{"id":707,"date":"2008-04-13T20:39:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-13T17:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/04\/13\/vineri-seara-intr-un-cuib-de-berze\/"},"modified":"2008-04-13T20:39:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-13T17:39:00","slug":"vineri-seara-intr-un-cuib-de-berze","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/04\/vineri-seara-intr-un-cuib-de-berze\/","title":{"rendered":"Vineri seara intr-un cuib de berze."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apar pe rind Barza si Barzoiul.<br \/>Barza, obosita, terminata,  nervoasa:<br \/>&#8211; Vai, vai, ce zi cumplita, am livrat zeci de copii azi, numai la familii de tigani, mizerie, murdarie, m-au injurat, m-au batut, uite am pierdut si telenovelele de la TV. Nu mai pot!<br \/>Barzoiul, dimpotriva, vesel si bine dispus:<br \/>&#8211; Eheee, eu am livrat azi doar copii de avocati, de patroni, m-au cinstit, o bauturica, o maslina, un dop de cola, sa tot am zile de lucru ca azi! Da\u2019 pustiu\u2019, Barzulici, pe unde umbla? Tocmai atunci intra si Barzulici.<br \/>&#8211; Unde-ai fost, ma?<br \/>&#8211; La joaca! Am bagat spaima in niste studenti prin Grozavesti.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apar pe rind Barza si Barzoiul.Barza, obosita, terminata, nervoasa:&#8211; Vai, vai, ce zi cumplita, am livrat zeci de copii azi, numai la familii de tigani, mizerie, murdarie, m-au injurat, m-au batut, uite am pierdut si &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=707"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/707\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}