{"id":6310,"date":"2009-11-11T18:32:15","date_gmt":"2009-11-11T15:32:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=6310"},"modified":"2009-11-11T18:32:15","modified_gmt":"2009-11-11T15:32:15","slug":"campanie-uzuala-de-indobitocire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/11\/campanie-uzuala-de-indobitocire\/","title":{"rendered":"Campanie uzual\u0103 de \u00eendobitocire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doamnelor, domnilor, t\u00e2rfelor din politic\u0103, stimat popor, iat\u0103 c\u0103 am intrat  \u00een acea perioad\u0103 a istoriei unui neam c\u00e2nd se asfalteaz\u0103 \u015foselele, se m\u0103resc  salariile la bugetari, se pl\u0103tesc pensiile \u015fi se consum\u0103 cei mai mul\u0163i scuipa\u0163i  pe canalele media. Ca s\u0103 nu mai men\u0163ion\u0103m copacii t\u0103ia\u0163i aiurea pentru  confec\u0163ionarea de flutura\u015fi, pliante, programe, invita\u0163ii \u015fi alte b\u0103l\u0103rii mizere  ale oric\u0103rei campanii electorale&#8230;A\u015fadar, \u00eenainte de a v\u0103 decide cui da\u0163i votul  dumneavoastr\u0103, pentru un trai superior celui prezent \u2013 normal \u2013 v\u0103 invit\u0103m la o  fin\u0103 analiz\u0103 a celor 10 (ZECE) <strong>candida\u0163i la  func\u0163ia de pre\u015fedinte al Rom\u00e2niei<\/strong> (sau a celor zece Rom\u00e2nii mai  mici), dup\u0103 vorb\u0103, dup\u0103 port.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen ordine alfabetic\u0103, d\u0103m  cuv\u00e2ntul celor care \u00ee\u015fi doresc cu ardoare votul fiec\u0103rui rom\u00e2n  verde:<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Antonescu  Crin<\/em><\/strong>. Popor rom\u00e2n, este momentul s\u0103 d\u0103m un cartona\u015f ro\u015fu  pre\u015fedintelui juc\u0103tor, a\u015fa cum spune \u015fi PR-ista mea. Care este t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103,  de\u015fteapt\u0103, a\u015fa cum \u00eemi \u00eenchipui eu poporul. Plus c\u0103, nu-i a\u015fa, promovez tinerii,  nu ca bol\u015fevicii \u0103ia care se g\u00e2ndesc numai la pensionari. Nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i,  alian\u0163a cu ei este de conjunctur\u0103, s\u0103 putem sc\u0103pa \u0163ara de mafio\u0163ii portocalii.  Fi\u0163i de\u015ftep\u0163i \u015fi da\u0163i-mi votul. Am rela\u0163ii, o s\u0103 ieftinesc benzina, o s\u0103 u\u015furez  leasing-urile pentru ma\u015fini (\u015fi aici am rela\u0163ii). A, \u015fi s\u0103 nu uit: o s\u0103 renovez  sediul de la universitate, c\u0103 arat\u0103 deplorabil. \u015ei nu e de bun sim\u0163 s\u0103-l las  a\u015fa.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>B\u0103sescu  Traian<\/em><\/strong>: M\u0103i copii, m\u0103 matelo\u0163i credincio\u015fi, cine este cel  mai bun pre\u015fedinte pe care l-a avut Rom\u00e2nia \u00een ultimii dou\u0103zeci de ani, cu cele  mai mari realiz\u0103ri? Cine este, m\u0103, cel care a dat libertate presei, dup\u0103 ce  g\u0103o&#8230;nemernicii de psd-i\u015fti au cenzurat tot? M\u0103 rog, acum sunt pramatiile alea  de moguli dar v\u0103 promit! Cine e,\u00a0  m\u0103,  spune\u0163i?&#8230;C\u0103 vreau s\u0103-l aflu \u015fi eu, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! Da\u0163i-mi votul \u015fi scap eu \u0163ara  de ei. Scap \u0163ara de tic\u0103lo\u015fi, de \u0163igani \u00eempu\u0163i\u0163i \u015fi de g\u0103ozari! E o form\u0103 de  stil, nu v\u0103 speria\u0163i. \u015ei dac\u0103 chiar nu v\u0103 placei de pitic, scap \u0163ara \u015fi de el, m\u0103. A\u015fa cum  bucure\u015ftenii mi-au dat consiliul, a\u015fa v\u0103 cer \u015fi vou\u0103 s\u0103-mi da\u0163i voturile. Urma\u0163i  autobuzele, dreptatea adic\u0103, \u015fi pune\u0163i \u015ftampila pe mine. Hai noroc \u015fi s\u0103n\u0103tate,  a\u015fa s\u0103 ne-ajute \u0103l de sus!