{"id":7754,"date":"2010-03-19T17:08:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-19T14:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=7754"},"modified":"2010-03-19T17:08:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-19T14:08:00","slug":"casa-de-marcat-si-gradina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/03\/casa-de-marcat-si-gradina\/","title":{"rendered":"Casa de marcat \u015fi gr\u0103dina"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri, Ia\u015fiul a fost \u00een s\u0103rb\u0103toare. Dup\u0103 ce au auzit de Mr. Vain doar la radio \u015fi l-au v\u0103zut pe Mr. Proper doar de la televizor, c\u00e2teva sute de ie\u015feni s-au \u00eembulzit care mai de care s\u0103 profite de ospitalitatea lui Mr. Bricolage,  care, ajuns de cur\u00e2nd \u00een ora\u015f, \u015fi-a deschis spre vizitare casa \u015fi gr\u0103dina.<\/p>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/ivm.inin.ro\/js\/embed.js?id=cE2bKQeVFjQ&amp;width=480&amp;height=380&amp;autoplay=0\" type=\"text\/javascript\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Aflat \u00een concediu f\u0103r\u0103 plat\u0103 la Ia\u015fi, reporterul sub acoperire al Revistei Cioburi s-a trezit f\u0103r\u0103 voia lui \u00een mijlocul furnicarului de oameni gata s\u0103 se calce \u00een picioare, veni\u0163i s\u0103 mai cumpere c\u00e2te una-alta pentru gospod\u0103rie. De\u015fi nu a izbutit nici m\u0103car p\u00e2n\u0103 la finalul incursiunii sale s\u0103-\u015fi procure am\u0103r\u00e2tul de cle\u015fte de cuie dup\u0103 care venise, a reu\u015fit cu greu, dar a reu\u015fit, s\u0103 smulg\u0103 c\u00e2teva declara\u0163ii la cald c\u00e2torva dintre participa\u0163ii la asalt, spre ie\u015fire, la coada de la cas\u0103.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Reporter: <\/strong>Astea\u2019s condi\u0163ii?<br \/>\n<strong>Nea\u2019 Mitic\u00ee (t\u00e2mplar din tat\u0103-n fiu)<\/strong>: B\u0103i, fr\u0103\u0163ioari, ie nebunii&#8230; Io am vinit ca omu\u2019 s\u00ee-mi cump\u00eer o borma\u015f\u00een\u0103 c\u0103 m\u0103 s\u0103turasem s\u00ee tot dau g\u0103uri cu burghiu\u2019 \u015f\u00ee \u0103\u015ftia m\u0103 calc\u0103-n pi\u015fioari. Halal iededuca\u0163ie! S\u00ee li fii ru\u015fini! Uiti dimocra\u0163ii!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Reporter: <\/strong>Cum e, bre? \u00cenghesuial\u0103 mare?<br \/>\n<strong>Mo\u015f Timofte (bunic, venit la Ia\u015fi la nepo\u0163i)<\/strong>: Taic\u00ee, n-am v\u0103zut at\u00e2ta lume di c\u00e2nd venea circu-n sat. Parc\u00ee-a-nnebunit lumea!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Reporter<\/strong><strong>: <\/strong>A\u0163i reu\u015fit? A\u0163i g\u0103sit ce-a\u0163i vrut?<br \/>\n<strong>Tanti Lenu\u0163a (gestionar\u0103)<\/strong>: Da. Io m\u00ee bucur c-am reu\u015fit s\u00ee g\u0103sesc mu\u015fama d-asta \u00eenflorat\u00ee. Aia vechii se to\u015fisi \u015fi era p\u0103cat s\u00ee nu profit di ofert\u00ee.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Reporter: <\/strong>Ce-ave\u0163i acolo? E de firm\u0103?<br \/>\n<strong>Nea Vorone\u0163 (om la locul lui)<\/strong> : Abia ce-am apucat s\u00ee iau \u015fi io o drujb\u00ee. Mai vroiam una \u015fi pentru cumnat\u00ee-miu, da\u2019 la ce nebunii ie aicea am l\u00eesat-o balt\u00ee. Auzi, ia uiti-ti tu, c\u0103 ie\u015fti mai t\u00e2n\u0103r \u015fi io n-am ochelarii la mini. Ari cod di bari sau nu?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Reporter: <\/strong>Sunte\u0163i nervos, ce s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat?<br \/>\n<strong>Vi\u015fan ( zidar priceput cu blugii rup\u0163i \u00een cur)<\/strong>: &#8216;Tu-le muma-n cur cu rafturili lor cu tot. Mi-am rupt blugii c\u00e2nd m\u0103 coco\u0163am dup\u00ee un sac di rigips. Asta-i b\u00eetaii di joc!<\/p>\n<p>Cam at\u00e2t. La ie\u015firea din magazin, reporterul nostru a fost preluat de un agent de paz\u0103 pe motiv c\u0103 ar avea cuie \u00een talp\u0103. Din fericire pentru cei prezen\u0163i, problema s-a l\u0103murit f\u0103r\u0103 ca acesta s\u0103 fi fost nevoit s\u0103 se descal\u0163e.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ieri, Ia\u015fiul a fost \u00een s\u0103rb\u0103toare. Dup\u0103 ce au auzit de Mr. Vain doar la radio \u015fi l-au v\u0103zut pe Mr. Proper doar de la televizor, c\u00e2teva sute de ie\u015feni s-au \u00eembulzit care mai de &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[101,103],"tags":[195,674,1514,2185,2708],"class_list":["post-7754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-martor-si-tartor","category-promo","tag-aglomeratie","tag-casa","tag-gradina","tag-mr-bricolage","tag-promotie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7754","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7754"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7754\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}