{"id":8328,"date":"2010-06-08T18:04:34","date_gmt":"2010-06-08T15:04:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=8328"},"modified":"2010-06-08T18:04:34","modified_gmt":"2010-06-08T15:04:34","slug":"sa-mi-fur-una","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/06\/sa-mi-fur-una\/","title":{"rendered":"S\u0103-mi fur una!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0 Afla\u0163i \u00een plin\u0103 criz\u0103 a buzunarelor dar \u015fi a ideilor n\u0103stru\u015fnice, speciali\u015ftii ingineri ai <strong>Revistei Cioburi<\/strong> s-au g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 e mai bine s\u0103 fure c\u00e2teva ore de somn, vis\u00e2nd la bun\u0103stare \u015fi \u00een\u0163elegere cu fetele de la departamentul de resurse umane. Dar, a\u015fa cum Rom\u00e2nia este o \u0163ar\u0103 civilizat\u0103, exact \u00een acela\u015fi mod se va \u00eent\u00e2mpla acuplarea la care viseaz\u0103 ochelari\u015ftii din redac\u0163ie. Ca atare, distin\u015fii domni s-au apucat din nou s\u0103 r\u0103sfoiasc\u0103 printre teancurile de scrisori l\u0103sate de porumbei \u00een balconul  plin de cutii de bere goale \u015fi coji de parizer, sper\u00e2nd c\u0103 m\u0103car o admiratoare \u00ee\u015fi dore\u015fte intens s\u0103 participe la o sesiune de autografe a b\u0103ie\u0163ilor. \u00cens\u0103, tot ce au g\u0103sit a fost o nou\u0103 serie de \u00eentreb\u0103ri ale c\u0103ror r\u0103spunsuri plutesc undeva, \u00een eter.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0 A\u015fadar, s\u0103 le fie ru\u015fine cleptomanilor pentru ceea ce sunt. \u015ei s\u0103 r\u0103spund\u0103 ei cititorilor, c\u0103 noi nu \u015ftim. Deci, s\u0103 ne fie \u015fi nou\u0103 ru\u015fine:<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>-Cleptomanii \u00ee\u015fi fur\u0103 propria c\u0103ciul\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>-Dac\u0103 sunt enervan\u0163i, cleptomanii \u015fi-o pot fura?<\/p>\n<p>-Somnul \u00eei fur\u0103 pe cleptomani sau cleptomanii fur\u0103 somnul?<\/p>\n<p>-Cleptomanii se pot ab\u0163ine s\u0103 nu fure c\u00e2teva minute?<\/p>\n<p>-Cleptomanii \u00ee\u015fi dau seama c\u00e2nd fur\u0103 inimi?<\/p>\n<p>-Cleptomanii fur\u0103 ou\u0103le de sub clo\u015fc\u0103 sau clo\u015fca de pe ou\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>-Pentru cleptomani ce a fost mai \u00eent\u00e2i: oul sau boul?<\/p>\n<p>-Cleptomanii fur\u0103 meserie oricum sau doar dac\u0103 este br\u0103\u0163ar\u0103 de aur?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>E \u00een regul\u0103, nu ne-am furat-o. A\u015fa eram noi, f\u0103r\u0103 minte.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0 Afla\u0163i \u00een plin\u0103 criz\u0103 a buzunarelor dar \u015fi a ideilor n\u0103stru\u015fnice, speciali\u015ftii ingineri ai Revistei Cioburi s-au g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 e mai bine s\u0103 fure c\u00e2teva ore de somn, vis\u00e2nd la bun\u0103stare \u015fi \u00een\u0163elegere cu &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,103],"tags":[797,1235,1424,1688,1727,2807,2864],"class_list":["post-8328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aberatia-de-intelect","category-promo","tag-cleptomani","tag-eter","tag-furat","tag-ingineri","tag-intrebari","tag-redactie","tag-revista-cioburi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8328"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8328\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}