{"id":8309,"date":"2010-06-03T13:16:54","date_gmt":"2010-06-03T10:16:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=8309"},"modified":"2010-06-03T13:16:54","modified_gmt":"2010-06-03T10:16:54","slug":"nu-ne-distrugeti-presa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/06\/nu-ne-distrugeti-presa\/","title":{"rendered":"Nu ne distruge\u0163i presa!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0 Presa de scandal are p\u0103r\u0163ile ei atractive pentru mase, mai ales c\u00e2nd sunt implicate \u00een joc \u015fi c\u00e2teva perechi de <strong>\u0163\u00e2\u0163e<\/strong>, dou\u0103 trei b\u00e2rfe pe care turma abia a\u015fteapt\u0103 s\u0103 le aud\u0103, poze din casele unor <em>staruri<\/em> \u015fi a\u015fa mai departe. Evident, min\u0163ile odihnite capteaz\u0103 din plin formele \u015fi culorile expuse \u00eentre paginile acestor ziare iar apoi \u00ee\u015fi continu\u0103 somnul nestingherite, a\u015ftept\u00e2nd urm\u0103torul ciclu de oxigen consumat \u00een van.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0 Dar cum fiecare p\u0103dure \u00ee\u015fi are usc\u0103turile ei, trebuie s\u0103 existe c\u00e2te un m\u0103r stricat \u015fi \u00een gr\u0103mada de articole sclipitoare ale tabloidelor. \u015ei, ca un cititor ve\u015fnic interesat de <em>briz-brizurile<\/em> publicate printre paginile cu pricina, r\u0103m\u00e2n profund dezam\u0103git de lipsa profesionalismului a unora dintre cei care \u00ee\u015fi las\u0103 isc\u0103litura pe acolo. De exemplu, dup\u0103 ce m-am delectat cu secretul primei labe a lui Bote (a-propos, Bote \u015fi-a confec\u0163ionat o linie de m\u0103nu\u015fi pentru lab\u0103?), dup\u0103 ce am asistat profund impresionat la disputa dintre Boureanu \u015fi Firea, dup\u0103 ce am admirat ro\u015find c\u00e2teva perechi de <strong>\u0163\u00e2\u0163e<\/strong> \u015fi <strong>cururi<\/strong>, dup\u0103 ce am v\u0103rsat o lacrim\u0103 afl\u00e2nd problemele Mihaelei R\u0103dulescu sau dup\u0103 ce am urmat cu respira\u0163ia t\u0103iat\u0103 firul unei crime comise de un <strong>actor porno<\/strong>, m\u0103 \u00eempiedic de buturuga mic\u0103, \u00eentocmai ca un car mare! P\u0103i, cum, domnule, eu s\u0103 fiu car mare? Da, din moment ce am g\u0103sit \u00een <strong><em>Libertatea  <\/em><\/strong>o \u015ftire de <a href=\"http:\/\/www.libertatea.ro\/stire\/gainile-lui-colen-ciufulite-de-cocosul-primit-de-la-colega-lui-290485.html\" target=\"_blank\">genul acesta<\/a>. Lipsit\u0103 de savoare, de suspans, de personalitate, de intrig\u0103, de deznod\u0103m\u00e2nt odios? Adic\u0103, ce mare lucru dac\u0103 g\u0103inile lui Colen au fost ciufulite de un coco\u015f? P\u0103i, asta este firea naturii, m\u0103i&#8230; T\u0163\u0163\u0163\u0163.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0 Eu cred c\u0103 mae\u015ftrii de la ziar obosesc uneori \u015fi o mai comit.\u00a0 Ar fi fost de-a dreptul interesant dac\u0103 evenimentul respectiv era prezentat sub un nor de sare \u015fi piper. De exemplu: \u201e<em>G\u0103inile lui Colen, ciufulite de coco\u015felul s\u0103u, primit \u00een dar la na\u015ftere, de la mama sa (natur\u0103)<\/em>\u201d. Sau, de ce nu, \u201e<em>G\u0103inile lui Colen, ciufulite de coco\u015ful primit de la colega sa, t\u0103iat\u0103 \u015fi tran\u015fat\u0103 \u00een frigider din dragoste<\/em>\u201d. Ori \u201e<em>Coco\u015ful lui Colen, sf\u00e2\u015fiat de g\u0103inile turbate aduse de colega sa, p\u0103r\u0103sit\u0103 pentru alta<\/em>\u201d. Sau \u201e<em>G\u0103inile lui Colen, ciufulite de colega sa \u00een timp ce cloceau ou\u0103le c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u0163ului<\/em>\u201d. B\u0103ie\u0163i, ne revenim \u015fi noi un pic?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0 Presa de scandal are p\u0103r\u0163ile ei atractive pentru mase, mai ales c\u00e2nd sunt implicate \u00een joc \u015fi c\u00e2teva perechi de \u0163\u00e2\u0163e, dou\u0103 trei b\u00e2rfe pe care turma abia a\u015fteapt\u0103 s\u0103 le aud\u0103, poze din &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[85,103],"tags":[580,817,1432,1876,2644,3206,3266,3500,3652],"class_list":["post-8309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brusturi-media","category-promo","tag-buturuga","tag-coco","tag-gaini","tag-libertatea","tag-presa","tag-stire","tag-tabloid","tag-uscatura","tag-ziar"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8309"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8309\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}