{"id":7115,"date":"2010-01-20T16:48:04","date_gmt":"2010-01-20T13:48:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=7115"},"modified":"2010-01-20T16:48:04","modified_gmt":"2010-01-20T13:48:04","slug":"gargara-cu-musetel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/01\/gargara-cu-musetel\/","title":{"rendered":"Gargara cu mu\u015fe\u0163el"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span>O<\/span> femeie batuta rau se duce la  doctor.<br \/>\nDoctorul: &#8211; Ce s-a intamplat?<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu stiu ce sa ma mai fac. De  fiecare data cand sotul meu vine acasa baut,<span> <\/span>ma bate de ma rupe.<br \/>\n&#8211; Am un leac foarte bun pentru asta. Cand sotul  tau vine acasa baut, tu<span> <\/span>imediat iei o cana  de ceai  de musetel si faci gargara si tot faci gargara.<br \/>\nDoua saptamani mai  tarziu, femeia, aratand proaspata si renascuta, se<span> <\/span>intoarce la doctor.<br \/>\n&#8211; A fost o idee  stralucita. De fiecare data cand sotul meu venea acasa baut,<span> <\/span>eu faceam doar gargara cu ceai de musetel, si  el nici macar o data nu m-a<span> <\/span>atins.<br \/>\nDoctorul:<br \/>\n&#8211; Vezi daca-ti tii gura?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O femeie batuta rau se duce la doctor. Doctorul: &#8211; Ce s-a intamplat? &#8211; Nu stiu ce sa ma mai fac. De fiecare data cand sotul meu vine acasa baut, ma bate de ma rupe. &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[421,689],"class_list":["post-7115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bancuri","tag-casnicie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}