{"id":6853,"date":"2010-01-05T15:53:16","date_gmt":"2010-01-05T12:53:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=6853"},"modified":"2010-01-05T15:53:16","modified_gmt":"2010-01-05T12:53:16","slug":"arunca-l-pe-nasu-din-tren","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/01\/arunca-l-pe-nasu-din-tren\/","title":{"rendered":"Arunc\u0103-l pe na\u015fu din tren"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oric\u00e2t de mult s-ar str\u0103dui, autorit\u0103\u0163ile rom\u00e2ne nu \u015ftiu s\u0103 gestioneze situa\u0163iile de criz\u0103. Nu cred c\u0103 cineva mai poate nega aceast\u0103 eviden\u0163\u0103. Ninsorile abundente din ultima jum\u0103tate a lunii decembrie a anului ce tocmai s-a \u00eencheiat au cauzat, a\u015fa cum era \u015fi de a\u015fteptat, disfunc\u0163ionalit\u0103\u0163i \u015fi \u00een r\u00e2ndul traficului feroviar. Ceea ce urmeaz\u0103 nu \u00ee\u015fi propune s\u0103 scoat\u0103 \u00een eviden\u0163\u0103 imposibilitatea autorit\u0103\u0163ilor de a se impune \u00een fa\u0163a intemperiilor naturii (lucru imposibil de realizat uneori), ci doar s\u0103 prezinte un nou episod din ciclul \u201cLor nu le pas\u0103\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Iat\u0103 cum s-au petrecut lucrurile.<\/p>\n<p><em> Vineri dis-de-diminea\u0163\u0103, 18 decembrie, 2009. Bucure\u015fti, Gara de Nord. Afar\u0103 ninge viscolit. Codul galben de viscol \u015fi ninsori a reintrat deja \u00een vioare. O mare de oameni a\u015fteapt\u0103 \u00eenghe\u0163at\u0103 sub tabela cu Plec\u0103ri\/Sosiri. Minutele de \u00eent\u00e2rziere se \u00eenmul\u0163esc f\u0103r\u0103 num\u0103r \u015fi f\u0103r\u0103 prea multe justific\u0103ri din partea angaja\u0163ilor CFR. \u00centr-un t\u00e2rziu se aude \u015fi un anun\u0163 prin care CFR \u00ee\u015fi cere scuze.<br \/>\nDup\u0103 50 de minute de \u00eent\u00e2rziere \u015fi dup\u0103 ce \u00een prealabil fusese eronat anun\u0163at la o alt\u0103 linie, acceleratul \u00eenspre Bra\u015fov este \u00eentr-un final garat, spre bucuria c\u0103l\u0103torilor d\u00e2rd\u00e2ind de frig dar \u015fi de nervi. Din dorin\u0163a de a se vedea c\u00e2t mai repede \u00een tren, majoritatea c\u0103l\u0103torilor urc\u0103 la ultimul vagon. Acolo, la ultima u\u015f\u0103, se afl\u0103 \u015fi na\u015ful. Plictisit \u015fi pus pe glume. Printre zgribuli\u0163ii de la ultimul vagon se afl\u0103 \u015fi el \u015fi ea, care din motive de \u201ehaos<\/em><em>\u201d<\/em><em> nu au apucat s\u0103-\u015fi mai procure bilet. Dar nu-i nimic; bilet se poate lua \u015fi din tren. La \u00eentrebarea cine desp\u0103gube\u015fte c\u0103l\u0103torii, na\u015ful r\u0103spunde ironic c\u0103 el personal o va face. Ag\u0103\u0163\u00e2ndu-se de r\u0103spuns, el \u00eei spune ei c\u0103 vor c\u0103l\u0103tori gratis. Va vorbi el cu na\u015ful. Ea nu este de acord. Angajatul CFR se profileaz\u0103 u\u015for-u\u015for \u00een sacul de box de care ea are nevoie pentru a se desc\u0103rca \u015fi a se mai \u00eenc\u0103lzi pu\u0163in. Va pl\u0103ti biletele dar \u00ee\u015fi va expune franc n\u0103duful. \u00a0El tace. La fel \u015fi MP3-playerul; acum \u00eenregistreaz\u0103. Ssssss&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Episodul I: O reclama\u0163ie, v\u0103 rog<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>[flashvideo file=&#8221;https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/VOICE001.flv&#8221; \/]<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Dom\u2019le, chiar v\u0103 bate\u0163i joc, pe cuv\u00e2ntul meu, v\u0103 bate\u0163i joc.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: Nu, prima oar\u0103 dumneavoastr\u0103 v-a\u0163i b\u0103tut joc de mine.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Da, pentru c\u0103 CFR-ul \u00een genere \u00ee\u015fi bate joc de c\u0103l\u0103tori, \u00een\u0163elege\u0163i? Nu se poate ca dumneavoastr\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 posta\u0163i aici bodyguard \u015fi s\u0103 nu l\u0103sa\u0163i lumea s\u0103 urce \u00eentr-un tren care \u00eent\u00e2rzie 50 de minute. Nu se poate, \u0103sta-i tupeu.