{"id":7664,"date":"2010-03-09T10:02:20","date_gmt":"2010-03-09T07:02:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=7664"},"modified":"2010-03-09T10:02:20","modified_gmt":"2010-03-09T07:02:20","slug":"cacatul-din-noi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/03\/cacatul-din-noi\/","title":{"rendered":"C\u0103catul din noi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0 C\u0103catul, fie c\u0103 vrem, fie c\u0103 nu vrem, este parte din noi. A\u015fa dizgra\u0163ios, cum \u00eel vede orice biped s\u0103n\u0103tos la cap, c\u0103catul ne \u00eenso\u0163e\u015fte de la prima suflare p\u00e2na la ultima, evolu\u00e2nd odat\u0103 cu fiecare dintre noi. Este ca un al doilea <em>alter-ego<\/em>, c\u0103p\u0103t\u00e2nd forme \u015fi influen\u0163e aflate \u00eentr-o str\u00e2ns\u0103 comuniune cu hrana material\u0103 \u015fi spiritual\u0103 pe care o \u00eengurgit\u0103m de-a lungul vremii. C\u0103catul ne este \u00eenger \u015fi demon, c\u0103ci, nu-i a\u015fa, nu-i bine cu el dar mai \u00a0r\u0103u f\u0103r\u0103 el. \u00cencerc\u0103m toat\u0103 existen\u0163a s\u0103-i d\u0103m drumul, s\u0103 rupem rela\u0163ia cu aceast\u0103\u00a0 entitate puturoas\u0103\u00a0 care ne l\u0103rge\u015fte cururile \u015fi, paradoxal, o facem cu o pl\u0103cere sadic\u0103, sor\u0103 cu un amalgam de r\u00e2s \u015fi pl\u00e2ns, a\u015ftept\u00e2nd \u00een obscuritatea sufletului urm\u0103toarea ceart\u0103 cu monstrul c\u0103c\u0103niu din ad\u00e2ncurile noastre.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0 Sunt oameni care ador\u0103 c\u0103catul. \u00cel venereaz\u0103 at\u00e2t de mult \u00eenc\u00e2t scopul lor \u00een via\u0163\u0103 va fi s\u0103 nu rateze nicio gr\u0103mad\u0103 de fecale care ar putea s\u0103 le ias\u0103 \u00een drum. Fiecare c\u0103c\u0103\u0163el intrat \u00een c\u00e2mpul vizual al lor \u00eei va \u00eenduio\u015fa p\u00e2n\u0103 la lacrimi, ridic\u00e2ndu-\u015fi m\u00e2nu\u0163ele \u015fi implor\u00e2nd infantil ajutor. Iar ei, iubitorii de c\u0103cat, \u00eel vor lua ca atare, \u00een bra\u0163e, \u015fi se vor m\u00e2nji suflete\u015fte cu materia ur\u00e2t mirositoare, p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd <em>\u00cempu\u0163iciunea Sa<\/em> se va topi de tot. \u015ei tot a\u015fa, din c\u0103cat \u00een c\u0103cat, oamenii pro-fecale \u00ee\u015fi vor urma calea, sper\u00e2nd de fiecare dat\u0103 la o gr\u0103mad\u0103 \u015fi mai mare, \u015fi mai mare, regl\u00e2ndu-\u015fi standardele dup\u0103 regula nescris\u0103 a unui cerc vicios de rahat.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0 Cine intr\u0103 \u00een c\u0103cat o face cu bun\u0103 \u015ftiin\u0163\u0103. Orice situa\u0163ie ur\u00e2t mirositoare \u015fi \u00eembr\u0103\u0163i\u015fat\u0103  cu ardoare va aduce dup\u0103 sine o alta, \u015fi apoi o alta \u015fi tot a\u015fa. C\u0103catul devine drog iar sclavii acestei dependen\u0163e vor intra \u00een sevraj \u00een fiecare clip\u0103 a existen\u0163ei lor lipsit\u0103 de fecale. Vor c\u0103uta dispera\u0163i minutele m\u00e2njite intens pentru a-\u015fi satisface pofta nebun\u0103 de mizerie, f\u0103r\u0103 a-\u015fi doza \u00een vreun fel por\u0163iile luate. \u00centr-un final, c\u0103catul va ajunge deasupra lor, \u00eengrop\u00e2ndu-i maiestuos, al\u0103turi de viermii afla\u0163i \u00een universul etern al celor doi metri de sub scoar\u0163a terestr\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0 C\u0103catul, fie c\u0103 vrem, fie c\u0103 nu vrem, este parte din noi. 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