<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Becali  Gigi<\/em><\/strong>. B\u0103i, George \u00eemi spune mie, nu Gigi. Eu sunt  arhanghelul trimis de Dumnezeu s\u0103 lumineze \u0163ara \u015fi s-o cure\u0163e de buruienile \u015fi  hahalerele care au stricat \u015fi au furat tot! B\u0103, o s\u0103 vede\u0163i voi pu\u015fc\u0103riile pline  c\u00e2nd r\u0103zbonicul, adic\u0103 eu, o s\u0103 ridice sabia deasupra capului \u015fi o s\u0103 ap\u0103r  neamul meu cel rom\u00e2nesc! Nici nu e nevoie s\u0103 m\u0103 vota\u0163i c\u0103 Dumnezeu o s\u0103 m\u0103  ocroteasc\u0103 \u015fi o s\u0103 m\u0103 scoat\u0103 pre\u015fedinte, b\u0103! Hai, lua\u0163i de aici Hai, pac, pac,  aduna\u0163i h\u00e2rtiile astea de 50 \u015fi s\u0103 trimite\u0163i pe glob poza cu buletinul \u015fi  \u015ftampila!<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Cernea  Remus<\/em><\/strong>. \u015eti\u0163i ceva? Eu am 35 de ani \u015fi nu \u00eemi doresc s\u0103 m\u0103  apuce pensia pe aici, prin Rom\u00e2nia. Jos politicienilor, ho\u0163ilor, sus tinerii  intelectuali. Pune\u0163i m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi citi\u0163i, \u00eenv\u0103\u0163a\u0163i ceva, veni\u0163i cu o ini\u0163iativ\u0103  civic\u0103, s\u0103di\u0163i un copac \u015fi da\u0163i-mi un vot. Poate a\u015fa r\u0103m\u00e2n aici \u015fi v\u0103 ajut. Hai,  no-rock!<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Geoan\u0103  Mircea.<\/em><\/strong> Dragii mei, a sosit momentul s\u0103 d\u0103m \u0163\u0103rii ce-i al  \u0163\u0103rii \u015fi celor de drept s\u0103 le d\u0103m dreptul. Jos cu nemernicii care au \u0163inut  pensionarii \u00een mizerie \u015fi tinerii f\u0103r\u0103 cultur\u0103. E timpul s\u0103 revin\u0103 domnul  Iliescu, \u0103\u0103\u0103, s\u0103 revin\u0103 PSD-ul \u00een frunte poporului oropsit, s\u0103 nu uit\u0103m c\u0103  N\u0103stase a fost cel mai bun prim-ministru, s\u0103 lu\u0103m de la boga\u0163i \u015fi s\u0103 d\u0103m la  s\u0103raci, s\u0103 d\u0103m la to\u0163i locuri de munc\u0103, s\u0103  \u00eei trecem pe to\u0163i clasa, s\u0103 fim egali  to\u0163i. M\u0103 rog, voi acolo, noi aici&#8230;Drag popor, vota\u0163i-m\u0103! E timpul s\u0103 uit\u0103m  mineriadele!<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Hunor  Kelemen. <\/em><\/strong>Junius 27 en a Syovetsegi Kepviselok Tanacsa ugy  dontott hogy en kepviseljem a magyarsagot a november 22-i  allamelnok-valasztason. El fogom mondani, hogy az 1989-ben keydodott atmeneti  idoszak ert. Masfajta politikara, egyenes beszdre, vilagos jovokepre van  szuksegunk. Vota\u0163ime, m\u0103!<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Ovidiu  Iane<\/em><\/strong>. Da\u0163i-mi votul pentru c\u0103 \u00eel merit. Vota\u0163i ecologist  pentru c\u0103 natura este ultima noastr\u0103 \u015fans\u0103! Ne vom re\u00eentoarce la\u00a0\u00a0natur\u0103, la verde, la aer  curat. Promit c\u0103 inunda\u0163iile nu vor mai fi la fel, voi promova via\u0163a la cort, \u00een  natur\u0103, \u00een parcuri, cu  surse de energie ecologic\u0103, cu m\u00e2ncare ecologic\u0103, cu animale ecologice. Pardon,  animalele sunt ecologice, m\u0103 rog cele din politica de acum sunt toxice, deci  trebuie s\u0103 sc\u0103p\u0103m de ele, deci vota\u0163i-m\u0103. Fi\u0163i ecologici! S\u0103 respira\u0163i  bine!