{"id":688,"date":"2008-04-16T00:12:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-15T21:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/04\/16\/un-tip-intra-intr-un-bar-si-zice\/"},"modified":"2008-04-16T00:12:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-15T21:12:00","slug":"un-tip-intra-intr-un-bar-si-zice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/04\/un-tip-intra-intr-un-bar-si-zice\/","title":{"rendered":"Un tip intra intr-un bar si zice:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span><span style=\"color:#515151;\">&#8211; Sase whiskiuri duble.<br \/>La care barmanul:<br \/>&#8211; Trebuie ca ai avut o zi data naibii.<br \/>&#8211; Da, tocmai am aflat ca fratele meu mai mare e homosexual.<br \/>A doua zi acelasi tip intra in acelasi bar si cere aceleasi bauturi. Barmanul intreaba acelasi lucru  si tipul raspunde:<br \/>&#8211; Da, tocmai am aflat ca si fratele meu mai mic e homosexual.<br \/>A trei zi scena se repeta. Barmanul zice:<br \/>&#8211; La dracu! A mai ramas cineva in familia ta caruia sa-i placa femeile?<br \/>&#8211; Da, nevasta-mea!&#8230;<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Sase whiskiuri duble.La care barmanul:&#8211; Trebuie ca ai avut o zi data naibii.&#8211; Da, tocmai am aflat ca fratele meu mai mare e homosexual.A doua zi acelasi tip intra in acelasi bar si cere &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-688","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=688"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/688\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}