\u0162rrrr!<\/p>\n
-Da, pardon…<\/p>\n
-Ce pardon, b\u0103h?<\/p>\n
-M\u0103 scuza\u0163i, e de la Revelion…<\/p>\n
-Ce Revelion, b\u0103h, Boc? \u0162ara arde, b\u0103h, a\u015fa cum m\u0103 arde pe mine g\u00e2tul acum de la paharul \u0103sta…A-propos, stai un pic, hai noroc…<\/p>\n
-Da, da…<\/p>\n
-A\u015fa, unde eram?<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, r\u00e2g\u00e2iam eu.<\/p>\n
-Cum, b\u0103h, \u00een fa\u0163a pre\u015fedintelui \u0163\u0103rii? Nu \u0163i-e ru\u015fine, piticule?<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, mi-a sc\u0103pat, m\u0103 ierta\u0163i… \u015ei oricum nu miroase prin fir, nu?<\/p>\n
-H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! Auzi la el, nu miroase prin fir.. Hai c\u0103-mi e\u015fti simpatic. \u00cemi plac glumele mele spuse de tine, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Hi, hi…<\/p>\n
-\u015ei ia zi, b\u0103h Boc, c\u00e2nd nu r\u00e2g\u00e2i, ce \u0163i-ai propus tu pentru anul \u0103sta?<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, s\u0103 facem bugetul, s\u0103 scoatem \u0163ara din criz\u0103, s\u0103 mai b\u0103g\u0103m o tax\u0103, dou\u0103, s\u0103…<\/p>\n
-Hai, b\u0103h, termin\u0103 cu prostiile! Eu te-am \u00eentrebat pe tine, ce vrei tu, b\u0103h, nu \u0163ara! Adic\u0103, vrei s\u0103 mai cre\u015fti, vrei s\u0103 ajungi mai mare, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Hi, hi, nu vreau s\u0103 mai cresc. Sunt bine a\u015fa. \u015eti\u0163i cum e, mic la stat, mare la sfat!<\/p>\n
-H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! Aoleu, mi se usuc\u0103 g\u00e2tul…Stai a\u015fa, hai noroc…<\/p>\n
-S\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i.<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, Boc cel Mare, h\u0103, h\u0103, \u0163i s-a odihnit mintea serios \u00een vacan\u0163\u0103, b\u0103h… Auzi la el, mare la sfat… Pre\u015fedintele e mare la sfat, Boc, nu tu! Tu e\u015fti mic la sfat, la stat, la lucrat, la buget, la prohab, la ce vrei tu, b\u0103h…<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i…<\/p>\n
-Hai, b\u0103h, c\u0103 de-aia \u00eemi e\u015fti simpatic. Deci tu nu-\u0163i dore\u015fti nimic de la noul an…<\/p>\n
-Ba da, ba da, sta\u0163i a\u015fa. \u00cemi doresc s\u0103 \u00eel pocnesc pe prostul \u0103la de Geoan\u0103, c\u0103 mi-a dat un sms \u00een noaptea de Revelion \u015fi m-a enervat!<\/p>\n
-H\u0103, h\u0103, piticul nervos! H\u0103, h\u0103! Da\u2019 ce \u0163i-a zis prost\u0103nacul, b\u0103h?<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i, mi-a scris \u201eLa mul\u0163i ani \u00een 2010, marinarul s\u0103 \u0163i-o frece\u201d…<\/p>\n
-H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! P\u0103i \u015fi doar de aia te-ai enervat, hai noroc…<\/p>\n
-Nu, c\u0103 eu i-am r\u0103spuns c\u0103 s\u0103 mi-o frece el \u015fi apoi mi-a scris c\u0103 \u201eLa anul \u015fi la mul\u0163i ani, Boc r\u0103m\u00e2ne papagal\u201d.<\/p>\n
-H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, \u015fi st\u0103 pe um\u0103r de marinar, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103! B\u0103h, te-a t\u0103v\u0103lit prost\u0103nacul!<\/p>\n
-Da…<\/p>\n
-Las\u0103, b\u0103h, c\u0103 atunci \u00eemi pun \u015fi eu o dorin\u0163\u0103 pentru anul \u0103sta.<\/p>\n
-Ce anume?<\/p>\n
-La anul \u015fi la mul\u0163i ani, s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i un papagal, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
Clanc!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u0162rrrr! -Da, pardon… -Ce pardon, b\u0103h? -M\u0103 scuza\u0163i, e de la Revelion… -Ce Revelion, b\u0103h, Boc? \u0162ara arde, b\u0103h, a\u015fa cum m\u0103 arde pe mine g\u00e2tul acum de la paharul \u0103sta…A-propos, stai un pic, hai …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,26],"tags":[520,1127,2395,2646,2714],"class_list":["post-6921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-promo","category-telefonul-fara-stil","tag-boc","tag-dorinte","tag-papagal","tag-presedinte","tag-prostanac"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6921","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6921"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6921\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}