{"id":6183,"date":"2009-11-02T19:04:19","date_gmt":"2009-11-02T16:04:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=6183"},"modified":"2009-11-02T19:04:19","modified_gmt":"2009-11-02T16:04:19","slug":"horoscopul-saptamanii-02-08-noiembrie-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/11\/horoscopul-saptamanii-02-08-noiembrie-2009\/","title":{"rendered":"Horoscopul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii 02-08 noiembrie 2009"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ehe dragilor, \u015fi \u00een special dragelor, ne apropiem de Cr\u0103c\u0103ciun, Vanghelion \u015fi alte s\u0103rb\u0103tori cre\u015ftine mulate perfect pe ma\u0163ul rom\u00e2nului pofticios. Intr\u00e2nd cu spor \u00een luna noiembrie, o lun\u0103 prielnic\u0103 frigului \u015fi b\u0103t\u0103ilor conjugale, s\u0103 vedem ce a preg\u0103tit pentru voi Jean Horoscopisdul<\/em>, mare cititor \u00een astre \u015fi alte chestii din spa\u0163iu:<\/p>\n

Berbec<\/strong>. S\u0103rb\u0103toare mare pe scara blocului. A murit vecina de la etajul 3, cea mai nesuferit\u0103 creatur\u0103, care v-a f\u0103cut zilele amare din momentul \u00een care a\u0163i str\u00e2ns din cur \u015fi v-a\u0163i luat inima-n m\u0103sele, mut\u00e2ndu-v\u0103 cu aleasa inimii \u00eentr-o bun\u0103tate de garsonier\u0103, disconfort III, \u00een Ferentari. Se anun\u0163\u0103 o petrecere prelungit\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 joi, marcat\u0103 cu ni\u015fte supradoze de supozitoare din partea colegilor de palier \u015fi dou\u0103-trei m\u0103t\u0103r\u00e2ngi le\u015finate aruncate-n sc\u00e2rb\u0103 spre a dumneavoastr\u0103 scump\u0103 fumeie.<\/p>\n

Taur. <\/strong>Mar\u0163i ve\u0163i fi b\u0103gat \u00eentr-o sedin\u0163\u0103 de c\u0103tre directorul adjunct, fiind acuzat de comportament inadecvat la birou, mai exact agasarea colegelor din alte firme\u00a0 pe Hi5. Ve\u0163i fi iertat dup\u0103 ce ve\u0163i da pe goarn\u0103 c\u00e2teva id-uri de mess ale unor puicu\u0163e din cartier, cunoscute mai ales pentru dexteritatea limbii, limba, nu literar\u0103, mai de subsol a\u015fa.<\/p>\n

Gemeni<\/strong>. Examene, b\u0103utur\u0103, sex, \u00eemprumuturi. Cam la asta se rezum\u0103 zodia \u00een aceast\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. Nu e necesar s\u0103 v\u0103 b\u0103ga\u0163i nasu-n toate patru, pute\u0163i alege cum dori\u0163i.<\/p>\n

Rac<\/strong>. Sub \u00eendemnul ” doar un rac s\u0103-\u0163i bag pe crac”\u00a0 vineri, intrat prin geamul de la toalet\u0103 la afterparty-ul Gorrilaz, ve\u0163i for\u0163a o penetrare, direct \u00een mijlocul toaletei, asupra unei bune candidate la premiul ” Cel mai beat Yeti \u00een via\u0163\u0103”. Toat\u0103 ac\u0163iunea va fi o reu\u015fit\u0103, fiind \u015fi filmat ve\u0163i face senza\u0163ie pe site-urile hardcore.<\/p>\n

Leu.<\/strong> Participa\u0163i s\u00e2mb\u0103t\u0103, m\u00e2nat\u0103 de iubit, la un meci de paintball\u00a0 \u00een p\u0103durea B\u0103neasa. \u00cencepe\u0163i partida dup\u0103 ce \u00een prealabil sunte\u0163i legat\u0103 de un copac pe post de \u0163int\u0103. Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva bile \u00een \u0163east\u0103, dintre care ultima fiindu-v\u0103 aproape fatal\u0103, rico\u015f\u00e2nd dintr-o \u0163\u00e2\u0163\u0103 \u015fi intr\u00e2ndu-v\u0103 \u00een ochi, ve\u0163i fi violat\u0103 de c\u0103tre prietenii iubitului. Niciodat\u0103 s\u0103 nu v\u0103 mai \u00eencrede\u0163i \u00eentr-un b\u0103rbat fascinat de arme.<\/p>\n

