{"id":791,"date":"2008-04-02T12:45:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-02T09:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/04\/02\/un-oltean-se-suie-intr-un-autobuz\/"},"modified":"2008-04-02T12:45:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-02T09:45:00","slug":"un-oltean-se-suie-intr-un-autobuz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/04\/un-oltean-se-suie-intr-un-autobuz\/","title":{"rendered":"Un oltean se suie intr-un autobuz&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Un oltean se suie intr-un autobuz, se duce si perforeaza un bilet, dupa care mai perforeaza inca unul. Un calatotor il intreaba:<br \/>&#8211; Scuzati-ma, de ce ati perforat 2 bilete?<br \/>&#8211; Pai daca il pierd pe primul si vine controlorul, sa il am pe al doilea.<br \/>&#8211; Bine, si daca le pierdeti pe amandoua?<br  \/>&#8211; Pai am abonament, ma baiatule!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un oltean se suie intr-un autobuz, se duce si perforeaza un bilet, dupa care mai perforeaza inca unul. Un calatotor il intreaba:&#8211; Scuzati-ma, de ce ati perforat 2 bilete?&#8211; Pai daca il pierd pe primul &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/791","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=791"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/791\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}