{"id":685,"date":"2008-04-16T00:14:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-15T21:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/04\/16\/se-duce-un-homosexual-la-doctor\/"},"modified":"2008-04-16T00:14:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-15T21:14:00","slug":"se-duce-un-homosexual-la-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/04\/se-duce-un-homosexual-la-doctor\/","title":{"rendered":"Se duce un homosexual la doctor:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span><span style=\"color:#515151;\">&#8211; Dom&#8217; doctor am sida, ce sa fac, ma puteti ajuta?<br \/>&#8211; Da baiete&#8230; Bei 1 litru de lapte, manaci 2 kile de prune nespalate impreuna cu 3 rosii si un kilogram de zmeura, o cana mare de apa rece de la frigider, o portie de iahnie cu doua beri reci si, la sfarsit, dai pe gat o cana cu iaurt!<br \/>&#8211; Si o sa-mi treaca, dom&#8217;  doctor?<br \/>&#8211; Nu ma, dar macar in ultimele clipe ai sa intelegi si tu la ce foloseste curu&#8217;!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Dom&#8217; doctor am sida, ce sa fac, ma puteti ajuta?&#8211; Da baiete&#8230; Bei 1 litru de lapte, manaci 2 kile de prune nespalate impreuna cu 3 rosii si un kilogram de zmeura, o cana &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=685"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/685\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}