{"id":792,"date":"2008-04-02T11:07:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-02T08:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/04\/02\/un-politist-opreste-un-sofer-noaptea\/"},"modified":"2008-04-02T11:07:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-02T08:07:00","slug":"un-politist-opreste-un-sofer-noaptea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/04\/un-politist-opreste-un-sofer-noaptea\/","title":{"rendered":"Un politist opreste un sofer noaptea\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Dom\u2019le, amenda! Te-am prins, te-am ars!<br \/>Uite, ca sa te fac scapat, raspunde la o intrebare: Conduci noaptea; de pe contrasens vezi ca se apropie 2 faruri; ce este?<br \/>&#8211; O masina\u2026<br \/>&#8211; Bine, o masina, da\u2019 ce e? Mercedes, Dacie, Volvo\u2026..? Vad ca nu stii\u2026<br \/>Hai sa iti mai pun o intrebare:conduci noaptea; de pe contrasens vezi  ca se apropie un far; ce este?<br \/>&#8211; O motocicleta\u2026<br \/>&#8211; Bine, dar ce e? Honda, Suzuki, Kawasaki? Vezi ca nu stii? AMENDA scrie pe matale !!<br \/>&#8211; Bine, platesc, da\u2019 vreau sa iti pun si eu o intrebare: conduci noaptea: pe maginea soselei vezi o gagica meseriasa, bulan, balcoane, tot tacamu\u2019; ce este?<br \/>&#8211; O curva, ce sa fie?<br \/>&#8211; Bine, dar cine, ma-ta? sor-ta? nevasta-ta?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; Dom\u2019le, amenda! Te-am prins, te-am ars!Uite, ca sa te fac scapat, raspunde la o intrebare: Conduci noaptea; de pe contrasens vezi ca se apropie 2 faruri; ce este?&#8211; O masina\u2026&#8211; Bine, o masina, da\u2019 &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=792"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/792\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}