{"id":7586,"date":"2010-03-01T17:51:07","date_gmt":"2010-03-01T14:51:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=7586"},"modified":"2010-03-01T17:51:07","modified_gmt":"2010-03-01T14:51:07","slug":"ultima-fita","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/03\/ultima-fita\/","title":{"rendered":"Ultima fi\u0163\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7587\" title=\"pentru cei fara coaie\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/pentru-cei-fara-coaie-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"pentru cei fara coaie\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" \/>Masculii fioro\u015fi, frustra\u0163i \u015fi complexa\u0163i s\u0103tui de moda cu \u0163\u00e2\u0163e pe-afar\u0103 \u015fi buci descoperite, au creat fi\u0163a suprem\u0103. Masculin\u0103. P\u0103i \u015fi domnii trebuie s\u0103 fie \u00een pas cu moda, mai ceva ca doamnele. \u015ei dac\u0103 \u015fi ei dispun de organe d\u0103t\u0103toare de pl\u0103ceri trec\u0103toare, de ce s\u0103 nu le afi\u015feze \u015fi dumnealor? Sau m\u0103car s\u0103 arate c\u0103 au ceva \u00een pantaloni. Sau pe pantaloni dup\u0103 caz.<\/p>\n<p>Astfel, cei complexa\u0163i de un falus care se joac\u0103 de-a fa\u0163a-ascunselea \u00eentre picioare \u015fi vegeta\u0163ia \u00eenconjur\u0103toare \u015fi pentru cei excentrici \u015fi m\u00e2ndri de dotarea din parcarea pelvian\u0103 au acum la dispozi\u0163ie panatlonii cu exces de material \u00een form\u0103 de coco\u015fel juc\u0103u\u015f \u015fi mititel. Fix \u00een zona coco\u015felului.<\/p>\n<p>Avantaje:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0  Poate folosi pe post de cuier.<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Se pot inventa po\u015fete \u015fi accesorii pentru domni \u2013 dezvoltarea unei noi industrii, crearea de locuri de munc\u0103, sus\u0163inerea economiei<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Poate \u00eenlocui cu succes adev\u0103rata bijuterie printr-o \u00eent\u0103ritur\u0103 metalic\u0103 a materialului.<\/p>\n<p>Dezavantaje:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 C\u0103l\u0103toritul cu mijloacele de transport \u00een comun. Dup\u0103 o sta\u0163ie Roman\u0103 \u2013 Victoriei \u00een drum spre munc\u0103 diminea\u0163a cu siguran\u0163\u0103 ar ie\u015fi cam bo\u0163it<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Riscul de po\u015fete \u00een cap de la persoanele care nu sunt \u00een pas cu moda \u015fi care s-ar sim\u0163i incomod \u00een \u00eenghesuiala din troleu.<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Pentru cei hetero exist\u0103 riscul de atragere a persoanele de acela\u015fi sex.<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Aten\u0163ie mare la nevoiele fiziologice! S\u0103 nu scutura\u0163i din gre\u015feal\u0103 doar materialul.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/pinguinulfurios.wordpress.com\/\">Pinguinulfurios<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Masculii fioro\u015fi, frustra\u0163i \u015fi complexa\u0163i s\u0103tui de moda cu \u0163\u00e2\u0163e pe-afar\u0103 \u015fi buci descoperite, au creat fi\u0163a suprem\u0103. Masculin\u0103. P\u0103i \u015fi domnii trebuie s\u0103 fie \u00een pas cu moda, mai ceva ca doamnele. \u015ei dac\u0103 &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":11,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,103],"tags":[1292,1353,2148,2466],"class_list":["post-7586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mondenarii","category-promo","tag-falus","tag-fita","tag-moda","tag-penis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7586"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7586\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}