{"id":7678,"date":"2010-03-01T13:30:53","date_gmt":"2010-03-01T10:30:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=7678"},"modified":"2010-03-01T13:30:53","modified_gmt":"2010-03-01T10:30:53","slug":"steaua-de-la-rasarit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/03\/steaua-de-la-rasarit\/","title":{"rendered":"Steaua de la r\u0103s\u0103rit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dupa ce a examinat-o temeinic pe domnisoara, ginecologul spune:<br \/>\n&#8211; Deci, cand va vedeti sotul asta-seara &#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu sunt maritata domnule doctor!<br \/>\n-Atunci, cand va vedeti logodnicul &#8230;..<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu sunt nici logodita&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Sa zicem atunci, prietenul &#8230;<br \/>\n&#8211; Nu am nici un prieten si, pana acum, nu am avut nimic cu vreun barbat!<br \/>\nGanditor, doctorul se duce la geam si priveste in zare.<br \/>\nSaturandu-se sa stea cu picioarele  in sus, duduia intreaba:<br \/>\n&#8211; La ce priviti atat de atent domnule doctor?<br \/>\n&#8211; Astept un pic! Ultima data cand s-a intamplat ceva asemanator, a aparut la rasarit o stea!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dupa ce a examinat-o temeinic pe domnisoara, ginecologul spune: &#8211; Deci, cand va vedeti sotul asta-seara &#8230; &#8211; Nu sunt maritata domnule doctor! -Atunci, cand va vedeti logodnicul &#8230;.. &#8211; Nu sunt nici logodita&#8230; &#8211; &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[422,1108,1314],"class_list":["post-7678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bancuri-2010","tag-doctor","tag-fecioara"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7678","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7678"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7678\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}