\u0162rrrrr!<\/p>\n
-Oh, yes…<\/p>\n
-…\u0103\u0103\u0103, alo..!<\/p>\n
-Yeeees…<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, te-ai prostit, ce-ai??<\/p>\n
-Sorry sir, but can you speak english?<\/p>\n
-Boc, te sparg!<\/p>\n
-Sorry?<\/p>\n
-Boc!<\/p>\n
-Hi, hi, ce-mi place accentul meu!<\/p>\n
-B\u0103h, Boc, e\u015fti praf. Uite, m-am enervat \u015fi-o s\u0103-l sun pe Geoan\u0103 s\u0103-l \u00eentreb unde mai candideaz\u0103, s\u0103 fac mi\u015fto de el.<\/p>\n
-Hi, hi, p\u0103i candideaz\u0103 acum la partid…<\/p>\n
-Da, b\u0103h, \u015ftiu. Omul candidat. \u015ei pierz\u0103tor, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-Hi, hi!<\/p>\n
-Boc, de ce r\u00e2zi? C\u0103 nici tu nu e\u015fti mai breaz. R\u00e2zi de necazul omului?<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i…<\/p>\n
-Ce p\u0103i? Nu-l vezi s\u0103racu\u2019 c\u00e2t se chinuie s\u0103 fac\u0103 ceva \u015fi nu-i iese? E \u015fi el un suflet.<\/p>\n
-Da, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i…<\/p>\n
-A\u015fa, Boc! H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, b\u0103h da\u2019 ce repede pui tu botul! H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103, ce credeai, c\u0103 mi-e mil\u0103 de Geoan\u0103? H\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i…<\/p>\n
-Piticule, \u00eemi place de tine! Mic \u015fi credul, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
-P\u0103i…<\/p>\n
-Mai termin\u0103 cu p\u0103i-urile astea. Zi ceva, dac\u0103 ai de zis, dac\u0103 nu, valea!<\/p>\n
-V\u0103 rog, mai \u00eemi spune\u0163i un banc…?<\/p>\n
-Un banc? Hai, b\u0103h, Boc, c\u0103-\u0163i spun unul scurt.<\/p>\n
-Da, da, mul\u0163umesc, mul\u0163umesc, hi, hi!<\/p>\n
-A\u015fa. Fii atent, Boc. Era un pitic \u015fi intr\u0103 \u00eentr-un bar…<\/p>\n
-A\u015fa…<\/p>\n
-Taci, m\u0103h! Deci, intr\u0103 piticul \u00eentr-un bar, se duce la tejghea \u015fi cere de b\u0103ut. Numai c\u0103 era at\u00e2t de pitic \u00eenc\u00e2t nu ajungea sus, la barman. \u015ei striga de jos, ca prostul.<\/p>\n
-Ce, ce?<\/p>\n
-S\u0103-i dea de b\u0103ut, normal! \u015ei tot striga, \u015fi nimeni. \u015ei atunci, se duce piticul dup\u0103 bar, s\u0103 vad\u0103 ce se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103. \u015ei c\u00e2nd colo, ce s\u0103 vezi?<\/p>\n
-Ce, ce, ce?<\/p>\n
-Era pre\u015fedintele \u0163\u0103rii, b\u0103h, cu o pancart\u0103 pe care scria \u201eBoc, e\u015fti un mare dobitoc, treci la treab\u0103 c\u0103 te storc!\u201d, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n
Clanc!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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