{"id":5944,"date":"2009-10-14T17:10:09","date_gmt":"2009-10-14T14:10:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=5944"},"modified":"2009-10-14T17:10:09","modified_gmt":"2009-10-14T14:10:09","slug":"discutie-inutila","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/10\/discutie-inutila\/","title":{"rendered":"Discu\u0163ie inutil\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u0162rrrr! \u0162rrrr!<\/p>\n<p>-Alo!<\/p>\n<p>-Ha, prostule!<\/p>\n<p>-Cine-i acolo??<\/p>\n<p>-Prostu\u2019, prostu\u2019, hi, hi!<\/p>\n<p>-Tu e\u015fti prostu\u2019?<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, tu e\u015fti prost! Scot limba la tine, s\u0103 \u015ftii!<\/p>\n<p>-Ete, na! Ce s\u0103 spun! Ba tu e\u015fti prost!<\/p>\n<p>-Ba tu!<\/p>\n<p>-Tu e\u015fti, c\u0103 nu o s\u0103 ie\u015fi pre\u015fedinte, na!<\/p>\n<p>-Ba da! C\u0103 a\u015fa mi-a zis mie domnul Iliescu, na!<\/p>\n<p>-\u015ei ce dac\u0103! Stop pe ro\u015fu c\u0103 nu ie\u015fi pre\u015fedinte!<\/p>\n<p>-De unde \u015ftiu eu c\u0103 ai m\u00e2na pe ro\u015fu?<\/p>\n<p>-Pentru c\u0103 a\u015fa zic eu!<\/p>\n<p>-Prostule!<\/p>\n<p>-Nu mai zi a\u015fa! Tu e\u015fti prost! Prost\u0103nacule!<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103i, eu nu sunt prost\u0103nac, da? Vezi c\u0103 te zic!<\/p>\n<p>-Cui m\u0103 zici, hi, hi? \u015ei nici pre\u015fedinte n-o s\u0103 ie\u015fi! O s\u0103 vezi tu! \u015ei eu am s\u0103 fiu iar prim-ministru!<\/p>\n<p>-Ba nu, nu-i adev\u0103rat! Eu o s\u0103 fiu pre\u015fedinte \u015fi tu o s\u0103 pleci la tine la Cluj acolo!<\/p>\n<p>-\u015ei ce dac\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>-Da, \u015fi s\u0103 nu mai vii tu aici \u00een Bucure\u015fti, c\u0103 tu e\u015fti din provincie! Prostule!<\/p>\n<p>-Boule!<\/p>\n<p>-Vaaaaai! Mi-ai zis bou? E\u015fti spus! E\u015fti spus!<\/p>\n<p>-Hi, hi! Cui? C\u0103 dac\u0103 m\u0103 enervez te zic lu\u2019 domnu\u2019 B\u0103sescu \u015fi s\u0103 vezi tu ce p\u0103\u0163e\u015fti!<\/p>\n<p>-Ete, na! Nu p\u0103\u0163esc nimic c\u0103 eu sunt acum \u015fi cu restul, da? S\u00eec!<\/p>\n<p>-Oricum am spus stop pe ro\u015fu c\u0103 nu ie\u015fi pre\u015fedinte!<\/p>\n<p>-\u015ei ce dac\u0103! Sunt mai de\u015ftept dec\u00e2t tine pentru  c\u0103 te-am dat jos, prostule, hi, hi!<\/p>\n<p>-Ba nu, c\u0103 o s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc, fraiere! Pentru c\u0103 domnul B\u0103sescu o s\u0103 ias\u0103 iar pentru c\u0103 e cel mai bun, na!<\/p>\n<p>-S-o crezi tu!<\/p>\n<p>-O cred!<\/p>\n<p>-Prostule!<\/p>\n<p>-Prostule!<\/p>\n<p>-Uuuf! Boule, na!<\/p>\n<p>-Bine, las\u0103 c\u0103 vezi tu!<\/p>\n<p>-Ba o s\u0103 vezi tu!<\/p>\n<p>-Hai, plimb\u0103 ursu\u2019!<\/p>\n<p>-Ete, na! S\u0103-l plimbi tu, piticule!<\/p>\n<p>-R\u00eer\u00eeitule!<\/p>\n<p>-Bondocule!<\/p>\n<p>-Mincinosule!<\/p>\n<p>-Ling\u0103ule!<\/p>\n<p>-Ptiu, na! Te-am scuipat!<\/p>\n<p>-\u015ei ce dac\u0103, nu m-ai atins, hi, hi!<\/p>\n<p>-Las\u0103 c\u0103 vezi tu!<\/p>\n<p>-S\u00eec!<\/p>\n<p>-S\u00eec!<\/p>\n<p>Clanc!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0162rrrr! \u0162rrrr! -Alo! -Ha, prostule! -Cine-i acolo?? -Prostu\u2019, prostu\u2019, hi, hi! -Tu e\u015fti prostu\u2019? -Nu, tu e\u015fti prost! Scot limba la tine, s\u0103 \u015ftii! -Ete, na! Ce s\u0103 spun! Ba tu e\u015fti prost! -Ba tu! &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,26],"tags":[520,1461,3202,3307],"class_list":["post-5944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-promo","category-telefonul-fara-stil","tag-boc","tag-geoana","tag-stil","tag-telefon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5944"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5944\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}