{"id":7639,"date":"2010-03-05T15:49:15","date_gmt":"2010-03-05T12:49:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=7639"},"modified":"2010-03-05T15:49:15","modified_gmt":"2010-03-05T12:49:15","slug":"un-martisor-de-cosmar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/03\/un-martisor-de-cosmar\/","title":{"rendered":"Un m\u0103r\u0163i\u015for de co\u015fmar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u0162rrrr!<\/p>\n<p>-Da!<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103h, ce-mi place afar\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>-S\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i, de ce? C\u0103 e frig\u2026<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103h, Boc, tu nu \u015ftii s\u0103 apreciezi nimic. Ce dac\u0103-i frig\u00a0? \u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 merge vinul fiert ca uns, b\u0103h, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>-Da, a\u015fa e. Dar eu prefer sucul de portocale. \u015ei pe frig nu-l pot bea.<\/p>\n<p>-Boc, tu ar\u0103\u0163i ca o portocal\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>-Da, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103h, \u015fi \u015ftii de ce mai \u00eemi place afar\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>-Nu, de ce\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>-Pentru c\u0103 oric\u00e2t de frig ar fi, tu tot pitic r\u0103m\u00e2i, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>-Hi, hi\u2026<\/p>\n<p>-Hai c\u0103 e\u015fti simpatic. B\u0103h, Boc, fii atent ce-am f\u0103cut\u2026<\/p>\n<p>-Ce, ce\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>-Stai, m\u0103, c\u0103-\u0163i spun.<\/p>\n<p>-C\u00e2nd, c\u00e2nd\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>-Boc, te pleznesc\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>-M\u0103 ierta\u0163i&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-A\u015fa&#8230; Fii atent, am fost s\u0103 cump\u0103r m\u0103r\u0163i\u015foare pentru duduile din familie.<\/p>\n<p>-A\u015fa&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Taci, m\u0103!&#8230; \u015ei m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam eu c\u0103 lu\u2019 aia mic\u0103 nu-i mai iau nimic, oricum nu \u00een\u0163elege ea ce-i cu \u015fnurul \u0103la ro\u015fu cu alb.<\/p>\n<p>-\u00ceh\u00ee&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Lu\u2019 aia mare \u00eei iau mai bine o sticl\u0103 de ceva, m\u0103 \u00een\u0163elegi&#8230; E fata lu\u2019 tata, b\u0103h, Boc, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>-Hi, hi!<\/p>\n<p>-\u015ei lu\u2019 nevast\u0103-mea am zis c\u0103 mai bine \u00eei cump\u0103r un buchet de flori, ceva, s\u0103 fiu galant, m\u0103-n\u0163elegi&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Foarte frumos!<\/p>\n<p>-Mai taci, b\u0103h! Nu e nimic frumos. C\u0103 am ajuns \u00een t\u00e2rg s\u0103 iau m\u0103r\u0163i\u015foare \u015fi ce crezi c-am v\u0103zut?<\/p>\n<p>-P\u0103i, cu i-a\u0163i mai luat, c\u0103 parc\u0103 v-a\u0163i hot\u0103r\u00e2t la altceva\u2026\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>-Piticule, un marinar r\u0103m\u00e2ne  un marinar. Exist\u0103 porturi \u00een care mai descarci marf\u0103 din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, pricepi\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>-Nu.<\/p>\n<p>-E\u015fti prost, b\u0103h\u00a0! Trebuia s\u0103 mai iau un m\u0103r\u0163i\u015for pentru cineva, da\u00a0?<\/p>\n<p>-Da, s\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i\u00a0!<\/p>\n<p>-\u015ei m-am speriat, b\u0103h, Boc\u00a0! Eu, b\u0103tr\u00e2n lup de mare, trecut prin valuri, furtuni, dispute politice, m-am speriat!<\/p>\n<p>-De ce?<\/p>\n<p>-Un adev\u0103rat co\u015fmar, Boc&#8230; Am scurs lacrimi, mi-au tremurat picioarele, m-am panicat, Boc&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Domnule pre\u015fedinte, este \u00een regul\u0103. Sunte\u0163i \u00een siguran\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>-B\u0103h, Boc, nici nu \u015ftii prin ce clipe am trecut&#8230; Nici nu \u015ftii ce am v\u0103zut pe tarabe&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Ce, ce?<\/p>\n<p>-Uite, \u0163i-am trimis prin MMS, pe telefon.<\/p>\n<p>-Sta\u0163i a\u015fa&#8230; Gata, am primit. Sta\u0163i s\u0103 v\u0103d.<\/p>\n<p>-Zi, b\u0103h, Boc&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>-Hi, hi, hi, hi!<\/p>\n<p>Clanc!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"highslide\" onclick=\"return vz.expand(this)\" href=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/martisor1.JPG\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-7640\" title=\"martisor\" src=\"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/martisor1-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"martisor\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u0162rrrr! -Da! -B\u0103h, ce-mi place afar\u0103! -S\u0103 tr\u0103i\u0163i, de ce? C\u0103 e frig\u2026 -B\u0103h, Boc, tu nu \u015ftii s\u0103 apreciezi nimic. Ce dac\u0103-i frig\u00a0? \u00censeamn\u0103 c\u0103 merge vinul fiert ca uns, b\u0103h, h\u0103, h\u0103, h\u0103\u00a0! &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[103,26],"tags":[520,918,2007,2013,2527],"class_list":["post-7639","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-promo","category-telefonul-fara-stil","tag-boc","tag-cosmar","tag-marinar","tag-martisor","tag-pitic"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7639","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7639"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7639\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7639"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7639"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7639"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}