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, pre\u015fedintele \u0163\u0103rii nu este necioplit! Nebunule!<\/p>\n
-\u0102\u0103\u0103, nebunia mea este una frumoas\u0103, izvor\u00e2t\u0103 din cel mai pur suflet al acestei na\u0163iuni oropsite de prezen\u0163a unui marinar be\u0163iv cum sunte\u0163i, \u0103\u0103\u0103, dumneavoastr\u0103, domnule pre\u015fedinte.<\/p>\n
-Marinar \u015fi be\u0163iv, zici…? A\u015fa e, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Un ho\u0163 \u015fi un punga\u015f care, \u0103\u0103\u0103, profit\u0103 de m\u00e2ndria acestui popor de oameni iubitori de glie \u015fi poe\u0163i sublimi.<\/p>\n
-H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, b\u0103h, e\u015fti cu capul!<\/p>\n
-Sunt cu un cap peste dumneavoastr\u0103, \u00een primul r\u00e2nd, \u0103\u0103\u0103 \u015fi cu un mult mai mare bagaj de cuno\u015ftin\u0163e, \u0103\u0103\u0103, v\u0103 pot oric\u00e2nd bate \u00een orice domeniu.<\/p>\n
-La pahar nu m\u0103 ba\u0163i tu pe mine, lunaticule, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Lunatic sunte\u0163i dumneavoastr\u0103 cu prietenii dumneavoastr\u0103 punga\u015fi, tr\u0103d\u0103tori de neam, \u0103\u0103\u0103, a\u015fa cum Vlad \u0162epe\u015f \u00eemi reaminte\u015fte \u00een fiecare zi la telefon.<\/p>\n
-H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, b\u0103h, pe ce lume tr\u0103ie\u015fti? Ia-\u0163i pastilele, c\u0103 mai ai un pic \u015fi te \u00eent\u00e2lne\u015fti cu Michael Jackson, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Dac\u0103 v\u0103 intereseaz\u0103, securist nenorocit care sunte\u0163i, Michael Jackson chiar mi-a spus c\u0103 a f\u0103cut circul cu moartea lui tocmai din cauza unor punga\u015fi ca dumneata, care, \u0103\u0103\u0103, secau de bani \u015fi minte bietul om.<\/p>\n
-H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, aoleu, nici piticu\u2019 nu-i a\u015fa simpatic, b\u0103h, nebunule, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-O s\u0103 vede\u0163i c\u00e2nd am s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftig anul acesta alegerile deta\u015fat, \u0103\u0103\u0103, o s\u0103 deconspir toat\u0103 \u00eencreng\u0103tura masonico-iudeic\u0103 din \u0163\u0103ri\u015foara asta, care v-a luat min\u0163ile la to\u0163i, nenoroci\u0163ilor, punga\u015filor, \u0103\u0103\u0103, ho\u0163ilor!<\/p>\n
-H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-\u015ei o s\u0103 r\u00e2de\u0163i \u00eenfunda\u0163i \u00een pu\u015fc\u0103rii, canalii, \u0103\u0103\u0103, c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 fiu eu pre\u015fedinte!<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, gata! Hai, c\u0103 m\u0103 culc \u015fi te sun eu m\u00e2ine.<\/p>\n
-\u0102\u0103\u0103, v\u0103 culca\u0163i pe-o ureche \u015fi \u0163ara se pr\u0103v\u0103le\u015fte, nu v-ar fi, \u0103\u0103\u0103, ru\u015fine!<\/p>\n
-Gata, m\u0103h, m-ai convins. O s\u0103 vorbesc de patriotism \u015fi eu.<\/p>\n
-\u0102\u0103\u0103, bine, domnule pre\u015fedinte, v\u0103 a\u015ftept s\u0103 scot untul din dumneavoastr\u0103 \u00een campanie, cu dezv\u0103luirile pe care, \u0103\u0103\u0103, le am \u00een m\u00e2nec\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Da, da, ai seringi \u00een m\u00e2nec\u0103, b\u0103h!<\/p>\n
-Am ce vreau eu, domnule pre\u015fedinte, c\u0103ci m\u0103car at\u00e2t s\u0103-mi permit \u00een \u0163ara asta distrus\u0103 de punga\u015fi, ho\u0163i \u015fi mercenari subjuga\u0163i evreilor americani!<\/p>\n
-Da, b\u0103h, a\u015fa e…Pot s\u0103 te pun pe speaker?<\/p>\n
-\u0102\u0103\u0103, pune\u0163i-m\u0103 unde vre\u0163i c\u0103ci de m\u00e2na mea nu ve\u0163i sc\u0103pa c\u00e2nd am s\u0103 devin pre\u015fedinte.<\/p>\n
-…<\/p>\n
-\u0102\u0103\u0103, alo!<\/p>\n
-…<\/p>\n
-Alo!<\/p>\n
-…sfrrr…<\/p>\n
-Un pre\u015fedinte care doarme \u00een fa\u0163a izb\u0103vitorului de neam! \u0102\u0103\u0103, m\u0103rite \u015etefan, hai s\u0103 mergem!<\/p>\n
Clanc!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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