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: I-am trimis mai \u00een fa\u0163\u0103, doamn\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Nu, domnule drag\u0103, ar\u0103ta\u0163i-mi un regulament \u00een care scrie c\u0103&#8230; \u0103\u0103\u0103 c\u0103l\u0103torul trebuie s\u0103 urce printr-un anumit vagon.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: Nu, c\u0103l\u0103torul trebuie s\u0103 urce cu bilet \u00een tren, doamn\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: \u0102\u0103\u0103\u2026A\u0163i auzit, colegii dumneavoastr\u0103 nu dau bilete.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: Nu, mie nu mi-a venit nimica la m\u00e2n\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Nu m\u0103 intereseaz\u0103. Suna\u0163i prin sta\u0163ie acum!<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: Eu spun c\u0103 nu e datoria mea.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Nu vi se pare c\u0103-ave\u0163i tupeu enorm. Ia spune\u0163i-mi, v\u0103 rog, numele dumneavoastr\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: Vi-am mai spus-o \u00eenainte, doamn\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Ia, cum v\u0103 numi\u0163i?<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: A, p\u0103i nu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Nu, p\u0103i vreau s\u0103 \u015ftiu num\u0103rul dumneavoastr\u0103. 502013. O reclama\u0163ie ve\u0163i avea, c\u00e2t de cur\u00e2nd.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: Nicio problem\u0103. Nu este nici cea mai mic\u0103 problem\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><em>Trenul a plecat. E timpul biletelor la control. Biletelor ne-eliberate de la cas\u0103.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Episodul II: Asta are, asta n-are, asta-i suma nec\u00e2\u015ftig\u0103toare<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>[flashvideo file=&#8221;https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/VOICE002.flv&#8221; \/]<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: 43.50, v\u0103 rog. De persoan\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Nu se poate. De c\u00e2te ori e mai mult? E 27 de lei un bilet.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: At\u00e2ta face. \u00cemi da\u0163i dumneavoastr\u0103 43.50 \u015fi dup\u0103 aia c\u00e2nd face\u0163i dumneavoastr\u0103 reclama\u0163ie ata\u015fa\u0163i \u015fi biletul:<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Deci eu c\u00e2t v\u0103 dau acuma? Optzeci \u015fi\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: 43.50 de persoan\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Adic\u0103 v\u0103 dau optzeci de lei?<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: Da, 86, 87 de lei.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Cu c\u00e2t e mai mult? Vreau \u015fi eu s\u0103 \u015ftiu.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: Asta v\u0103 interesa\u0163i la cas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>El: P\u0103i nu, nu, nu, nu, nu\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Domnule, termina\u0163i cu m\u0103g\u0103rii de genul \u0103sta. V\u0103 rog foarte mult, spune\u0163i-mi cu c\u00e2t v\u0103 dau, nu dublu.<\/p>\n<p>El: Asta ne spune\u0163i dumneavoastr\u0103. Ne ar\u0103ta\u0163i dumneavoastr\u0103 un regulament&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Pu\u015ftiul cu placa: Doamn\u0103, biletul \u00een tren este dublu.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Dumneavoastr\u0103 v\u0103 rog s\u0103 nu v\u0103 implica\u0163i \u00een discu\u0163ie.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: Sunt 121 de km, accelerat. 43.50.<\/p>\n<p>El: \u015ei asta \u00eenseamn\u0103 c\u0103 cei care nu au apucat s\u0103 ia bilete de la cas\u0103 din cauza faptului c\u0103 nu s-au dat, pl\u0103tesc la fel?<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: Da toat\u0103 lumea pl\u0103te\u015fte.<\/p>\n<p>El: Nu, nu, nu. Asta nu se poate. Nu se poate pentru c\u0103 e o nesim\u0163ire din parte CFR.