{"id":721,"date":"2008-04-13T20:02:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-13T17:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/04\/13\/jane-si-tarzan\/"},"modified":"2008-04-13T20:02:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-13T17:02:00","slug":"jane-si-tarzan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/04\/jane-si-tarzan\/","title":{"rendered":"Jane si Tarzan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ajunge Jane in jungla si cand da cu ochii de Tarzan vanjos si viguros o cam trec sudorile si ii trec prin cap mii de nastrusnicii.<br \/>&#8211; Mai Tarzane, da\u2019 tu barbat singur pe-aici prin jungla\u2026 cum te descurci cu amorul?<br \/>&#8211; Da\u2019 ce e aia facut amor?<br \/>Jane ii explica in mare cam despre ce e vorba, la care Tarzan:<br \/>&#8211; Pai cu copacul ala cu o scorbura mica \u2026<br \/>&#8211; Vaaaaaaaaiii, Tarzane, se poate sa prapadesti tu frumusete de barbatie pe o scorbura in copac?<br \/>Si se dezbraca Jane, se intinde pe iarba si ii indica lui Tarzan unde trebuie sa introduca obiectul. Tarzan se uita cu atentie, isi ia avant si ii trage lui Jane un picior in locul sensibil de vede fata stele verzi.<br \/>&#8211; Da\u2019 de ce facusi asta, mai omule???, zice Jane incovrigata de durere.<br  \/>&#8211; Tarzan verifica intotdeauna daca sunt albine!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ajunge Jane in jungla si cand da cu ochii de Tarzan vanjos si viguros o cam trec sudorile si ii trec prin cap mii de nastrusnicii.&#8211; Mai Tarzane, da\u2019 tu barbat singur pe-aici prin jungla\u2026 &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-721","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=721"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/721\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=721"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=721"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=721"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}