{"id":6276,"date":"2009-11-09T18:22:32","date_gmt":"2009-11-09T15:22:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=6276"},"modified":"2009-11-09T18:22:32","modified_gmt":"2009-11-09T15:22:32","slug":"horoscopul-saptamanii-09-15-noiembrie-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/11\/horoscopul-saptamanii-09-15-noiembrie-2009\/","title":{"rendered":"Horoscopul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii 09-15 noiembrie 2009"},"content":{"rendered":"

Iarna \u015fi s\u0103rb\u0103torile de rigoare se apropie la fel de repede ca s\u0103r\u0103cia. Cea\u0163a, v\u00e2ntul, gripa porcin\u0103 \u015fi c\u00e2rna\u0163ii de Ple\u015fcoi expira\u0163i au un numitor comun : alegerile. O s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 propice jocurilor de noroc \u015fi a tusei provocate artificial \u00een metrou. S\u0103 \u00eencepem deslu\u015firea astrelor cu ajutorul maestrului \u00een arta sc\u0103rpinatului cu 3 degete luxate, Jean Horoscopisdul<\/em>:<\/p>\n

Berbec<\/strong>. Viitorul sun\u0103 bine. Adic\u0103 puternic, nu neap\u0103rat pozitiv. Surzii vor primi nenorocirile din oficiu, ceilal\u0163i \u00eens\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 se g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103 dac\u0103 vor r\u0103spunde sau nu. V-a\u015f sf\u0103tui s\u0103 nu, dar \u00een general lumea nu m\u0103 ascult\u0103, dar\u0103mite s\u0103 m\u0103 \u015fi \u00een\u0163eleag\u0103. Spor la ce e mai na\u015fpa.<\/p>\n

Taur<\/strong>. Voi, ca oricare alt\u0103 cornut\u0103 mioritic\u0103 posesoare de fudulii , nu v\u0103 ve\u0163i g\u00e2ndi dec\u00e2t la c\u00e2t de bun\u0103 e capra vecinului \u015fi cum o pute\u0163i beli pu\u0163in. Ve\u0163i da rateu, \u00een special joi c\u00e2nd unii dintre dumneavoastr\u0103 vor ap\u0103rea la \u015ftirile de la ora 5, dar nu v\u0103 ve\u0163i l\u0103sa toat\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na. P\u00e2n\u0103 duminic\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 v\u0103 \u00eentoarce\u0163i la vaca al\u0103turi de care convie\u0163ui\u0163i.<\/p>\n

Gemeni<\/strong>. Fiind ni\u015fte mae\u015ftri \u00een arta oratoric\u0103 v\u0103 ve\u0163i angaja ca un soi de clapsugel de campanie la o ter\u0163\u0103 forma\u0163iune politic\u0103, scopul final ar fi acela de a convinge muritorii s\u0103 dea un vot candidatului pe care \u00eel sus\u0163ine\u0163i \u00een schimbul unei \u015fepci \u015fi al unui calendar. Ve\u0163i e\u015fua lamentabil, fiind snopit \u00een b\u0103taie de bodyguarzii unui nobil cioban, al doritor al func\u0163iei de \u00eemp\u0103rat de \u0163ar\u0103 \u015fi univers.<\/p>\n

Rac<\/strong>. O zi de mar\u0163i teribil\u0103 pentru raci. M\u0103 rog nu ar fi cea mai rea din aceast\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, cea de vineri distan\u0163\u00e2ndu-se de departe de celellalte. Doar c\u0103 nu mul\u0163i m\u00e2ndrii pedestra\u015fi ai acestei zodii vor mai r\u0103sufla dup\u0103 ziua de mar\u0163i. \u00cen rest toate bune \u015fi frumoase.<\/p>\n

Leu<\/strong>. A\u0163i ajuns s\u0103 cer\u015fi\u0163i respect la serviciu. Nu este vina dumneavoastr\u0103 c\u0103 unii colegi v-au v\u0103zut mai prost, e vina \u0163uicii de prune b\u0103ute \u00een exces acum 30 de ani de o rud\u0103 de gradul 0. Farsele se vor muta vineri de la locul de munc\u0103 acas\u0103, so\u0163ia f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-v\u0103 o glumi\u0163\u0103 cu trei negri mititei.<\/p>\n

