{"id":8319,"date":"2010-06-08T16:10:44","date_gmt":"2010-06-08T13:10:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=8319"},"modified":"2010-06-08T16:10:44","modified_gmt":"2010-06-08T13:10:44","slug":"proust-ernare-matinala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/06\/proust-ernare-matinala\/","title":{"rendered":"Proust-ernare matinal\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00centr-una din dimine\u0163ile s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii trecute m-am trezit, a\u015fa cum mi se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 <em>din<\/em> <em>c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd <\/em><a href=\"#_ftn1\">[1]<\/a>, \u00eengenuncheat de alcool. N-a fost o incursiune obraznic\u0103 \u00een t\u0103r\u00e2mul zeului Bachus ci o desc\u0103tu\u015fare de energii sub auspiciile regelui Ursus \u015fi a unuia dintre amicii s\u0103i, Cerbul Cornel.<\/p>\n<p>Vr\u00e2nd-nevr\u00e2nd, a trebuit s\u0103 fac ochi \u015fi s\u0103 iau la pa\u015fi drumul c\u0103tre birou. \u015ei cum m\u0103 deplasam eu absent pe trotuar, cu papilele gustative \u00eenc\u0103 \u00eembibate de bere de parc\u0103 mi-ar fi f\u0103tat pisica \u00een gur\u0103 pentru ca mai apoi s\u0103-\u015fi urce puii \u00een pod, printre neuronii iner\u0163i, amor\u0163i\u0163i de alcool, am surprins fugitiv o fr\u00e2ntur\u0103 dintr-o discu\u0163ie purtat\u0103 de doi tineri pensionari, probabil so\u0163 \u015fi so\u0163ie, care suna cam a\u015fa:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Nu-mi place, nici m\u0103car nu are gust de lapte, a spus ea cu un glas mieros \u015fi v\u0103dit dezam\u0103git.<\/p>\n<p>R\u0103spunsul lui nu s-a l\u0103sat deloc \u00eent\u00e2rziat, contur\u00e2ndu-se \u00eentr-o replic\u0103 prompt\u0103, sacadat\u0103:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Da\u2019 de ce are gust? De c\u0103cat?<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen secunda doi am tres\u0103rit instant de parc\u0103 a\u015f fi gustat la propriu gluma. O suit\u0103 de imagini cu mine num\u0103r\u00e2nd minutele p\u00e2n\u0103 la terminarea zilei de munc\u0103 mi se derular\u0103 fulger\u0103tor prin minte. De c\u0103cat, aia era&#8230; M\u0103 a\u015ftepta o zi de c\u0103cat.<\/p>\n<hr size=\"1\" \/><a href=\"#_ftnref1\">[1]<\/a> a se citi: pentru \u015fefi &#8211; o dat\u0103 la un an; pentru p\u0103rin\u0163i &#8211; o dat\u0103 la \u015fase luni; pentru medicul  de familie &#8211; o dat\u0103 la trei luni; pentru adev\u0103ra\u0163ii practican\u0163i ai sportului (cu berea) rece &#8211; de c\u00e2te ori am ocazia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00centr-una din dimine\u0163ile s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii trecute m-am trezit, a\u015fa cum mi se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd [1], \u00eengenuncheat de alcool. N-a fost o incursiune obraznic\u0103 \u00een t\u0103r\u00e2mul zeului Bachus ci o desc\u0103tu\u015fare de energii &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[101,103],"tags":[588,1094,2469],"class_list":["post-8319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-martor-si-tartor","category-promo","tag-cacat","tag-discuie","tag-pensionari"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}