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Asta e vr\u0103jeal\u0103 maxim\u0103. Deci eu v\u0103 pl\u0103tesc un bilet&#8230; E o nesim\u0163ire din parte CFR.<\/p>\n<p>El: Adic\u0103 nu-i dai dreptul omului care se duce la cas\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: Dar nu eu am f\u0103cut tarifele&#8230; Crede\u0163i-m\u0103 c\u0103 nu eu.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Nu se poate. Eu am mai circulat \u00een felul asta cu \u2018taxat din tren\u2019 \u015fi nu e dublu.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu: Deci, doamn\u0103, crede\u0163i-m\u0103 c\u00e2nd v\u0103 da\u0163i jos, v\u0103 duce\u0163i \u015fi face\u0163i reclama\u0163ie \u015fi ata\u015fa\u0163i \u015fi biletele.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Cum \u00eel cheam\u0103 pe colegul t\u0103u de la CFR?&#8230; Ah, c\u00e2t de cur\u00e2nd&#8230; V\u0103 urez \u015fi disponibilizare pl\u0103cut\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: Da, \u015ftiu asta, \u015ftiu&#8230; nu trebuie s\u0103 ne ura\u0163i dumneavoastr\u0103. Le-avem noi f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 ne ura\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: O merita\u0163i din plin pentru atitudinea plin\u0103 de nesim\u0163ire pe care o ave\u0163i fa\u0163\u0103 de c\u0103l\u0103tori.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: Dar nu mai \u00eemi vorbi\u0163i, gata&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Dar l\u0103sa\u0163i-m\u0103 dom\u2019ne, \u00een pace. Adic\u0103 cum? St\u0103m aicea 80 de minute \u015fi dumneata \u00eemi zici c\u0103 nu ai tupeu?<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: \u015ei eu am stat.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Dumneata ai stat \u00een c\u0103ldur\u0103, domule.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: Unde \u00een c\u0103ldur\u0103? Eu \u00een c\u0103ldur\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Deci este b\u0103taie de joc, termina\u0163i-v\u0103, v\u0103 rog!<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: Doamn\u0103, nu mai ridica tonul la mine! Gata, am \u00een\u0163eles! Face\u0163i reclama\u0163ie \u015fi m\u0103 l\u0103sa\u0163i \u00een pace doamn\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>El: \u015eefu\u2019, m\u0103car o atitudine defensiv\u0103. M\u0103car at\u00e2ta lucru&#8230; C\u0103 reprezenta\u0163i CFR-ul.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: 502013.<\/p>\n<p>El: Nu o lua\u0163i \u00een nume personal, da\u2019 tre\u2019 s-ave\u0163i \u015fi dumneavoastr\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegere. St\u0103m \u015fi \u00eenghe\u0163\u0103m ca oile. De ce nu a\u0163i afi\u015fat&#8230; Pe \u0103sta&#8230; \u0103\u0103\u0103.. de ce nu afi\u015fa\u0163i, CFR-ul&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: \u015ei eu a\u015f vrea s\u0103 ajung mai repede acas\u0103, doamn\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Dar v\u0103 rog, r\u0103spunde-\u0163i la \u00eentreb\u0103rile astea&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu: Eu sunt un simplu angajat\u2026<\/p>\n<p>El: Dac\u0103 \u015fti\u0163i c\u0103 sunte\u0163i un simplu angajat \u015fi vorbi\u0163i din partea CFR, ave\u0163i m\u0103car o atitudine defensiv\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: De-fen-si-v\u0103 am avut&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>El: Deci, ne-a\u0163i pus s\u0103 mergem la linia cinci \u00een condi\u0163iile \u00een care a tras un alt tren. Fac jogging pe \u0103sta.. pe.. peron.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: P\u0103i eu sunt vinovat?<\/p>\n<p>El: P\u0103i nu sunte\u0163i, da\u2019 nu mai face\u0163i mi\u015fto c\u0103 nu este cazul.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: Eu sunt angajatul sta\u0163iei Bra\u015fov nu a Bucure\u015ftiului.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Domule, e\u015fti angajatul C\u0103ilor Ferate Rom\u00e2ne. Dumneata nu \u00een\u0163elegi rom\u00e2ne\u015fte?<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: Nu.