{"id":797,"date":"2008-04-01T21:52:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-01T18:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/04\/01\/un-tip-racoleaza-o-tipa\/"},"modified":"2008-04-01T21:52:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-01T18:52:00","slug":"un-tip-racoleaza-o-tipa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/04\/un-tip-racoleaza-o-tipa\/","title":{"rendered":"Un tip racoleaza o tipa"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O plateste si intra intr-o camera de motel unde, in timp ce tipul facea dusul de rigoare, tipa constata cu stupoare ca e in  aceea perioada a lunii&#8230;<br \/>&#8222;Ce ma fac? Am primit banii&#8230;tipul e chiar dragut&#8230;as vrea si eu &#8230;o sa sting lumina &#8230;n-o sa-si dea seama si cand se va trezi eu voi fi demult plecata.&#8221;<br \/>Zis si facut. Dupa o noapte furtunoasa, plina de sex, tipul se trezeste si linga el o balta mare de sange si tipa nicaieri&#8230;<br \/>-Am omorat-o! si se duce sa-si verifice pistolul, acesta avea toate gloantele&#8230;<br \/>-Am taiat-o cu cutitul! verifica in bucatarie cutitul, acesta fara urme de sange&#8230;<br \/>-Am taiat-o cu lama! merge in baie , verifica aparatul de barbiarit&#8230; intact.<br \/>Cand ridica capul si se vede in oglinda, striga:<br \/>-Am mancat-o!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O plateste si intra intr-o camera de motel unde, in timp ce tipul facea dusul de rigoare, tipa constata cu stupoare ca e in aceea perioada a lunii&#8230;&#8222;Ce ma fac? Am primit banii&#8230;tipul e chiar &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=797"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/797\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}