{"id":6985,"date":"2010-01-15T18:30:14","date_gmt":"2010-01-15T15:30:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=6985"},"modified":"2010-01-15T18:30:14","modified_gmt":"2010-01-15T15:30:14","slug":"sezonul-reducerilor-de-minte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/01\/sezonul-reducerilor-de-minte\/","title":{"rendered":"Sezonul reducerilor de minte"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u015fit, a \u00eenceput <strong>sezonul reducerilor la \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103minte<\/strong>! Doamnelor, domni\u015foarelor, dezbr\u0103ca\u0163ilor, l\u0103sa\u0163i copilul, c\u0103\u0163elul sau cocktail-urile <em>Shirley Temple<\/em> deoparte \u015fi ataca\u0163i precum l\u0103custele magazinele! G\u00e2ndi\u0163i-v\u0103 c\u0103 a\u0163i r\u0103mas \u00een pieile goale \u015fi dac\u0103 nu v\u0103 gr\u0103bi\u0163i, nu ve\u0163i apuca s\u0103 mai cump\u0103ra\u0163i nimic&#8230; Ce ve\u0163i face p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103toarea perioad\u0103 de pre\u0163uri barate? Cu ce v\u0103 ve\u0163i acoperi goliciunea, chiar \u015fi cea sufleteasc\u0103? \u015ei, vorba aceea, nu se cade s\u0103 umbla\u0163i cu hainele de acum \u015fase luni. Nu este moral corect.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0 Fiecare sezon de reduceri scoate disperarea din mintea uman\u0103, transform\u00e2nd rasa biped\u0103, superioar\u0103 de altfel, \u00een turme de oi \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103dite printre rafturile centrelor comerciale cu tot felul de c\u0103caturi <em>fancy-trendy<\/em> \u015fi cheltuind \u00een ne\u015ftire ultimele monede din buzunare, doar pentru c\u0103 \u201ese merit\u0103\u201d. Tonele de \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103minte, care gem prin dulapuri, aragaze \u015fi frigidere nu mai sunt la mod\u0103, devenind brusc inutile \u00een momentul \u00een care se declan\u015feaz\u0103 <strong>ziua Z<\/strong> a promo\u0163iei supreme. Magazinele colc\u0103ie de \u00eembulzeal\u0103, \u00een timp ce cabinele de prob\u0103 se \u00eencarc\u0103 de m\u0103trea\u0163\u0103 \u015fi transpira\u0163ie, pentru c\u0103, nu-i a\u015fa, \u201enu mai am cu ce s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eembrac!\u201d. S\u0103 mori tu! Da\u2019 \u0103ia de pe tine nu sunt pantaloni? Ce sunt, hologram\u0103? Aia nu e c\u0103ma\u015f\u0103, bluz\u0103, fust\u0103, ce c\u0103cat o mai fi&#8230;? \u015ei, m\u0103 repet, kilogramele de haine de acas\u0103 ce sunt? Decora\u0163iuni, c\u00e2rpe de \u015fters praful? Iar peste \u015fase luni (\u00een cazul celor mai r\u0103bd\u0103tori) o lua\u0163i de la cap\u0103t&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0 N-am \u00een\u0163eles niciodat\u0103 moda. De ce a\u015f fi un idiot dac\u0103 anul \u0103sta nu port mov, doar pentru c\u0103 a\u015fa au dat tonul ni\u015fte fandosi\u0163i, guru ai boarfelor?&#8230; \u201eAnul acesta se poart\u0103 verde, drag\u0103\u201d&#8230; P\u0103i, o s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eembrac \u00een negru \u015fi o s\u0103-mi las verdele din nas s\u0103-mi curg\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 pe g\u00e2t, ca un fular, s\u0103 fiu \u015fi eu <em>trendy.<\/em> \u00a0\u015ei dac\u0103 la anul se va  purta culoarea maro, o s\u0103 fiu preg\u0103tit. Numai c\u0103 o s\u0103-mi iau pantaloni albi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u015fit, a \u00eenceput sezonul reducerilor la \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103minte! Doamnelor, domni\u015foarelor, dezbr\u0103ca\u0163ilor, l\u0103sa\u0163i copilul, c\u0103\u0163elul sau cocktail-urile Shirley Temple deoparte \u015fi ataca\u0163i precum l\u0103custele magazinele! G\u00e2ndi\u0163i-v\u0103 c\u0103 a\u0163i r\u0103mas \u00een pieile goale \u015fi dac\u0103 nu &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[96,103],"tags":[1561,1835,1947,2148,2809,3048],"class_list":["post-6985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-frustrari-din-cartier","category-promo","tag-haine","tag-lacuste","tag-magazine","tag-moda","tag-reduceri","tag-sezon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6985"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6985\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}