<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Eduard  Manole<\/em><\/strong>. Eu sunt convins c\u0103 for\u0163ele oculte care domin\u0103 de  mult\u0103 vreme Rom\u00e2nia vor fi distruse. Eu de\u0163in secretul dar trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103  ajuta\u0163i. Adic\u0103 s\u0103 m\u0103 vota\u0163i, noo? Nu v\u0103 pot spune mai multe acum pentru c\u0103  vie\u0163ile voastre ar fi \u00een pericol \u015fi apoi oricum va trebui s\u0103 v\u0103 ucid. Nu mai  bine m\u0103 vota\u0163i, s\u0103 ne fie tuturor mai u\u015for?<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Oprescu  Sorin<\/em><\/strong>. B\u0103i, canaliile astea, dup\u0103 ce c\u0103 mi-au furat  ma\u015finile, mi-au furat spitalul, au furat tot, canaliile astea, mai au \u015fi tupeul  ordinar s\u0103 m\u0103 opreasc\u0103 s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftig alegerile. P\u0103i, ei nu au v\u0103zut c\u0103 la prim\u0103rie  nu a mers? Ce popor de\u015ftept! \u015ei o s\u0103 vede\u0163i voi c\u0103 nu am glumit cu autostrada  aia suspendat\u0103 dar a fost o strategie bine pus\u0103 la punct, trebuie s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftig \u015fi  preziden\u0163ialele ca s\u0103 pot face ceva. A\u015fa, doar primar, sunt legat de m\u00e2ini \u015fi de picioare \u015fi  p\u0103cat, dom\u2019le, de poporul \u0103sta care sufer\u0103, dom\u2019le. P\u0103i e plin de ho\u0163i, dom\u2019le,  de aia candidez! M\u0103car s\u0103 fim to\u0163i la un loc. Hai, vota\u0163i-m\u0103, fi\u0163i curajo\u015fi! Ne  \u00een\u0163elegem noi cumva cu plicul \u0103la&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Tudor  Corneliu Vadim.<\/em><\/strong> Domnule, canaliile astea m-au trecut iar ultimul! Ei  au impresia c\u0103 a\u015fa \u00eemi vor \u00eenchide gura! Este nevoie de mai mult dec\u00e2t morfin\u0103,  domnilor, s\u0103 m\u0103 opri\u0163i \u00een a v\u0103 demasca mizeriile. Popor rom\u00e2n, pl\u00e2ng de fiecare  dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd candidez&#8230;Pl\u00e2ng pentru c\u0103 Dumnezeu v\u0103 orbe\u015fte \u015fi nu alege\u0163i  justi\u0163iarul care poate s\u0103 dea jos mafia \u015fi s\u0103 opreasc\u0103 p\u00e2rjolul na\u0163ional.  Domnule, o s\u0103 construiesc pu\u015fc\u0103rii \u015fi \u00eei bag pe to\u0163i acolo! Nu pricepe\u0163i odat\u0103  c\u0103 nu sunt nebun \u015fi c\u0103 eu sunt speran\u0163a neamului? Domnule doctor, m\u0103 pute\u0163i da  jos acum, v\u0103 rog&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p>Pe 22 Noiembrie se voteaz\u0103.  La revedere, Terra!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doamnelor, domnilor, t\u00e2rfelor din politic\u0103, stimat popor, iat\u0103 c\u0103 am intrat \u00een acea perioad\u0103 a istoriei unui neam c\u00e2nd se asfalteaz\u0103 \u015foselele, se m\u0103resc salariile la bugetari, se pl\u0103tesc pensiile \u015fi se consum\u0103 cei mai &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[93,20],"tags":[221,619,631,2645,3601],"class_list":["post-6310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-editorial","category-politica-e-un-pornostar","tag-alegeri","tag-campanie-electorala","tag-candidati","tag-presedentie","tag-vot"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6310\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}