{"id":784,"date":"2008-04-03T00:52:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-02T21:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/04\/03\/un-politist-opreste-un-barbat-pentru-depasirea-vitezei-legale-si-ii-cere-sa-se-dea-jos-din-masina\/"},"modified":"2008-04-03T00:52:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-02T21:52:00","slug":"un-politist-opreste-un-barbat-pentru-depasirea-vitezei-legale-si-ii-cere-sa-se-dea-jos-din-masina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/04\/un-politist-opreste-un-barbat-pentru-depasirea-vitezei-legale-si-ii-cere-sa-se-dea-jos-din-masina\/","title":{"rendered":"Un politist opreste un barbat pentru depasirea vitezei legale si ii cere sa se dea jos din masina."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dupa ce il examineaza din cap pana in picioare, politistul spune:<br \/>&#8211; Domnule, nu va suparati, insa observ ca aveti ochii rosii. Ati baut cumva?<br \/>Barbatul, indignat, ii raspunde:<br \/>&#8211; Domnule politist,  si eu vad ca dvs. aveti ochii maronii. Ati mancat cumva gogosi?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dupa ce il examineaza din cap pana in picioare, politistul spune:&#8211; Domnule, nu va suparati, insa observ ca aveti ochii rosii. Ati baut cumva?Barbatul, indignat, ii raspunde:&#8211; Domnule politist, si eu vad ca dvs. aveti &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=784"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}