{"id":8570,"date":"2010-07-16T11:31:55","date_gmt":"2010-07-16T08:31:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=8570"},"modified":"2010-07-16T11:31:55","modified_gmt":"2010-07-16T08:31:55","slug":"ghid-de-supravietuire-pe-timp-de-criza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/07\/ghid-de-supravietuire-pe-timp-de-criza\/","title":{"rendered":"Ghid de supravie\u0163uire pe timp de criz\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dac\u0103 banii n-aduc fericirea atunci putem sus\u0163ine cu t\u0103rie c\u0103 guvernan\u0163ii no\u015ftri nu rateaz\u0103 nicio ocazie s\u0103 ne fac\u0103 c\u00e2t mai ferici\u0163i. Avem cre\u015fteri de TVA, reduceri salariale, impozite pe venit, impozite pentru stat, impozite pe aplecat. Avem convingerea, avem speran\u0163a. Avem de toate. De ce s\u0103 nu avem \u015fi <em>ghiduri de supravie\u0163uire<\/em> pe timp de criz\u0103. Iat\u0103 cum ar suna un asemenea ghid \u00een viziunea exper\u0163ilor \u00een craco-economie, exper\u0163i de pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 redac\u0163ia Revistei Cioburi.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00cen cazul \u00een care lucra\u0163i la stat, renun\u0163a\u0163i la slujb\u0103. Ve\u0163i economisi banii pe care \u00eei da\u0163i pe transport \u015fi, \u00een plus, ve\u0163i contribui prin decizia d-voastr\u0103 la mic\u015forarea num\u0103rului de bugetari.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Reorienta\u0163i-v\u0103 spre o alt\u0103 surs\u0103 de venit. Memora\u0163i dou\u0103, trei poezii de-ale lui Eminescu \u015fi recita\u0163i-le cu talent dup\u0103 ce v\u0103 pozi\u0163iona\u0163i strategic \u00een locuri aglomerate, investi\u0163i toate economiile d-voastr\u0103 \u00een bilete SuperBingo Metropolis sau \u00eencerca\u0163i cu un jaf armat la benzin\u0103ria din cartier. Cine \u015ftie, poat\u0103 v\u0103 iese&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00cencerca\u0163i s\u0103 v\u0103 lichida\u0163i creditele bancare. Dob\u00e2nzile v\u0103 omoar\u0103 cu zile. Dac\u0103 nu ave\u0163i posibilitatea material\u0103 s\u0103 finaliza\u0163i  acest demers, \u00eencerca\u0163i m\u0103car s\u0103 lichida\u0163i creditorii.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Vinde\u0163i-v\u0103 locuin\u0163a \u015fi dona\u0163i 75% la bugetul de stat pentru a pune um\u0103rul la redresarea economiei. Cu cei 25% r\u0103ma\u015fi pute\u0163i v\u0103 pute\u0163i retrage la cort unde ve\u0163i pute\u0163i a\u015ftepta \u00een lini\u015fte trecerea crizei.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Evita\u0163i s\u0103 mai m\u00e2nca\u0163i. Cheltui\u0163i prea mult pe tot soiul de alimente nes\u0103n\u0103toase pe care oricum le c\u0103ca\u0163i. \u00cen plus, ve\u0163i scuti \u015fi banii da\u0163i pe h\u00e2rtia igienic\u0103 iar consumul de ap\u0103 va fi semnificativ redus.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Renun\u0163a\u0163i la du\u015ful zilnic \u015fi la antiperspirante. Pute\u0163i rezolva problema transpira\u0163iei foarte u\u015for prin aplicarea zilnic\u0103 a unei pojghi\u0163e de smoal\u0103 la subra\u0163.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Renun\u0163a\u0163i s\u0103 mai cump\u0103ra\u0163i ap\u0103 \u00eembuteliat\u0103. Hidrata\u0163i-v\u0103 direct de la robinet sau, dac\u0103 este cazul, direct din sufragerie.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Renun\u0163a\u0163i la b\u0103utur\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencerca\u0163i drogurile. Experimenta\u0163i care dintre acestea se potrivesc cel mai bine constela\u0163iei d-voastr\u0103 neuronale \u015fi nu ezita\u0163i s\u0103 abuza\u0163i de ele \u00een fiecare zi. V\u0103 a\u015ftept\u0103 o lume mai bun\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; \u00cen general, renun\u0163a\u0163i.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dac\u0103 banii n-aduc fericirea atunci putem sus\u0163ine cu t\u0103rie c\u0103 guvernan\u0163ii no\u015ftri nu rateaz\u0103 nicio ocazie s\u0103 ne fac\u0103 c\u00e2t mai ferici\u0163i. Avem cre\u015fteri de TVA, reduceri salariale, impozite pe venit, impozite pentru stat, impozite &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30,103],"tags":[133,948,1477,2898,3248],"class_list":["post-8570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aberatia-de-intelect","category-promo","tag-aberatie","tag-criza","tag-ghid","tag-romania","tag-supravietuire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8570"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8570\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}