{"id":738,"date":"2008-04-10T16:43:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-10T13:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/04\/10\/politisti-si-capitale\/"},"modified":"2008-04-10T16:43:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-10T13:43:00","slug":"politisti-si-capitale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/04\/politisti-si-capitale\/","title":{"rendered":"Politisti si capitale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La Politie au loc calific\u00e3ri de cadre. Vine seful  si le spune politistilor:<br \/>&#8211; B\u00e3ieti, la noi \u00een tar\u00e3 au \u00eenceput s\u00e3 vin\u00e3 tot  felul de str\u00e3ini si ni s-a cerut s\u00e3 v\u00e3 supunem unui examen de cunostinte  generale. Vi se cere s\u00e3 cunoasteti capitalele t\u00e3rilor mai importante. Asa c\u00e3  luati dou\u00e3 s\u00e3pt\u00e3m\u00e2ni de permisie si \u00eenv\u00e3tati capitalele.<br \/>Se duc politistii  acas\u00e3, se pun cu burta pe carte si se \u00eentorc peste dou\u00e3 s\u00e3pt\u00e3m\u00e2ni.<br \/>Seful \u00eei  \u00eentreab\u00e3:<br \/>&#8211; Ati \u00eenv\u00e3tat capitalele?<br \/>&#8211; Daaa&#8230;<br \/>&#8211; Bine, ia s\u00e3-mi spun\u00e3  cineva ce capital\u00e3 are Marea Britanie.<br \/>Peste politisti se las\u00e3 o tacere grea.  Se aude o voce timid\u00e3 din sal\u00e3:<br \/>&#8211; Bine, sefu&#8217;, dar dumneavoastr\u00e3 ne-ati spus  s\u00e3 \u00eenv\u00e3t\u00e3m capitale de t\u00e3ri, nu de  m\u00e3ri. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La Politie au loc calific\u00e3ri de cadre. Vine seful si le spune politistilor:&#8211; B\u00e3ieti, la noi \u00een tar\u00e3 au \u00eenceput s\u00e3 vin\u00e3 tot felul de str\u00e3ini si ni s-a cerut s\u00e3 v\u00e3 supunem unui examen &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=738"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}