\u00a0\u00a0 \u00cen jurul pr\u00e2nzului, \u0103la mic \u015fi g\u0103l\u0103gios de sub coaste, pe st\u00e2nga, \u00eencepe s\u0103 gui\u0163e mai ceva ca un posesor de virus porcin, astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t m\u0103 oblig\u0103 s\u0103 bag ceva pe gur\u0103, numai s\u0103-l fac s\u0103 tac\u0103. Ceva comestibil, evident. Drept urmare, cum sun\u0103 ora mesei, \u0163u\u015fti c\u0103tre cel mai apropiat restaurant c\u0103ci, nu-i a\u015fa, pachetul de acas\u0103 nu-i pentru cei m\u00e2ndri. Eu prefer s\u0103 le spun comozi.<\/p>\n
\u00a0\u00a0 \u015ei iat\u0103 cum m-am trezit azi, \u00eempins mai mult sau mai pu\u0163in de doi colegi (a-propos, Mareane, ai chelit un pic, salut\u0103ri!) la restaurantul NORDSEE<\/strong> din mall-ul cel nou de la Apaca. Restaurant \u00eencorporat \u00een zona trendy-fancy <\/em>de food court<\/em> (cum sun\u0103, nene!), al\u0103turi de alte b\u0103l\u0103rii capitaliste pline de colesterol \u015fi colonei americani. \u00cen fine, am v\u0103zut pe\u015fte \u00een vitrin\u0103, am mirosit m\u00e2ncare, stomacul urla enervant, hai s\u0103 st\u0103m la coad\u0103…Consider c\u0103 acele momente au fost unele din cele mai proaste din via\u0163a mea \u015fi nu prin faptul c\u0103 le-am pierdut acolo ci prin faptul c\u0103 am avut ocazia s\u0103 iau decizia de a pleca \u00een alt\u0103 parte. Dar nu, nu am f\u0103cut-o. \u015ei am s\u0103 mor \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103-mi r\u0103spund la aceast\u0103 \u00eentrebare.<\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0 Restaurantul NORDSEE<\/strong> reprezint\u0103, cel pu\u0163in din punctul meu de vedere, un alt local cu m\u00e2ncare f\u0103cut\u0103 \u00een grab\u0103, cu arom\u0103 capitalist\u0103 \u015fi aspect de fast-food dar care, \u00een mintea altora, este un loc unde \u00ee\u0163i po\u0163i satisface nenum\u0103rate fantezii cu fi\u015fi-fi\u015fi<\/em>. O laie. Sunt aceia\u015fi pe\u015fti pe care \u00eei po\u0163i lua de la pia\u0163\u0103 \u015fi m\u00e2nca lini\u015ftit acas\u0103, g\u0103ti\u0163i chiar mai bine. Plus c\u00e2teva garnituri asemenea. Numai c\u0103 aici, pardon mon cher, te cost\u0103 de cinci ori mai mult. \u015ei c\u00e2nd stai la coad\u0103 (\u00een cazul meu, ca boul) admiri pec\u015ftucii<\/em> cum se l\u0103f\u0103ie ei prin platouri, cu nurii acoperi\u0163i de pane<\/em> \u015fi flutur\u00e2nd codi\u0163ele lor sexy \u015fi pline de ulei printre paleta \u015fi furculi\u0163a garcon<\/em>-ului care serve\u015fte c\u0103rni\u0163a lor scump\u0103 \u015fi special\u0103.. Na\u0163ie de fi\u0163o\u015fi, rum\u00e2nii<\/em> \u0103\u015ftia.<\/p>\n \u00a0\u00a0 Ca s\u0103 n-o mai lungesc, evita\u0163i s\u0103 m\u00e2nca\u0163i la NORDSEE<\/strong>, fie c\u0103 e \u00een mall B\u0103neasa (bine, dac\u0103 ajunge\u0163i pe acolo, se poate s\u0103 nu \u00eei servi\u0163i prietenei\/so\u0163iei\/etc. o m\u00e2ncare dietetic\u0103 de pe\u015fte cu numai c\u00e2teva zeci de lei NOI, ce dracu\u2019 m\u0103…Nu fi\u0163i oameni r\u0103i…) fie c\u0103 este \u00een mall Cotroceni. M\u00e2ncarea e bun\u0103 dar, la naiba, po\u0163i hr\u0103ni un sat de somalezi cu pre\u0163ul unei mese de o persoan\u0103. Serios, la naiba…<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n P.S.: Bonurile reprezint\u0103, fiecare, masa unei singure persoane. Iar \u201ep\u0103str\u0103v afumat proasp\u0103t\u201d nu \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 \u00een farfurie a fost un p\u0103str\u0103v \u00eentreg. S\u0103 spunem c\u0103 a fost servit\u0103 o mic\u0103 parte dintr-un junior al unei familii de p\u0103str\u0103vi.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00a0\u00a0 \u00cen jurul pr\u00e2nzului, \u0103la mic \u015fi g\u0103l\u0103gios de sub coaste, pe st\u00e2nga, \u00eencepe s\u0103 gui\u0163e mai ceva ca un posesor de virus porcin, astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t m\u0103 oblig\u0103 s\u0103 bag ceva pe gur\u0103, numai s\u0103-l …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[86,103],"tags":[1969,2279,2485,2848,3001],"class_list":["post-6235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-carciuma-din-drum","category-promo","tag-mall","tag-nordsee","tag-peste","tag-restaurant","tag-scump"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6235"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6235\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}