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Bine, probabil c\u0103 \u00een reclama\u0163ie o s\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi foarte bine.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Episodul III: Discu\u0163ia de dup\u0103<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>[flashvideo file=&#8221;https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/VOICE003.flv&#8221; \/]<\/p>\n<p>Ea: \u2026\u015fi de la Metrorex sunt cei mai nesim\u0163i\u0163i angaja\u0163i ai regiilor&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: Cred c\u0103 pentru dumneavoastr\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea e nesim\u0163it\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Eu cred c\u0103 dumneavoastr\u0103 ve\u0163i un tupeu uria\u015f. O s\u0103 am grij\u0103 personal de reclama\u0163ia asta. Personal\u2026 \u015ei v\u0103 promit c\u0103 dac\u0103 dat afar\u0103 nu ve\u0163i fi m\u0103car o sanc\u0163iune ve\u0163i primi. Pentru c\u0103, v\u0103 mai zic un lucru. P\u00e2n\u0103 la Satu Mare, pun pariu c\u0103 ve\u0163i avea te\u015fchereaua plin\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: Asta e&#8230; Nu mai pune\u0163i dumneavoastr\u0103 pariu.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Nu, nu, nu. Vre\u0163i s\u0103 v\u0103 urm\u0103resc, s\u0103 merg cu dumneavoastr\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 vedem c\u00e2t\u0103 \u015fpag\u0103 lua\u0163i?<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: O s\u0103 am te\u015fchereaua plin\u0103. Uite&#8230; tai bilete.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Da, da, da. Am \u015fi v\u0103zut c\u00e2nd v-a dat cineva acum \u015fi-a\u0163i b\u0103gat banii \u00een buzunar. Acum am v\u0103zut. A plecat domnul&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: Oohooo!<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Da, ohooo, cu tupeul dumneavoastr\u0103 \u015fi r\u00e2setul dumneavoastr\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: Unde i-a b\u0103gat doamn\u0103? Unde ar putea?<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Sunte\u0163i destul de versat&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: Doamn\u0103, da\u2019 nu trebuie s\u0103 m\u0103 justific \u00een fa\u0163a dumneavoastr\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Hai dom\u2019le, termina\u0163i. Dar trebuie s\u0103 face\u0163i mi\u015fto \u015fi s\u0103  ave\u0163i atitudini de ridiculizare \u015fi ironice.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: Nu fac mi\u015fto. Dar eu sunt \u00eenghe\u0163at. Eu sunt de la \u015fase \u00een trenul \u0103sta, da?<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Serios, \u015fti\u0163i de la c\u00e2t st\u0103m noi? De optzeci de minute.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: Eu stau de trei ore.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: P\u0103i dumneata e\u015fti la servici, nu te sup\u0103ra\u2026<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: Ave\u0163i cumva m\u0103runt?<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 m\u0103runt pentru dumneavoastr\u0103? V-am dat una de 50.<\/p>\n<p>Na\u015fu\u2019: S\u0103-mi da\u0163i 370 de mii.<\/p>\n<p>Ea: Nu n-am. Nu am.<\/p>\n<p><em>Va urma!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oric\u00e2t de mult s-ar str\u0103dui, autorit\u0103\u0163ile rom\u00e2ne nu \u015ftiu s\u0103 gestioneze situa\u0163iile de criz\u0103. Nu cred c\u0103 cineva mai poate nega aceast\u0103 eviden\u0163\u0103. Ninsorile abundente din ultima jum\u0103tate a lunii decembrie a anului ce tocmai &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[101,103],"tags":[379,711,739,1611,1700,1712,2250,2264,3416],"class_list":["post-6853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-martor-si-tartor","category-promo","tag-autoritati","tag-cearta","tag-cfr","tag-iarna","tag-inregistrare","tag-intarzieri","tag-nesimtire","tag-ninsoare","tag-tren"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6853"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6853\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}