\u0162rrrrrr!<\/p>\n
-Alo, da!<\/p>\n
-Ha, te-am pchrrins!<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, prost\u0103nacule, tu e\u015fti?<\/p>\n
-Pchrrost\u0103nac e\u015fti tu, machrrinar chel, hi, hi!<\/p>\n
-Geoan\u0103, \u0163i-ai luat lumea \u00een cap, tu \u015fi cu mogulii mamii voastre! S\u0103 vede\u0163i ce v\u0103 fac eu dup\u0103 ce ies pre\u015fedinte!<\/p>\n
-Ba nu o s\u0103 ie\u015fi, fchrraiere, eu am s\u0103 ies pchrre\u015fedinte! Hi, hi, fchrraiere!<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, Geoan\u0103, b\u0103h…N-ai b\u0103ut tu at\u00e2t suc de mere c\u00e2te voturi o s\u0103 am eu!<\/p>\n
-Hi, hi, pchrrostule, eu nu beau suc de mere, deci n-o s\u0103 ai voturi, hi, hi!<\/p>\n
-Era o metafor\u0103, Mirceo…Nu te-a \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at Hrebenciuc limba rom\u00e2n\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Las\u0103 c\u0103 vezi tu la confchrruntare ce o s\u0103-\u0163i fac! Am \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at tot \u015fi am chrrepetat \u015fi de diminea\u0163\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103! O s\u0103 iau zece cu felicit\u0103chrri \u015fi o s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftig!<\/p>\n
-S\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftigi tu la confruntare \u015fi s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftig eu alegerile, r\u00e2r\u00e2itule, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, logic, o s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftig \u015fi alegechrrile, B\u0103sescule!<\/p>\n
-Da, da..A\u015fa a spus \u015fi N\u0103stase \u015fi uite ce a p\u0103\u0163it!<\/p>\n
-Ce a p\u0103\u0163it? E bine mechrrsi, dac\u0103 te intechrreseaz\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Da, a\u015fa e…N-am fost eu prost?<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, e\u015fti pchrrost \u015fi o s\u0103 piechrrzi acum, hi, hi!<\/p>\n
-Bine, m\u0103h, Mirceo, da\u2019 altceva nu \u015ftii s\u0103 zici?<\/p>\n
-Zic ce vchrreau eu, da?<\/p>\n
-Zici ce vor p\u0103pu\u015farii, b\u0103h!<\/p>\n
-Ei, na! S-o chrrezi tu pe asta! Eu sunt un om de\u015ftept, un diplomat \u015fi \u015ftiu s\u0103 vochrrbesc, nu ca tine, be\u0163ivule!<\/p>\n
-Be\u0163iv? H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! B\u0103h, Geoan\u0103, tu te \u00eempletice\u015fti de la o gur\u0103 de \u015fampanie \u015fi asta nu te face be\u0163iv, nu? Eu dac\u0103 pot duce o sticl\u0103 de whisky, ce vin\u0103 am?<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, \u00een fiecachrre zi?<\/p>\n
-Da, b\u0103h, \u00een fiecare zi! Beau c\u00e2t vreau, b\u0103h!<\/p>\n
-Be\u0163ivu\u2019, be\u0163ivu\u2019!<\/p>\n
-Hai, plimb\u0103 ursu\u2019! Am treab\u0103, prost\u0103nacule!<\/p>\n
-\u015ei ce dac\u0103, tot o s\u0103 pierzi, na, na, na!<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, Geoan\u0103, \u015ftii ceva?<\/p>\n
-Nu, ce anume?<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, asta e, b\u0103h, c\u0103 nu \u015ftii nimic, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! Ce-mi plac glumele mele, b\u0103h! Parc\u0103 e\u015fti piticu\u2019 de Boc, b\u0103h…Nici el nu se prindea.<\/p>\n
-Ei, ce s\u0103 spun…M-am pchrrins dachrr eu nu chrr\u00e2d la toate bazaconiile, na!<\/p>\n
-Bine, b\u0103h…Te-am spart disear\u0103. Pa!<\/p>\n
-Ba eu te spachrrg! \u015ei pa e\u015fti tu, s\u0103 \u015ftii!<\/p>\n
Clanc!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u0162rrrrrr! -Alo, da! -Ha, te-am pchrrins! -B\u0103h, prost\u0103nacule, tu e\u015fti? -Pchrrost\u0103nac e\u015fti tu, machrrinar chel, hi, hi! -Geoan\u0103, \u0163i-ai luat lumea \u00een cap, tu \u015fi cu mogulii mamii voastre! S\u0103 vede\u0163i ce v\u0103 fac eu …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,26],"tags":[444,869,1461,3307],"class_list":["post-6621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-promo","category-telefonul-fara-stil","tag-basescu","tag-confruntare","tag-geoana","tag-telefon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6621"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6621\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}