{"id":703,"date":"2008-04-13T21:16:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-13T18:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/04\/13\/intra-un-domn-disperat-in-farmacie-si-tipa\/"},"modified":"2008-04-13T21:16:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-13T18:16:00","slug":"intra-un-domn-disperat-in-farmacie-si-tipa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/04\/intra-un-domn-disperat-in-farmacie-si-tipa\/","title":{"rendered":"Intra un domn disperat in farmacie si tipa:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Repede, dati-mi ceva pentru diaree, e urgent !!!<br \/>Farmacistul, care era nou, se pierde cu firea de tot si-i da un calmant.<br \/>Domnul, in foarte mare graba, ia medicamentul si pleaca.<br  \/>Dupa cateva ore, domnul cu diaree revine, si farmacistul ii spune:<br \/>&#8211; Mii de scuze domnule. Cred ca din greseala v-am dat un medicament pentru nervi. Cum va simtiti?<br \/>La care domnul raspunde:<br \/>&#8211; Cacat tot \u2026 dar linistit \u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Repede, dati-mi ceva pentru diaree, e urgent !!!Farmacistul, care era nou, se pierde cu firea de tot si-i da un calmant.Domnul, in foarte mare graba, ia medicamentul si pleaca.Dupa cateva ore, domnul cu diaree &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=703"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/703\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}