Fecioar\u0103.<\/strong> \u00cen general de bine pentru aceast\u0103 zodie except\u00e2nd zilele de joi \u015fi duminic\u0103 c\u00e2nd vor suferi ter\u0163e accidente casnice, fracturi de bazin, tibie sau peroneu, arsuri de gradul 3, etc. Oricum nu intra\u0163i \u00een spital s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na aceast\u0103. Probabil de luni \u00eencolo.<\/p>\n

Balan\u0163\u0103.<\/strong> Dragostea fa\u0163\u0103 de so\u0163ie v\u0103 face s\u0103 refuza\u0163i stolul de \u015fase suedeze nimfomane bete. Foarte bine. Personal \u00eei voi transmite so\u0163iei c\u0103 nu ave\u0163i ochi pentru alt\u0103 fat\u0103. Totu\u015fi de ce a\u0163i acceptat propunerile celor trei chelio\u015fi cu motoare?<\/p>\n

Scorpion. <\/strong>O r\u0103ceal\u0103 puternic\u0103 \u015fi o iubit\u0103 paranoic\u0103 v\u0103 interneaz\u0103 \u00een spital. Pentru a v\u0103 face o fars\u0103 doi prieteni mituiesc o asistent\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 spun\u0103 c\u0103 ave\u0163i grip\u0103 porcin\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 nu mai au tratament. Sf\u00e2r\u015fi\u0163i la reanimare \u00eenconjurat de cei dragi dup\u0103 o tentativ\u0103 suicidal\u0103 proast\u0103\u00a0 … venele nu se taie niciodat\u0103 de-a lungul.<\/p>\n

S\u0103get\u0103tor<\/strong>. Gerul de afar\u0103 v\u0103 provoac\u0103 o oarecare stare depresiv\u0103. Nici calofirele nu v\u0103 ajut\u0103 dup\u0103 ce\u00a0 blocului i-a fost oprit\u0103 c\u0103ldura datorit\u0103 unor restan\u0163e. Gaze nu mai ave\u0163i demult, doar dup\u0103 o iahnie de fasole. Propunem mult\u0103 \u0163uic\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103ldur\u0103 corporal\u0103 al\u0103turi de vecinul de vis-a-vis.<\/p>\n

Capricorn. <\/strong>Da, \u00een continuare sunte\u0163i urma\u0163i de ghinion, cu toate c\u0103 sunte\u0163i \u015fi ur\u00e2\u0163i. Poate cele dou\u0103 lucruri au o leg\u0103tur\u0103 \u00eentre ele. Nu ve\u0163i p\u0103r\u0103si locuin\u0163a de ru\u015fine nici \u00een aceast\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103. Ve\u0163i \u00eenfuleca chipsuri printre lacrimi \u00een timp ce beli\u0163i ochii pe Euforia TV.<\/p>\n

V\u0103rs\u0103tor.<\/strong> \u00cencepe\u0163i s\u0103 ave\u0163i din ce \u00een ce mai multe probleme cu b\u0103utura. Joi \u015fi duminic\u0103 ve\u0163i beneficia de ni\u015fte sp\u0103l\u0103turi stomacale direct pe fotoliul din sufragerie. Ave\u0163i noroc c\u0103 iubita, pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 diploma de asistent\u0103 medical\u0103 ob\u0163inut\u0103 \u00een cadrul Universit\u0103\u0163ii Spiru Haret, este \u015fi inventiv\u0103 ajut\u00e2ndu-se de furtunul de la ma\u015fina de sp\u0103lat \u015fi un motora\u015f de la cd-rom. Totu\u015fi balsamul de rufe nu avea ce s\u0103 caute \u00een ap\u0103.<\/p>\n

Pe\u015fti.<\/strong> \u00cen aceast\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 to\u0163i prieteni graviteaz\u0103 \u00een jurul dumneavoastr\u0103. V\u0103 place acest lucru. \u00cens\u0103 v-am sugera s\u0103 nu le mai \u00eemprumuta\u0163i bani pe care nu o s\u0103-i mai vede\u0163i \u00eenapoi, mai ales c\u0103 vineri ve\u0163i fi concediat\/\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ehe dragilor, \u015fi \u00een special dragelor, ne apropiem de Cr\u0103c\u0103ciun, Vanghelion \u015fi alte s\u0103rb\u0103tori cre\u015ftine mulate perfect pe ma\u0163ul rom\u00e2nului pofticios. Intr\u00e2nd cu spor \u00een luna noiembrie, o lun\u0103 prielnic\u0103 frigului \u015fi b\u0103t\u0103ilor conjugale, s\u0103 …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87,103],"tags":[133,1592,2655,3661],"class_list":["post-6183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cate-n-luna-si-stele-verzi","category-promo","tag-aberatie","tag-horoscop","tag-preziceri","tag-zodii"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6183","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6183"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6183\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}