{"id":6820,"date":"2009-12-29T00:09:45","date_gmt":"2009-12-28T21:09:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=6820"},"modified":"2009-12-29T00:09:45","modified_gmt":"2009-12-28T21:09:45","slug":"trei-dorinti-pentru-toti-ce-au-fost-cuminti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2009\/12\/trei-dorinti-pentru-toti-ce-au-fost-cuminti\/","title":{"rendered":"Trei dorin\u0163i, pentru to\u0163i ce-au fost cumin\u0163i"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6821\" title=\"mos_craciun1\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/mos_craciun1-285x300.jpg\" alt=\"mos_craciun1\" width=\"285\" height=\"300\" \/>Sunt r\u0103v\u0103\u015fit.\u00a0 Mo\u015f Cr\u0103ciun chiar nu exist\u0103! Sau dac\u0103 exist\u0103, mi-a demonstrat c\u0103 eu personal nu sunt un client demn de serviciile lui. Din acest motiv protestez  \u015fi fac public\u0103 lista dorin\u0163elor pe care le-am cerut spre \u00eendeplinire Cr\u0103ciunul acesta. Cum era \u015fi lesne de \u00een\u0163eles, b\u0103rbosul nu a catadicsit s\u0103 m\u0103 bucure cu nici una dintre ele.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Prima dorin\u0163\u0103<\/span>: S\u0103 fiu pentru o sear\u0103 \u015etefan B\u0103nic\u0103 Jr.; da\u2019atunci c\u00e2nd nu este plecat \u00een turneu.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">A doua dorin\u0163\u0103<\/span>: S\u0103-l prind pe Mister Bingo \u00een lift, \u00eencheindu-se la \u015fireturi; s\u0103-l mulez pe bombeu, nu de alta&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">\u015ei cea de-a treia dorin\u0163\u0103<\/span> (care probabil a f\u0103cut posibil ca \u00eendeplinirea celor trei dorin\u0163e s\u0103 nu fie posibil\u0103): s\u0103-l v\u0103d pe Mo\u015f Cr\u0103ciun beat \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 intre \u00eentr-o cas\u0103 pe\u00a0co\u015ful de evacuare al centralei termice de apartament.<\/p>\n<p>Acestea fiind spuse, \u00eei urez Mo\u015fului ca anul viitor s\u0103-l prind\u0103 prim\u0103vara pe Autostrada Soarelui. Sau dac\u0103 nu, m\u0103car s\u0103 se \u00eentoarc\u0103 acas\u0103 pe Autostrada Transilvania.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sunt r\u0103v\u0103\u015fit.\u00a0 Mo\u015f Cr\u0103ciun chiar nu exist\u0103! Sau dac\u0103 exist\u0103, mi-a demonstrat c\u0103 eu personal nu sunt un client demn de serviciile lui. Din acest motiv protestez \u015fi fac public\u0103 lista dorin\u0163elor pe care le-am &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,103],"tags":[930,1127,2173],"class_list":["post-6820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aberatia-de-intelect","category-promo","tag-craciun","tag-dorinte","tag-mos-craciun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6820"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6820\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}