{"id":743,"date":"2008-04-09T16:28:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-09T13:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/04\/09\/un-tip-ii-povesteste-amicului-cel-mai-bun\/"},"modified":"2008-04-09T16:28:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-09T13:28:00","slug":"un-tip-ii-povesteste-amicului-cel-mai-bun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/04\/un-tip-ii-povesteste-amicului-cel-mai-bun\/","title":{"rendered":"Un tip ii povesteste amicului cel mai bun:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>-Bai, ce lux avea ala in casa care a dat petrecerea de aseara &#8230;<br \/>&#8211; Ce lux, nene ?<br \/>&#8211; Bai, si buda era de aur !!!<br \/>&#8211; Du-te d-acilea ! N-are cum !<br \/>Pleaca impreuna la resedinta unde fusese &#8222;dezmatul&#8221; cu o seara inainte. Raspunde la usa sotia proprietarului.<br \/>&#8211; Sar&#8217;mana, doamna !<br \/>&#8211; Buna ziua !<br \/>&#8211; Stiti, eu am fost la petrecerea dvs de aseara si i-am povestit amicului ca aveti si buda din aur, iar el nu ma crede. Ne lasati un pic inauntru ca sa-i demonstrez ?<br \/>Se aude vocea sotului:<br  \/>&#8211; Cine-i, draga ?<br \/>&#8211; A, niste amici de-ai tai, raspunde sotia, dar vino incoace sa afli si tu cine ti s-a cacat in trombon!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>-Bai, ce lux avea ala in casa care a dat petrecerea de aseara &#8230;&#8211; Ce lux, nene ?&#8211; Bai, si buda era de aur !!!&#8211; Du-te d-acilea ! N-are cum !Pleaca impreuna la resedinta unde &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-743","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/743","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=743"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/743\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=743"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=743"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=743"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}