{"id":764,"date":"2008-04-04T19:53:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-04T16:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/04\/04\/la-fbi-se-fac-angajari\/"},"modified":"2008-04-04T19:53:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-04T16:53:00","slug":"la-fbi-se-fac-angajari","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/04\/la-fbi-se-fac-angajari\/","title":{"rendered":"La FBI se fac angajari."},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>La interviu se prezinta trei tipi. Interviul are loc \u00een biroul sefului FBI.<br \/>Intra primul - John. Seful FBI \u00eei  da un pistol si \u00eei spune:<br \/>- \u00cen biroul de alaturi se afla sotia ta. Intra si \u00eempusc-o.<br \/>- Nici nu ma g\u00eendesc, zice tipul si pleaca.<br \/>Intra al doilea candidat - Jim. Istoria se repeta: seful FBI \u00eei da pistolul si-l invita sa-si \u00eempuste nevasta. Dupa 10 minute, tipul se hotaraste ca nevasta-sa e mai importanta dec\u00eet job-ul la FBI si pleaca.<br \/>Intra ultimul - Tom. Acesta ia pistolul si este de acord sa-si \u00eempuste nevasta. Intra \u00een birou, iar seful FBI aude 6 \u00eempuscaturi, bubuituri si strigate. Tom iese afara dupa o vreme, plin de s\u00eenge si spune:<br \/>- Nu stiu ce idiot a pus gloante oarbe \u00een pistol... A trebuit s-o omor cu scaunul!<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La interviu se prezinta trei tipi. Interviul are loc \u00een biroul sefului FBI.Intra primul &#8211; John. Seful FBI \u00eei da un pistol si \u00eei spune:- \u00cen biroul de alaturi se afla sotia ta. Intra si &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=764"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/764\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=764"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=764"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=764"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}