{"id":7260,"date":"2010-02-04T13:55:24","date_gmt":"2010-02-04T10:55:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=7260"},"modified":"2010-02-04T13:55:24","modified_gmt":"2010-02-04T10:55:24","slug":"alien-versus-homo-sapiens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/02\/alien-versus-homo-sapiens\/","title":{"rendered":"Alien versus homo sapiens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0 Cercet\u0103torii britanici lovesc din nou! De data aceasta, distin\u015fii oameni de \u015ftiin\u0163\u0103 au reu\u015fit s\u0103 dezlege misterul apari\u0163iei vie\u0163ii pe Terra, at\u00e2t de contestat \u00eentre laici \u015fi biserico\u015fi. Astfel, britanicul get-beget <strong>Chandra Wickramasinghe<\/strong> afrim\u0103 c\u0103 oamenii sunt, de fapt, de origine extraterestr\u0103, baz\u00e2ndu-se pe un studiu al s\u0103u legat de sisteme solare, comete \u015fi microbi care c\u0103l\u0103toresc interplanetar iar apoi se reproduc \u00een draci. Cu alte cuvinte, oamenii \u015fi via\u0163a de pe planeta albastr\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi au originile \u00eentr-o colonie de microorganisme care, s\u0103tule de condi\u0163iile precare de via\u0163\u0103 \u015fi de \u015fomajul tot mai ridicat de pe planeta X, aflat\u0103 \u00eentr-un col\u0163 al galaxiei Y, au decis c\u0103 este cazul s\u0103 emigreze c\u0103tre planete mai calde \u015fi cu posibilit\u0103\u0163i de dezvoltare mai mari. \u015ei uite a\u015fa, \u015fi-au adunat bruma lor de zestre \u00een trolley-ul ponosit r\u0103mas de la bunici, au prins cometa de \u015fapte jumate \u015fi au plecat la drum. Dup\u0103 ani-lumin\u0103, au ajuns pe Terra, unde au g\u0103sit r\u00e2uri cristaline, verdea\u0163\u0103, iarb\u0103, carne de  porc \u015fi mult spa\u0163iu pentru a se l\u0103f\u0103i \u00een voie. \u015ei, genera\u0163ii dup\u0103 genera\u0163ii, microbii au crescut \u00eentr-un an c\u00e2t al\u0163ii \u00een zece \u015fi au ajuns maimu\u0163e \u015fi apoi oameni. Q.e.d.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0 Ca o recompens\u0103 maxim\u0103 pentru studiul \u015fi rezultatele fascinante ale britanicului Chandra, \u00eel invit\u0103m pe acesta pe t\u0103r\u00e2murile mioritice pentru a observa \u00een clar originea extraterestr\u0103 a speciei umane, aici p\u0103str\u00e2ndu-se nealterate tr\u0103s\u0103turile <em>aliene<\/em>. Omul va fi fericit s\u0103 g\u0103seasc\u0103 oamenii-st\u00e2rci din lanul de porumb, cu ochii bulbuca\u0163i \u015fi ro\u015fii, humanoizii-t\u00e2r\u00e2tori, cu fa\u0163a buh\u0103it\u0103 \u015fi afla\u0163i \u00eentr-o simbioz\u0103 perfect\u0103 cu moleculele de alcool sau bipezii-tuciurii, atra\u015fi mai mereu de metale grele \u015fi foarte grele. Atunci s\u0103 te \u0163ii studii!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0 Cercet\u0103torii britanici lovesc din nou! De data aceasta, distin\u015fii oameni de \u015ftiin\u0163\u0103 au reu\u015fit s\u0103 dezlege misterul apari\u0163iei vie\u0163ii pe Terra, at\u00e2t de contestat \u00eentre laici \u015fi biserico\u015fi. Astfel, britanicul get-beget Chandra Wickramasinghe afrim\u0103 &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,103],"tags":[728,1279,2079,2132,2303,3221,3552],"class_list":["post-7260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aberatia-de-intelect","category-promo","tag-cercetatori","tag-extraterestru","tag-microbi","tag-mister","tag-oameni","tag-studiu","tag-viata"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7260"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7260\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}