{"id":827,"date":"2008-03-31T20:22:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-31T17:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/2008\/03\/31\/doua-blonde-intr-o-oaza-in-sahara-inchiriaza-o-camila-sa-faca-o-excursie\/"},"modified":"2008-03-31T20:22:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-31T17:22:00","slug":"doua-blonde-intr-o-oaza-in-sahara-inchiriaza-o-camila-sa-faca-o-excursie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2008\/03\/doua-blonde-intr-o-oaza-in-sahara-inchiriaza-o-camila-sa-faca-o-excursie\/","title":{"rendered":"Doua blonde intr-o oaza in Sahara inchiriaza o camila sa faca o excursie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Se suie amandoua pe camila si ajung la alta oaza unde innopteaza. Peste noapte camila fuge, asa ca fetele o iau la talpa in continuare, pana la urmatoarea oaza unde reclama disparitia camilei. Ala de acolo le intreaba<br \/>&#8222;Ceva semne particulare, ca sa identificam camila?&#8221;<br \/>Una din blonde, dupa  un timp de gandire:<br \/>&#8222;Are doua cocoase&#8221;.<br \/>Cetateanu&#8217;: &#8222;Stiti, hm.. la noi cam toate camilele au 2 cocoase&#8221;<br \/>Stau blondele si se mai strofoaca<br \/>&#8222;Aaa, stim, are 2 pizde!&#8221;<br \/>Cetateanu : &#8222;Nu se poate doamnelor, cine v-a zis asa ceva???&#8221;<br \/>Blonda: &#8222;Pai in oaza de plecare l-am auzit pe unul zicand: Uite o camila cu doua pizde!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se suie amandoua pe camila si ajung la alta oaza unde innopteaza. Peste noapte camila fuge, asa ca fetele o iau la talpa in continuare, pana la urmatoarea oaza unde reclama disparitia camilei. Ala de &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=827"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}