{"id":6573,"date":"2009-11-30T15:12:08","date_gmt":"2009-11-30T12:12:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=6573"},"modified":"2009-11-30T15:12:08","modified_gmt":"2009-11-30T12:12:08","slug":"chestiile-moca-distrug-suflete","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/11\/chestiile-moca-distrug-suflete\/","title":{"rendered":"Chestiile moca distrug suflete"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0 Ceea ce este <em>moca<\/em>, este <em>moca<\/em>. \u015eti\u0163i \u015fi voi cum e. C\u00e2nd ai necazuri, datorii, rate la cram\u0103, hran\u0103 la ma\u015fin\u0103, chef de cultur\u0103, c\u00e2nd al\u0163ii au mai mult dec\u00e2t tine, atunci suferi. \u015ei, nu-i a\u015fa, ce e <em>moca<\/em> e <em>moca<\/em>. De ce s\u0103 nu accep\u0163i orice este <em>moca<\/em>? <em>Moca<\/em>. <em>Mooocaaa<\/em>! E un model devenit obsesie. Ce via\u0163\u0103 e asta, dac\u0103 ceva nu e <em>moca<\/em>, nu se merit\u0103! Nimic nu se merit\u0103, \u00een\u0163elege\u0163i?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0 <em>Moca<\/em> va fi numele copilului meu. <em>Moca<\/em>1, <em>Moca<\/em>2, <em>Moca<\/em>3, <em>Moca<\/em>\u0162, dac\u0103 vor fi mai mul\u0163i. De fapt, \u015fi eu \u00eemi voi schimba numele \u00een <em>Moca<\/em>. \u015ei voi pl\u00e2nge de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd nu voi avea ocazia s\u0103 iau ceva <em>moca<\/em>, voi \u00eenjura de to\u0163i sfin\u0163ii, m\u0103 voi afunda \u00een b\u0103utur\u0103 (asta poa\u2019 s\u0103 nu fie <em>moca<\/em>) \u00een propria-mi cas\u0103, voi suspina la telefon \u015fi-mi voi jura c\u0103 o s\u0103 devin guru <em>Moca<\/em>. O s\u0103 m\u0103 uit doar la filme care au chestii <em>moca<\/em>, la emisiuni care promoveaz\u0103 cultura <em>moca<\/em>, m\u0103 voi duce la serviciu doar dac\u0103 este <em>moca<\/em> \u015fi voi v\u0103rsa o lacrim\u0103, ad\u00e2nc \u00een sufletul meu, la telefon. Dar s\u0103 m\u0103 suna\u0163i, c\u0103 a\u015fa e <em>moca.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0 Voi c\u0103uta s\u0103-mi fac un concediu <em>moca<\/em>, voi umbla cu oameni care dau ceva <em>moca<\/em> (dar s\u0103 fie neap\u0103rat unii noi, c\u0103 miros a proasp\u0103t), voi citi c\u0103r\u0163i <em>moca<\/em>, o s\u0103-mi iubesc nevasta <em>moca<\/em>, voi asculta doar c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u0163ii <em>moca<\/em>, nu am s\u0103 merg la vot c\u0103 nu e nimic <em>moca<\/em>, am s\u0103 ies din cas\u0103 doar dac\u0103 soarele va fi <em>moca<\/em>. \u015ei voi fi trist la telefon pentru c\u0103, din gre\u015feal\u0103, am sunat eu. \u015ei nu e <em>moca.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0\u00a0 <\/em>De azi \u00eenainte voi primi orice este <em>moca.<\/em> Pot fi \u015fi chestii nasoale, nu conteaz\u0103 dac\u0103 sunt <em>moca<\/em>.  \u015ei am s\u0103 urlu de durere la telefon pentru c\u0103 abonamentul nu e <em>moca<\/em>. Ni\u015fte ipocri\u0163i, ce mai&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0 Ceea ce este moca, este moca. \u015eti\u0163i \u015fi voi cum e. C\u00e2nd ai necazuri, datorii, rate la cram\u0103, hran\u0103 la ma\u015fin\u0103, chef de cultur\u0103, c\u00e2nd al\u0163ii au mai mult dec\u00e2t tine, atunci suferi. \u015ei, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,103],"tags":[751,1742,2146,2543,3235],"class_list":["post-6573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aberatia-de-intelect","category-promo","tag-chestii","tag-ipocrit","tag-moca","tag-planset","tag-suflet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6573"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6573\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}