{"id":7078,"date":"2010-01-25T14:48:43","date_gmt":"2010-01-25T11:48:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=7078"},"modified":"2010-01-25T14:48:43","modified_gmt":"2010-01-25T11:48:43","slug":"horoscopul-saptamanii-25-31-ianuarie-2010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/01\/horoscopul-saptamanii-25-31-ianuarie-2010\/","title":{"rendered":"Horoscopul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii 25-31 ianuarie 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Iat\u0103-ne \u00eentr-o nou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 friguroas\u0103. Cu pu\u0163in noroc \u015fi, bine\u00een\u0163eles, cu o promovare turistic\u0103 magistral\u0103 am fi putut s\u0103 le lu\u0103m p\u00e2inea de la gur\u0103 ferici\u0163ilor din Laponia. Revenind la cea\u0163a urban\u0103, zodiile se prezint\u0103 \u00eenfofolite p\u00e2n\u0103 in g\u00e2t, cu sinusurile \u00eenfundate. Ciorba a \u00eenghe\u0163at, \u00eens\u0103 <em>Jean Horoscopizdul<\/em> este un veteran al datului la copc\u0103, a\u015fa c\u0103 urmeaz\u0103 partea interesant\u0103:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Berbec<\/strong>. O s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 cremoas\u0103, plin\u0103 de tabieturi \u015fi dejec\u0163ii obsesive. Prefera\u0163ii pro\u0163apului, din c\u0103su\u0163ele cu mai multe turnuri dec\u00e2t Chicago-ul la \u00eenceputul secolului trecut, vor des\u0103v\u00e2r\u015fi opere antice de incompeten\u0163\u0103 profesional\u0103, aduc\u00e2ndu-le la rang de art\u0103. Vor ajunge pe r\u00e2sul tuturor. Nu m\u0103 refer la animal, de\u015fi mai ciupe\u015fte \u015fi el uneori, s\u0103rind \u00een general la ochi.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Taur<\/strong>. O mare problem\u0103 v\u0103 va intersecta pl\u0103m\u00e2nii, rinichii plus membrele auxiliare \u00eencep\u00e2nd cu data de miercuri c\u00e2nd ve\u0163i fi dezacordat de la curent, c\u0103ldur\u0103 \u015fi alte chestii irelevante din dorin\u0163a iubitei de a mai salva ni\u015fte bani pentru reducerile de sezon. M\u0103car v\u0103 ve\u0163i putea m\u00e2ndri \u00een sf\u00e2r\u015fit cu un \u0163ur\u0163ure mai mare \u015fi mai gros dec\u00e2t al vecinului de palier, Gigic\u0103, un octogenar feroce. Din p\u0103cate singura atrac\u0163ie va fi a pu\u015ftilor care vor \u00eencerca s\u0103-l rup\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103-l bage \u00een gur\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Gemeni<\/strong>. V\u0103 macin\u0103 toat\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na un g\u00e2nd. De fiecare dat\u0103 nu \u00eei da\u0163i importan\u0163\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 el revine. Culmea este c\u0103 \u015fi alte persoane \u00eempart acela\u015fi cuget cu \u015fi pentru dumneavoastr\u0103. \u00cei ignora\u0163i \u015fi pe ace\u015ftia p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een momentul \u00een care vineri, combin\u00e2nd o puicu\u0163\u0103 beat\u0103 \u015fi oleac\u0103 \u015ftirb\u0103 \u00eentr-un bar dubios, d\u00e2ndu-v\u0103 tricou jos, aceasta le\u015fin\u0103. Nu, nu este de la bicep\u015fi ori de la p\u0103tr\u0103\u0163elele abdominale, este cazul s\u0103 v\u0103 sp\u0103la\u0163i.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Rac<\/strong>. Cracii vor avea parte mar\u0163i dup\u0103-amiaza de o fars\u0103 din partea celor doi prieteni buni de co\u0163\u0103ial\u0103 verbal\u0103. Ajuns acas\u0103, dup\u0103 o zi de rahat la serviciu, \u00ee\u015fi va surprinde so\u0163ia frec\u00e2ndu-se de zor de ace\u015ftia. Din fericire sup\u0103rarea va trece c\u00e2nd va fi anun\u0163at c\u0103 totul a fost o glum\u0103 \u015fi c\u0103 nu \u015fi-au dat drumul \u00een ea ci pe perna lui.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Leu<\/strong>. Puternicul pepeleu\u00a0 se vede rege \u00een propria-i ograd\u0103. Din p\u0103cate iubita\/amanta\/ so\u0163ia \u00eei dovede\u015fte c\u0103 \u00een cuibule\u0163ul lor de tocat banii lui nu-i monarhie ci democra\u0163ie, lu\u00e2ndu-l la mi\u015fc\u0103ri de tae-bo pe falc\u0103, m\u00e2ng\u00e2indu-l cu pliciul de mu\u015fte gestante, iar, ulterior,\u00a0 recurg\u00e2nd la diverse metode, \u015ftiute doar de posesoarele de pl\u0103ci tectonice, \u00eel las\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 card, economiile din chilo\u0163ii de s\u0103rb\u0103toare \u015fi cheile de la ma\u015fin\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fecioara<\/strong>. Mari amatori de sport, doar \u00een cele mai crunte momente ale anului, fecioarele b\u0103rba\u0163i se g\u00e2ndesc s\u0103 dea burta jos recurg\u00e2nd la un jogging lejer, de 20 de minute,\u00a0 \u00een fiecare diminea\u0163a. \u00cembr\u0103ca\u0163i comod