Fecioar\u0103<\/strong>. Fecioarele au dou\u0103 mari idealuri \u00een aceast\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103: joi s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftige la loterie, iar vineri s\u0103-\u015fi cheltuiasc\u0103 toti banii pe s\u0103nd\u0103lu\u0163e, gentu\u0163e \u015fi alte u\u0163e \u00een Afi Palace Cotroceni. Masculii se vor g\u00e2ndi doar la vinul care \u00eenc\u0103 fermenteaz\u0103 \u00een butoaie.<\/p>\n

Balan\u0163\u0103<\/strong>. Nimic special pentru voi. O m\u0103sea scoas\u0103 cu barda, un viol pasiv, o b\u0103taie scurt\u0103 \u015fi bun\u0103, o glezn\u0103 fracturat\u0103, un verde de Paris, un mov sub ochi, o iubit\u0103 pierdut\u0103 la popa-prostul … \u00een concluzie chestii banale, uzuale pentru o balan\u0163\u0103 ruginit\u0103.<\/p>\n

Scorpion<\/strong>. O s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 excelent\u0103 pentru schimbarea denumirii zodiei. Datorit\u0103 lipsei de igien\u0103 \u015fi a unui miros de zarz\u0103r copt, dou\u0103 caracteristici specifice adep\u0163ilor acestei zodii, propun ca de acum s\u0103 fie numit\u0103 Scorpihoit<\/em>. Spor la s\u0103pun \u015fi vreme frumoas\u0103 c\u0103 de f\u00e2nt\u00e2ni arteziene f\u0103r\u0103 contoare e plin\u0103 capitala.<\/p>\n

S\u0103get\u0103tor<\/strong>. \u00cen general \u00een dreptul acestei zodii \u00eencep s\u0103 mi se piard\u0103 viziunile. Nu \u015ftiu de ce, nu fac parte dintr-o zodie puternic\u0103, nu \u015ftie nimeni exact \u00een ce lun\u0103 este n\u0103scut un arca\u015f cu titlu mai pu\u0163in primitiv, nici m\u0103car ei n-au habar. Orice le-a\u015f prezice, tot timpul vor avea c\u00e2te un pic din toate. Bravo vou\u0103, sunte\u0163i cei mai cunoscu\u0163i anonimi.<\/p>\n

Capricorn<\/strong>. \u00cencerca\u0163i s\u0103 face\u0163i rost de bani pentru vacan\u0163a de iarn\u0103. Nu reu\u015fi\u0163i deoarece nu v\u0103 iube\u015fte nimeni. Va fi al doilea an consecutiv \u00een care ve\u0163i ciocni \u015fampanie cu octogenara de palier. S\u0103 sper\u0103m c\u0103 nu-\u015fi d\u0103 duhul p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, c\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2ne\u0163i \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 cozonac pe mas\u0103.<\/p>\n

V\u0103rs\u0103tor<\/strong>. Mari speciali\u015fti \u00een decora\u0163iunile interioare, mai ales pe segmentul toaletelor publice, v\u0103rs\u0103torii vor realiza \u00een aceast\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 ni\u015fte capodopere la ie\u015firea din birtul preferat.<\/p>\n

Pe\u015fti<\/strong>. S-a deschis sezonul r\u0103pitorilor dragilor \u015fi mai ales dragelor. S\u0103 \u00eenceap\u0103 v\u00e2n\u0103toarea de\u00a0 carne proasp\u0103t\u0103. Miercuri este o zi propice de ag\u0103\u0163at. De preferat \u00een barurile de fi\u0163e \u015fi nun\u0163i, exclus parastasele mai cei mai excentrici dintre dumneavoastr\u0103. Fir \u00eentins \u015fi jos textila.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Iarna \u015fi s\u0103rb\u0103torile de rigoare se apropie la fel de repede ca s\u0103r\u0103cia. Cea\u0163a, v\u00e2ntul, gripa porcin\u0103 \u015fi c\u00e2rna\u0163ii de Ple\u015fcoi expira\u0163i au un numitor comun : alegerile. O s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 propice jocurilor de noroc \u015fi …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87,103],"tags":[134,1592,3661],"class_list":["post-6276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cate-n-luna-si-stele-verzi","category-promo","tag-aberatii","tag-horoscop","tag-zodii"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6276"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6276\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}