{"id":8580,"date":"2010-07-19T16:28:27","date_gmt":"2010-07-19T13:28:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/?p=8580"},"modified":"2010-07-19T16:28:27","modified_gmt":"2010-07-19T13:28:27","slug":"romania-din-fundul-sifonierului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/2010\/07\/romania-din-fundul-sifonierului\/","title":{"rendered":"Rom\u00e2nia din fundul \u015fifonierului"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Am deschis u\u015fa unui \u015fifonier imens, a\u015fezat peste un arc muntos \u015fi c\u00e2mpii g\u00e2dilate de nisip. Abia m\u0103 trezisem dintr-un somn boln\u0103vicios, ap\u0103sat de <em>Passiflora<\/em> \u015fi g\u00e2nduri cu remu\u015fc\u0103ri. M\u0103 sim\u0163eam preg\u0103tit s\u0103 p\u0103\u015fesc pe trotuar, \u00eembr\u0103cat \u00een straie noi, abia cump\u0103rate de la imperiali\u015fti, s\u0103 gust adierea urbei, razele abia trecute de prim\u0103var\u0103 \u015fi viziunea unui viitor pictat cu \u201evom trece peste asta cu bine\u201d. A c\u0103zut \u015fifonierul peste mine&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;\u015ei m-am trezit neasortat. De-a dreptul papagal. Un clown cu nasul portocaliu \u015fi p\u0103trat. Al\u0103turi de o droaie de liliputani \u00een\u0163oli\u0163i enervant de colorat, cu privirile pierdute \u015fi t\u00e2mpe, scurse \u00een cearc\u0103ne precum copia unui timp din fantasmele lui Salvador Dali. O turm\u0103 ascuns\u0103 \u00een \u015fifonierul pe care \u00eel deschisesem diminea\u0163a \u015fi care a c\u0103zut. Iar acum port \u015fapc\u0103 de paznic la banc\u0103, c\u0103ma\u015f\u0103 cu dragon pe spate, m\u0103nu\u015file unui muncitor care schimb\u0103 borduri \u015fi pune separatoare \u00eentre sensuri, geac\u0103 de blan\u0103 cu butoni de aur, fular cu dungi, pantaloni mula\u0163i, pantofi albi \u015fi \u015fosete rupte. Sunt imaginea lumii de sub \u015fifonier. \u015eifonier a\u015fezat peste un arc muntos \u015fi c\u00e2mpii cu pepeni \u015fi praf.<\/p>\n<p>Aici, sunt sunt singurele haine pe care le am acum. Prefer spectacolul unui nud al naibii de derutant \u00een locul penajului dorsal de papagal. M\u0103 \u00eentristeaz\u0103 grupul imens de pitici retarzi care r\u00e2njesc la fiecare petec de textil pe care \u00eel primesc de sus, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi pun\u0103 ordine \u00een costuma\u0163ie. M\u0103 \u00eendoaie mirosul de st\u0103tut care vine din spatele \u015fifonierului. M\u0103 seac\u0103, de fapt, \u015fifonierul p#lii mele care se duce la vale, mi\u015fcat de umezeala camerei \u00een care-mi spintec  visele. Mi-a\u015f dori s\u0103 m\u0103 pi\u015f peste fe\u0163ele liliputanilor care privesc t\u00e2mp \u00een continuare, c\u0103ut\u00e2nd scutece \u015fi pantaloni de\u015fuchea\u0163i dar mi-e ru\u015fine de arcul muntos \u015fi de c\u00e2mpiile pierdute \u00een dealuri.<\/p>\n<p>Promit c\u0103 data viitoare \u00eemi cump\u0103r \u015fifonier din Germania.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Am deschis u\u015fa unui \u015fifonier imens, a\u015fezat peste un arc muntos \u015fi c\u00e2mpii g\u00e2dilate de nisip. Abia m\u0103 trezisem dintr-un somn boln\u0103vicios, ap\u0103sat de Passiflora \u015fi g\u00e2nduri cu remu\u015fc\u0103ri. M\u0103 sim\u0163eam preg\u0103tit s\u0103 p\u0103\u015fesc pe &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[96,103],"tags":[2898,3066],"class_list":["post-8580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-frustrari-din-cartier","category-promo","tag-romania","tag-sifonier"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8580"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8580\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/revistacioburi.ro\/revistacioburi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}