pornesc luni diminea\u0163a la drum. Miercuri sunt da\u0163i disp\u0103ru\u0163i de c\u0103tre acele persoane care mai dau \u00eenc\u0103 doi bani pe ei. Joi sunt g\u0103si\u0163i de c\u0103tre o ma\u015fin\u0103 de gunoi la 30 de metri de cas\u0103, deghiza\u0163i natural \u00een oameni de z\u0103pad\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Balan\u0163\u0103<\/strong>. Echilibra\u0163i psihic \u00een general, posesorii de taler pe um\u0103rul drept\u0103\u0163ii, vor \u00eenghe\u0163a fizic vineri noaptea \u00een lupta cu gerul necru\u0163\u0103tor. Aceast\u0103 tragedie ar putea fi ocolit\u0103 dac\u0103 nu ve\u0163i alerga prin n\u0103me\u0163i, \u00een chilo\u0163i, dup\u0103 o cuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103 a vecinei de vis-a-vis care a uitat s\u0103-i pl\u0103teasc\u0103 acesteia cele dou\u0103 ore petrecute \u00eempreun\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Scorpion<\/strong>. Pentru scorpihoi\u0163i este s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na perfect\u0103. Datorit\u0103 gerului, pu\u0163in\u0103 lume se \u00eencumet\u0103 s\u0103 ias\u0103 pe uli\u0163\u0103, a\u015fadar scade riscul de a interac\u0163iona cu ei \u015fi de a le provoca crize de r\u00e2s haotic plus mul\u0163umiri c\u0103 nu au ajuns precum ace\u015fti venerabili posesori de molim\u0103 fizic\u0103 \u015fi intelectual\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>S\u0103get\u0103tor<\/strong>. Ajun\u015fi \u00een habitaclul perfect, barul, arca\u015fii zodiacali iau la \u0163int\u0103 v\u00e2natul, de aceast\u0103 dat\u0103 mai fraged, ne\u00eencercat de natura urban\u0103. Mediul le ofer\u0103 camuflajul perfect, ascunz\u00e2ndu-se dup\u0103 coline de moloz \u00eenghe\u0163at. \u00ce\u015fi a\u015fteapt\u0103 prada, p\u00e2ndind doar sub umbra Lunii, pe o strad\u0103 pustie de Ferentari. Din p\u0103cate cad \u00een plasa altor animale de v\u00e2n\u0103toare, mai experimentate, care le vor l\u0103sa urme pe fa\u0163\u0103 \u015fi cea\u0163\u0103 \u00een buzunare.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Capricorn<\/strong>. Acum c\u0103 au trecut s\u0103rb\u0103torile \u015fi zilele de na\u015ftere vor intra \u00een conul de umbr\u0103 care le-a urmat destinul p\u00e2n\u0103 acum. Nu vor ie\u015fi \u00een eviden\u0163\u0103 cu nimic, nici m\u0103car dac\u0103 ar \u00eencerca. \u015ei ve\u0163i \u00eencerca. Totul este s\u0103 ave\u0163i l\u00e2ng\u0103 dumneavoastr\u0103 o trus\u0103 de prim ajutor c\u0103ci tot singur\/\u0103 v\u0103 ve\u0163i bandaja.<\/p>\n<p><strong>V\u0103rs\u0103tor<\/strong>. Ave\u0163i ocazia s\u0103 pleca\u0163i  la sf\u00e2r\u015fit de s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 la munte. De\u015fi ur\u00e2\u0163i chestiile \u00eenalte cu brazi \u015fi alte porc\u0103rii pe ele, v\u0103 face\u0163i curaj \u00een momentul \u00een care auzi\u0163i c\u0103 d\u0103 cineva de b\u0103ut. Ve\u0163i avea parte de cea mai frumoas\u0103 ie\u015fire de p\u00e2n\u0103 acum, \u00eemb\u0103t\u00e2ndu-v\u0103 grav, dormind cu ursul, m\u00e2nc\u00e2nd conuri, d\u00e2ndu-v\u0103 \u00een fundul gol pe p\u00e2rtie. Ulterior ve\u0163i ap\u0103rea \u015fi la \u015ftiri reu\u015find s\u0103 ajuta\u0163i un avion particular s\u0103 aterizeze pe o pist\u0103 improvizat\u0103 gra\u0163ie s\u00e2ngelui l\u0103sat pe z\u0103pad\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pe\u015fti<\/strong>. O glum\u0103 a unui amic, f\u0103cut\u0103 miercuri seara, v\u0103 bag\u0103 \u00een sperie\u0163i. Doresc a v\u0103 lini\u015fti spun\u00e2ndu-v\u0103 c\u0103 gripa pe\u015ftin\u0103 nu atac\u0103 zodia \u015fi c\u0103 nu v\u0103 vor muri nici femeile postate cu grij\u0103 pietonal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iat\u0103-ne \u00eentr-o nou\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 friguroas\u0103. Cu pu\u0163in noroc \u015fi, bine\u00een\u0163eles, cu o promovare turistic\u0103 magistral\u0103 am fi putut s\u0103 le lu\u0103m p\u00e2inea de la gur\u0103 ferici\u0163ilor din Laponia. Revenind la cea\u0163a urban\u0103, zodiile se prezint\u0103 &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87,103],"tags":[134,1592,2651,3661],"class_list":["post-7078","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cate-n-luna-si-stele-verzi","category-promo","tag-aberatii","tag-horoscop","tag-previziuni","tag-zodii"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7078","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7078"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7078\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7078"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7078"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7078"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}