{"id":5742,"date":"2009-10-03T11:36:16","date_gmt":"2009-10-03T08:36:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=5742"},"modified":"2009-10-03T11:36:16","modified_gmt":"2009-10-03T08:36:16","slug":"g-i-joe-efecte-speciale-vs-storyline-expirat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/10\/g-i-joe-efecte-speciale-vs-storyline-expirat\/","title":{"rendered":"G.I. Joe &#8211; efecte speciale vs. storyline expirat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zilele trecute mi-am cl\u0103tit ochii repetat cu ajutorul unui film nou, fresh, \u00een \u0163ipl\u0103. Este vorba de <strong>G.I. Joe<\/strong>, o pelicul\u0103 cu o multitudine  de efecte speciale, \u00eens\u0103 cu aceea\u015fi trist\u0103 b\u0103t\u0103lie \u00eentre bine \u015fi r\u0103u tipic american\u0103, c\u00e2\u015ftigat\u0103 ca de fiecare dat\u0103 de c\u0103tre ap\u0103r\u0103torii na\u0163iunii. Filmul, \u00een regia lui <em>Stephen Sommers<\/em>, a avut norocul s\u0103 fie atins de un buget imens.<\/p>\n<p>Ac\u0163iunea \u00eencepe prin anul 1600 c\u00e2nd un membru al clanului sco\u0163ian McCullen este acuzat c\u0103 vinde arme at\u00e2t patriei mame c\u00e2t \u015fi francezilor, motiv pentru care i se tope\u015fte o masc\u0103 pe fa\u0163\u0103, \u00een timpul procesului el men\u0163ion\u00e2nd r\u0103zbun\u0103tor, printre \u0163ipete evident, c\u0103 numele lui va d\u0103inui peste secole. Revenind \u00een prezent, expertul \u00een arme James McCullen ( interpretat \u00een film de c\u0103tre <em>Christopher Eccleston<\/em>), proprietar al firmei de armament cu rezonan\u0163\u0103 mondial\u0103 MARS, descoper\u0103 nanotehnologia cu ajutorul c\u0103reia reu\u015fe\u015fte s\u0103 \u00eencropesc\u0103 c\u00e2teva bombe capabile s\u0103 distrug\u0103 ora\u015fe \u00eentregi. Toat\u0103 nebunia asta era finan\u0163at\u0103 de c\u0103tre NATO, rachetele urm\u00e2nd a poposi \u00een curtea lor, ascunse de eventuali terori\u015fti. Numai c\u0103 trupele militare care asigurau transportul lor spre un loc sigur au fost atacate de c\u0103tre o grupare \u00eenarmat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een din\u0163i cu fel de fel de pu\u015fti, pra\u015ftii, veveri\u0163e zbur\u0103toare de ultim\u0103 genera\u0163ie. Reu\u015fesc s\u0103 scape doi militari, printre care se afla \u015fi un mulatru, singurul element cu adev\u0103rat nedibuit de mine \u00een tot acest film, deoarece \u00een general \u00een filmele americane mulatrii mor primii.<\/p>\n<p>Aici intervine o echip\u0103 ultrasecret\u0103 de profesioni\u015fti militari, cei mai \u015fmecheri de pe glob, de fapt \u015fi de sub glob, deoarece \u00ee\u015fi aveau baza sub de\u015fert. Ace\u015ftia sunt obliga\u0163i de c\u0103tre ministrul ap\u0103r\u0103rii s\u0103 apere cu pre\u0163ul vie\u0163ii rachetele. De aici \u00eencepe adev\u0103rata b\u0103taie general\u0103, bombele fiind furate, recuperate, apoi iar furate \u015fi tot a\u015fa.<\/p>\n<p>Recomand filmul persoanelor agresive, celor \u00eemp\u0103timite de ac\u0163iune \u015fi unei categorii mai aparte de b\u0103rba\u0163i care au feti\u015furi cu puicu\u0163e \u00een mulaj de latex.<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/zdvMpL4wtMg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"560\" height=\"340\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/zdvMpL4wtMg&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zilele trecute mi-am cl\u0103tit ochii repetat cu ajutorul unui film nou, fresh, \u00een \u0163ipl\u0103. Este vorba de G.I. Joe, o pelicul\u0103 cu o multitudine de efecte speciale, \u00eens\u0103 cu aceea\u015fi trist\u0103 b\u0103t\u0103lie \u00eentre bine \u015fi &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[89,103],"tags":[155,951,1178,1338,1429],"class_list":["post-5742","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cronici-de-film-si-teatru","category-promo","tag-actiune","tag-cronica","tag-efecte-speciale","tag-film","tag-g-i-joe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5742","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5742"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5742\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}