Urnele s-au \u00eenchis. Voturile au fost pe r\u00e2nd validate, anulate, num\u0103rate, comparate. Pe alocuri \u015fi cump\u0103rate. P\u00e2n\u0103 s-a aprins BEC-ul, cele dou\u0103 grup\u0103ri\u00a0ce-\u015fi disputau primul loc, ocupau aceea\u015fi treapt\u0103 superioar\u0103 a podiumului. Ce-a urmat, e deja istorie.<\/p>\n
D\u00e2nd curs pitorescului ce nu\u00a0se mai plictise\u015fte s\u0103 ne urm\u0103reasc\u0103 fascinanta na\u0163iune, mai ales\u00a0\u00een momente de cotitur\u0103, departamentul \u015ftin\u0163ifico-fantastic al Revistei Cioburi a urzit \u00een creuzetele propriului laborator, din spum\u0103 fumeg\u00e2nd\u0103 de flegme \u015fi vitriol, treisprezece culmi electorale\u00a0ce vi le ofer\u0103 pentru a le escalada intelectual, tocmai pentru a avea de unde a pica\u00a0\u015fi a da cu curul mai zdrav\u0103n de p\u0103m\u00e2nt.<\/p>\n
Culmea infantilismului:<\/strong> s\u0103 crezi c\u0103 Mo\u015f Nicolae chiar te-a f\u0103cut pre\u015fedinte.<\/p>\n Culmea fertilit\u0103\u0163ii<\/strong>: s\u0103 \u0163i se \u00eenmul\u0163easc\u0103 procentele peste noapte.<\/p>\n Culmea opulen\u0163ei<\/strong>: s\u0103 zici NU c\u00e2nd \u0163i se propune s\u0103 refaci alian\u0163a DA.<\/p>\n Culmea incorectitudinii<\/strong>: s\u0103 nu fie corect c\u0103 au furat al\u0163ii mai mult dec\u00e2t tine.<\/p>\n Culmea democra\u0163iei (\u00een Rom\u00e2nia)<\/strong>: s\u0103 conte\u015fti la Curtea Constitu\u0163ional\u0103 rezultatul alegerilor \u015fi s\u0103 \u0163i se aprobe.<\/p>\n Culmea coinciden\u0163ei<\/strong>: seara s\u0103 pierzi alegerile \u015fi diminea\u0163a s\u0103 le g\u0103se\u015fti gata c\u00e2\u015ftigate.<\/p>\n Culmea con\u015ftiin\u0163ei na\u0163ionale<\/strong>: dup\u0103 ce te-ai spetit s\u0103-\u0163i faci ordine \u00een ograd\u0103, s\u0103 vin\u0103 diaspora s\u0103-\u0163i m\u0103ture tot praful.<\/p>\n Culmea contra-spionajului<\/strong>: s\u0103 joci rolul unui personaj dintr-un film al pesedistului Sergiu Nicolaescu, \u00een plin r\u0103zboi cu PSD-ul.<\/p>\n Culmea iritabilit\u0103\u0163ii<\/strong>: s\u0103 refuzi s\u0103-\u0163i dea limbi \u00een cur p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi Radu Moraru.<\/p>\n Culmea sincerit\u0103\u0163ii<\/strong>: s\u0103-\u0163i dest\u0103inui public inten\u0163iile serviciilor secrete.<\/p>\n Culmea inutilit\u0103\u0163ii<\/strong>: s\u0103 fii invitatul lui G\u00e2dea f\u0103r\u0103 B\u0103sescu pre\u015fedinte.<\/p>\n Culmea c\u0103l\u0103riei ideologice<\/strong>: s\u0103 crezi c\u0103 \u00eentr-un guvern PDL-PSD, PDL-ul are rolul calului troian.<\/p>\n Culmea combativit\u0103\u0163ii<\/strong>: s\u0103 se \u00eenfrunte doi fo\u015fti comuni\u015fti \u015fi s\u0103 c\u00e2\u015ftige democra\u0163ia.<\/p>\n \u015ei nu uita\u0163i! Oric\u00e2t de mul\u0163i candida\u0163i\u00a0la Pre\u015fedin\u0163ie s-ar anun\u0163a c\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103tori,\u00a0\u00een final nu exist\u0103\u00a0dec\u00e2t un singur \u00eenvins. Poporul rom\u00e2n.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Urnele s-au \u00eenchis. Voturile au fost pe r\u00e2nd validate, anulate, num\u0103rate, comparate. Pe alocuri \u015fi cump\u0103rate. P\u00e2n\u0103 s-a aprins BEC-ul, cele dou\u0103 grup\u0103ri\u00a0ce-\u015fi disputau primul loc, ocupau aceea\u015fi treapt\u0103 superioar\u0103 a podiumului. Ce-a urmat, e …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,103],"tags":[115,221,960,2578],"class_list":["post-6645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aberatia-de-intelect","category-promo","tag-115","tag-alegeri","tag-culmi-electorale","tag-politica"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6645"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6645\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}