{"id":7950,"date":"2010-04-15T14:06:23","date_gmt":"2010-04-15T11:06:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=7950"},"modified":"2010-04-15T14:06:23","modified_gmt":"2010-04-15T11:06:23","slug":"cu-ochii-n-patru","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/04\/cu-ochii-n-patru\/","title":{"rendered":"Cu ochii-n patru"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Nesimi\u0163ire incredibil\u0103! B\u0103taie de joc! Nep\u0103sare! A\u015fa putem caracteriza cele c\u00e2teva \u00eentreb\u0103ri puse de anumi\u0163i cititori speciali\u015ftilor de la <strong><em>Departamentul de Analiz\u0103 Social\u0103<\/em><\/strong> <strong><em>\u015fi Medicin\u0103 Rural\u0103<\/em><\/strong> al <strong>Revistei Cioburi<\/strong>. Dup\u0103 fina analiz\u0103 ab\u0103tut\u0103 asupra neferici\u0163ilor care posed\u0103 picior de lemn, iat\u0103 c\u0103 geniile din redac\u0163ie au fost nevoite s\u0103 lase neterminat nimicul \u00eenceput cam \u00een fiecare zi \u015fi s\u0103 se reuneasc\u0103 de urgen\u0163\u0103 pentru a a\u015fterne ordonat semnele de \u00eentrebare ie\u015fite dintre neuronii stingheri ai fiec\u0103ruia.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0 De vin\u0103 pentru aceste nel\u0103muriri nu sunt al\u0163ii dec\u00e2t neferici\u0163ii cu priviri reci, ignora\u0163i de societate pentru durerea lor, purt\u0103torii de ochi de sticl\u0103. Din nou, <em>ciobarii<\/em> nu au reu\u015fit nici p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u00eenchiderea barului s\u0103 r\u0103spund\u0103 \u00eentreb\u0103rilor de mai jos. S\u0103 le fie ru\u015fine cititorilor care ne-au pus \u00een dificultate:<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>-Oamenilor cu ochi de sticl\u0103 le putem spune c\u0103 sunt oache\u015fi?<\/p>\n<p>-Oamenii cu ochi de sticl\u0103 pot arunca o privire (sau un ochi)?<\/p>\n<p>-Le putem spune oamenilor cu ochi de sticl\u0103 c\u0103 au privirea sticloas\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>-Pe oamenii cu ochi de sticl\u0103 \u00eei putem complimenta cu \u201ece ochi frumos ai\u201d?<\/p>\n<p>-Exist\u0103 ochi de sticl\u0103 din sticl\u0103 de Murano?<\/p>\n<p>-Exist\u0103 ochi de sticl\u0103 din sticl\u0103 termorezistent\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>-Pe oamenii cu ochi de sticl\u0103 \u00eei ustur\u0103 ochii?<\/p>\n<p>-Dac\u0103 oamenilor cu ochi de sticl\u0103 le intr\u0103 fum \u00een ochi, sticla devine fumurie?<\/p>\n<p>-Oamenii cu ochi de  sticl\u0103 poart\u0103 ochelari de protec\u0163ie?<\/p>\n<p>-Oamenilor cu ochi de sticl\u0103 li se topesc ochii dup\u0103 c\u0103ldur\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>-Oamenii cu ochi de sticl\u0103 au privirea clar\u0103 doar dac\u0103 sticla nu e opac\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>-Oamenii cu ochi de sticl\u0103 pot pune ochii pe cineva?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00cenc\u0103 o dat\u0103, mul\u0163umiri celor care ne ureaz\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103tate maxim\u0103. Data viitoare promitem s\u0103 \u015fi glumim.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Nesimi\u0163ire incredibil\u0103! B\u0103taie de joc! Nep\u0103sare! A\u015fa putem caracteriza cele c\u00e2teva \u00eentreb\u0103ri puse de anumi\u0163i cititori speciali\u015ftilor de la Departamentul de Analiz\u0103 Social\u0103 \u015fi Medicin\u0103 Rural\u0103 al Revistei Cioburi. Dup\u0103 fina analiz\u0103 ab\u0103tut\u0103 asupra &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,103],"tags":[772,1727,2303,2314,3200],"class_list":["post-7950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aberatia-de-intelect","category-promo","tag-cioburi","tag-intrebari","tag-oameni","tag-ochi","tag-sticla"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7950"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7950\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}